FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Quotes that wind you up
Quotes that wind you up
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"But you best bugger off hijacking, mally will have your guts for garters !"
I wont, those times have gone now,
just thought of another:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make it drink"
for whatever reason my mum always managers to say this every time I'm there grrrrrr |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"But you best bugger off hijacking, mally will have your guts for garters !
I wont, those times have gone now,
just thought of another:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make it drink"
for whatever reason my mum always managers to say this every time I'm there grrrrrr"
I was just kidding and getting your thread back on track
The one I keep seeing lately is " mail me, I won't bite, only if you want me to ...whats that all about?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
"lol it is the female who hates being called babe, but thats neither here or there....oooooo a quote?"
I understand why, wasn't Babe a pig?
Oh, and the Miss Piggy quote I posted above wasn't one that drives me mad, it's a good one.
Erm, have I got a thing about pigs.....? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"ha ha im serious!  all advice welcome
Mally come and sort this one out  "
OK, advice for profiles is available if you do thread searches, there's loads out there so asking for it again is just covering ground thats been covered.
and thats just reminded me of another quote thats gets my back up:-
Why can't I get meets!!!!!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
At the end of the day
Each to their own
But ...
You know what I mean?
You're doin' my 'ed in.
Wharra you like ?
Trust you!
Now don't go mad ..... but....
Chill
Sorrreeeeee!
What's up babe ? doll? darlin'? honey?
Typical woman.
I'm not one to gossip but ....
FAB specific ones:
OMG. LOL. ROFLMAO. IMHO.
Reply. Even if it's a no.
Manners cost nothing
I know you must be inundated with mail
Hey! Love your profile and your pics.
Don't message me if you are a timewaster
Don't let this one go girls.
He knows exactly what to do with his cock.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
He made me squirt all over the place.
Def be meeting him again.
You won't be disappointed.
Why ?
Why won't anyone answer us/me?
Good Morning / Good Night
And the one guaranteed to make me spit feathers....
Discrete ( ffs .. it's discreet )
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"lol it is the female who hates being called babe, but thats neither here or there....oooooo a quote?
I understand why, wasn't Babe a pig?
Oh, and the Miss Piggy quote I posted above wasn't one that drives me mad, it's a good one.
Erm, have I got a thing about pigs.....?"
lmao......nah I don't hate it because of the cute pig in babe lol
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and ..... ffs
think you've "covered all the bases" there
Shit yeah ...... Let's touch first base !!
Hate that ...... HATE it "
oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and ..... ffs
think you've "covered all the bases" there
Shit yeah ...... Let's touch first base !!
Hate that ...... HATE it
oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad"
Arses to 'forward thinking' you're much better of with a 'clear vision' |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and ..... ffs
think you've "covered all the bases" there
Shit yeah ...... Let's touch first base !!
Hate that ...... HATE it
oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad"
what about "lateral" thinking and thinking "outside the box" or are they referring to something different altogether lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
"thanking you!"
makes me fookin cringe!
its both obsequious and condescending at the same time"
It's both obsequious and condescending! gets me everytime. Thanking you for that one  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
"oh god dont get me started on corporate quotes the whole "forward thinking" shit drives me mad
what about "lateral" thinking and thinking "outside the box" or are they referring to something different altogether lol"
Depends if it is "Blue-Sky Thinking" or not |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
When football commentators say 'Saved by the post'.....the post doesn't DO anything it is simply THERE.
If it wasn't there then it would still not be a goal because they didn't hit the 192 square feet (24ft*8ft) target that is normally defined by the posts (it could also be defined by painted lines on a wall, ropes strung between 4 fixed points, or even just a few intersecting lasers).
What they should say is 'saved by the INACCURACY of the player', whichever player who FAILED to hit that 24' by 8' space and the part of the post/crossbar which would have caused it to bounce into, instead of away from, the goal mouth |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
"IMHO gets on my tits
Who is this Imho? I want to know what he did to be so lucky!  "
I think he has a profile here
You wanna meet TTFN he gets right up my Arseh.......... Hahahahaha! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
just another gripe now about those who insist on you scrolling down to read the last line of their post cause they've put a load of returns in to creat a massive gap between the paragraph and last line, why?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"IMHO gets on my tits
Who is this Imho? I want to know what he did to be so lucky!
I think he has a profile here
You wanna meet TTFN he gets right up my Arseh.......... Hahahahaha! "
I think you're right, sod Imho for now... Ttfn's got it going on! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
"IMHO gets on my tits
Who is this Imho? I want to know what he did to be so lucky!
I think he has a profile here
You wanna meet TTFN he gets right up my Arseh.......... Hahahahaha!
I think you're right, sod Imho for now... Ttfn's got it going on! "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5 |
this gets said to me a lot in chameleons
Do you come here to watch telly?
and it annoys the hello out of me
Usually I pay to get myself in
Usually I promise no one anything
So whats it to em?
Then they say, we come here to fuck well guess what, I can watch tv and get shagged from behind as I have done several times
Plus I dont JUST go to chams to shag
Why is what I do there of so much interest to people that do not interest me grrrrrrrrrr  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
did anybody mention "hardened" vs "non-hardened" swingers ? There was a thread recently on the matter... nonetheless, the phrase is a bit ...errr irritating and not quite clear... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
cheer up, it might never happen (ffs, we all have down days)
what's wrong? "nothing" are you sure?? (I just said so did't I!!!)
you're on ti site all the time (so fookin what, it's my time and money)
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Corporate quotes:
"Take on board", "Robust", "Key issue/player"
The one beloved of pretentious teenage girls:
"Oh my God!"
Said in every other bloody sentence,GRRRR!
XXXX |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"just another gripe now about those who insist on you scrolling down to read the last line of their post cause they've put a load of returns in to creat a massive gap between the paragraph and last line, why? "
So that you can't
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. see the punch line when you read the other bits. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"its not a quote but people abbreviating things does my head right in
tbh, wtf, gsoh
why be lazy and write the bloody sentance grrrrrrrrr"
I agree, there's nothing worse than tla's |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Whats occuring
Telly i know its only one word but it drives me crackers its a television
Big words people use to make themselves look clever when they know damn well average joe bloggs wont know what there on about
Its your lose
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
