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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This morning my 7 year old said the funniest thing. I was getting out the shower and she says mummy why are your tongues sticking out. She was refering to my nipples. What are your funny stories. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My little one makes me laugh every day
She wanted to say 'mummy you frightened the life out of me ' once
but she said
mummy you scared the living out of myself
not too funny written but hilarious to hear - shes a laugh a minute  |
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i dont have kids but my little sister, when she was abut 4 was once watching my mum get the washing out of the machine
now none of us in my family are what you would call svelt and when she saw my mums wrap dress she asked
'mummy whats this......oh its your dress - i thought it was a tent'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our youngest clambered out of the ball pit at a childrens leisure centre, crying. Kate asked him why he was crying, and he said someone had kicked him. "Where" she said, "in the balls over there" he said |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Our other son was telling us a tale one day, and suddenly started sniggering. "what are you laughing at" I asked, to which he replied "I nearly said bollocks them" before he realised what he had said |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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When our Daughter was three, she didn't understand the concept of that how much you love someone can vary. She assumed it was a fixed amount. She used to tell us she loved us "lots and lots of peoples".
At the age of seven I was putting her to bed one night and as I cuddled her, I told her she was the light of my life. She replied "Daddy, you're the switch that turns me on"
Sitting here typing this at the age of 52, that still chokes me up..  |
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"When our Daughter was three, she didn't understand the concept of that how much you love someone can vary. She assumed it was a fixed amount. She used to tell us she loved us "lots and lots of peoples".
At the age of seven I was putting her to bed one night and as I cuddled her, I told her she was the light of my life. She replied "Daddy, you're the switch that turns me on"
Sitting here typing this at the age of 52, that still chokes me up.. "
Swingmates has a tear of happiness rolling down his cheek
That was lovley xx |
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