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Strait Jacket for Mr Cage......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way
He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate
Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way
He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate
Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks "
Is anyone dignified when they mate? I always look like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end of it
So out of interest, what animals mate dignified? |
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"Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way
He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate
Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks
Is anyone dignified when they mate? I always look like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end of it
So out of interest, what animals mate dignified?"
Hey, you and me baby, we ain't nothing but mammals,
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
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Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here ! |
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"Nicholas Cage only eats the meat from animals that he feels have sex in a proper way
He does'nt eat pork because pigs are undignified when they mate
Poor pigs,I expect they're having a good time regardless of what he thinks
Is anyone dignified when they mate? I always look like I have been dragged through a hedge backwards by the end of it
So out of interest, what animals mate dignified?"
i dont think any animals mate dignified  |
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"Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here !"
fish dont technically mate though really, one releases eggs then the other releases sperm, no connection |
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here !
fish dont technically mate though really, one releases eggs then the other releases sperm, no connection"
oh well, that confirms it then, he has gone mad !! hhmmm unless thats exactly what he means.......no one should touch while having sex........bet his g/f/wife has fun  |
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"Hmmmm fish and birds mate dignified so it seems.......those two birds in our garden the other week looked like they were having a scrap rather than mating, so I don't think he should move here !
fish dont technically mate though really, one releases eggs then the other releases sperm, no connection
oh well, that confirms it then, he has gone mad !! hhmmm unless thats exactly what he means.......no one should touch while having sex........bet his g/f/wife has fun "
always thought he was weird  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol wishy
Off to google what animals are dignified according to Mr Cage"
Swans!.. They just gotta be dignified, I can't see Mr. Swan saying to Mrs. Swan, "hey slim neck, get ya beak round this baby." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?
I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!  "
I made it up for fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?
I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!
I made it up for fun"
Now that guy is odd! Why worry how animals have sex. Some people! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?
I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!
I made it up for fun
Now that guy is odd! Why worry how animals have sex. Some people! "
Im quite liking how the praying mantis does it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has to be the oddest thread in ages! Where did you find this information?
I am going to have to google now and find out what its all about!
I made it up for fun
Now that guy is odd! Why worry how animals have sex. Some people!
Im quite liking how the praying mantis does it "
Am a sad git......i refused to get out of the car last night because i did not want to disturb the turkey love going on in the arden....i felt like a right perv!! |
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