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What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?
I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better??? |
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"What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?
I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???"
If you're getting good results, why change?  |
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"What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?
I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???
Need any help rubbing that in??  "
Yes please, I am rather clumsy  |
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"What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?
I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???
If you're getting good results, why change? "
Because there's always the possibility of better results |
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?"
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that |
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that "
haha i nearly just pissed myself  |
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that
haha i nearly just pissed myself "
I've got a proper case of the giggles now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that
haha i nearly just pissed myself
I've got a proper case of the giggles now "
the mental image of him slapping his cock onto some kitchen scales to workk out the weight, then wrapping it up in bacon and finally cutting a hole in the oven door to insert his bacon wrapped cock into
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that
haha i nearly just pissed myself
I've got a proper case of the giggles now "
Me too |
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Udder cream from farm supply shops is brilliant, keeps it soft and silky.
My mother always used mares urine as a moisturiser, many women who take HRT use premarin. which is made from pregnant mares urine. best conditioner there is for skin. |
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that "
I've just weighed it at 67g ... How long shall I stick it in for? |
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that
I've just weighed it at 67g ... How long shall I stick it in for?"
Stick it in. Then take it out. Then in. Out. In. Out.... You get the picture  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey
Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?
Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that
I've just weighed it at 67g ... How long shall I stick it in for?
Stick it in. Then take it out. Then in. Out. In. Out.... You get the picture "
So, for about a minute then |
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