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oh no stop it now lol
it is said your sperm taste of what you eat
if men eat nothing but choclate to get a blow
men would be choclate eating fat f**kers
and dont think many women would want to
watch out guys this is a scam made up by some man hateing women lol |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate 
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx 
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx"
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ??? |
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spunk tasted of chocolate?
As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman."
It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis? |
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"oh no stop it now lol
it is said your sperm taste of what you eat
if men eat nothing but choclate to get a blow
men would be choclate eating fat f**kers
and dont think many women would want to
watch out guys this is a scam made up by some man hateing women lol "
mine would taste of Pot Noodle then  |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Im not a chocolate lover either.
Prefer cheese but im not even going THERE
cheesey knob anyone  "
erm, cheesy hob nobs, i'm educated dontcha know
wonders if i'd turn into a fountain if i went to devon, in the holidays i hasten to add |
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spunk tasted of chocolate?
As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.
It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis? "
I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP. |
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spunk tasted of chocolate?
As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.
It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis?
I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP."
There are ONLY false ones but thought Mushroom made a pretty good earth version ? Just pondering about kneeling in front of him... |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???"
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x |
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spunk tasted of chocolate?
As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.
It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis?
I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP.
There are ONLY false ones but thought Mushroom made a pretty good earth version ? Just pondering about kneeling in front of him..."
Awwww don't tease the poor guy and keep him dangling like a plaything with all that pondering - you either wanna or ya don't lol |
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"oh yes "
well it can me arranged... honestly!
Blimey... Gulp... Here goes...
I'm blessed still with my foreskin... and as part of my many hours of self pleasuring I actually find that things inside my foreskin can add some nice feelings and sensations... Have filled it coins... Marbles... Ball Bearings... And they can be gentle massaged and rolled around inside... Each to their own so hold fire on the comments... lol
Anyway... Then one day wondered about chocolate buttons... Slip those in and see what happens... Tee Hee 
They need to be chilled ideally but they slip inside a treat... You have to insert them quickly mine... Because after a few seconds they start to soften and ultimately melt... ha ha... Once they do and you've a dozen or so in there they ooze... All soft and melted and ever so slightly silky in texture with the pre cum for the excitement of the sensation of something being in my foreskin...
Quickly learned that the white milky bar type buttons look the best as chocolate cum...
Just now want to find a nice lady to play and suckle the chocolate cum and hey... load them little beauties in the first place and then reload more buttons... Phwar... Sorry it's got me quite excited... lol.
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spunk tasted of chocolate?
As the ol' joke goes.... how do you know God wasn't a woman.
It is cos he IS HIM - the God of the forum, a title awarded on a weekly basis?
I don't worship false gods.... the answer was in the OP.
There are ONLY false ones but thought Mushroom made a pretty good earth version ? Just pondering about kneeling in front of him..."
OK , as long as there is no one kneeling behind me |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x"
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??  |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ?? "
aww and i'd just cast on ! |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ?? "
with an orange at half time, or change of ends (  ,
did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise? |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??
with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,
did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?"
and "rim prose" |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??
with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,
did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?
and "rim prose" "
opal fruits. made to make your eyes water? |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??
with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,
did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?
and "rim prose"
opal fruits. made to make your eyes water?"
I am struggling to work out the anagram... opal fruits |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??
aww and i'd just cast on ! "
ooooooerrrr will it hurt ? |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
Yeah you be saying ya dont like shoppin next xx
I dont lol...i do like knitting tho so i have some girly genes - willy warmers anyone ? xx
errrr can i have one in yellow please ...wont take much wool ....do you need a fitting ???
yellow like a canary or a primrose ? lol x
come to think of it ....can it be royal blue and white ??
with an orange at half time, or change of ends ( ,
did you know that primrose is nearly an anagram of promise?
and "rim prose"
opal fruits. made to make your eyes water?
I am struggling to work out the anagram... opal fruits"
I FOUL STRAP |
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"yuk...i hate chocolate
I am struggling to work out the anagram... opal fruits
I FOUL STRAP
"Up a florist"
honest
oooh er"
theres a really nasty anagram of those letters so stick with the florist ! |
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate. "
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-) |
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By *aucy3Couple
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)"
who cares ill be finished by then.lol |
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol "
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol"
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.  |
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention. "
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron "
ffs its coming back up again.
ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better. |
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron
ffs its coming back up again.
ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better. "
will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-) |
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron
ffs its coming back up again.
ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.
will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)"
includes a whip ...lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron
ffs its coming back up again.
ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.
will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)"
promise.im usually quite good,but can be bad when required. |
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"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron
ffs its coming back up again.
ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.
will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)
promise.im usually quite good,but can be bad when required. "
promises....cant wait;-);-);-) |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron
ffs its coming back up again.
ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.
will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)
includes a whip ...lol"
i must be phsycic.provocative,and whip.seem to go hand in hand.with the uniform,the stockings,the heels,the chocolate blow job.oh oh there its back again. |
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oh yes
well use your imagination.and keep sucking,untill you taste the chocolate.
you promise there will be light at the end of the tunnel? I mean chocolate at the centre?
;-)
who cares ill be finished by then.lol
well, I love sucking a chocolate bar in a particular unique way...using variety, changing pressure and speed so need to know whats coming lol
be back in five,suddenly got a wee swelling,that needs some attention.
Talk to Nurse Provocative - and carry on, Matron
ffs its coming back up again.
ps does that uniform come with,stockings and heels.aaaahh thats better.
will have to show you my special uniform no kidding it s for real;-)
includes a whip ...lol
i must be phsycic.provocative,and whip.seem to go hand in hand.with the uniform,the stockings,the heels,the chocolate blow job.oh oh there its back again. "
the 6 inch heels and the black leather coat? |
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Depends on what you eat as to what it tastes like if you drink fresh pinapple juice makes it taste sweeter if you smoke it makes it taste like an ashtray. |
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