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Its obvious to everyone youre a fabster !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Stereotypes....they are everywhere, some based on rather suspect truths, others formed by evil world dominating villains intent on discrediting their feared nemesis.
So what's the stereotypical FAB member look like ? Can you offer a trait ? A look ? A common ground amongst Fab members ? Ill attempt to start it off :
The average FAB guy is easy to spot....he's the one checking your sky remote isn't smaller than yours |
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You always have two rather large handbags on the go ... your normal every day one and your just in case you get lucky one ... complete with fuck me heels, hold ups, crotchless lingerie, condoms, lube, wet wipes, velcro restraints, blindfold and battery operated mini toys !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You always have two rather large handbags on the go ... your normal every day one and your just in case you get lucky one ... complete with fuck me heels, hold ups, crotchless lingerie, condoms, lube, wet wipes, velcro restraints, blindfold and battery operated mini toys !!! "
 Whoooa there girl, you seem to know too much about all this ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You always have two rather large handbags on the go ... your normal every day one and your just in case you get lucky one ... complete with fuck me heels, hold ups, crotchless lingerie, condoms, lube, wet wipes, velcro restraints, blindfold and battery operated mini toys !!! "
My play bag is always packed and in the boot of the car |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You always have two rather large handbags on the go ... your normal every day one and your just in case you get lucky one ... complete with fuck me heels, hold ups, crotchless lingerie, condoms, lube, wet wipes, velcro restraints, blindfold and battery operated mini toys !!! Whoooa there girl, you seem to know too much about all this !
In actual fact I much prefer to entertain at home now ... my suitcase on wheels with mini generator was proving to be a bit of a give away !!! "
Yeah bet the purpose made bondage table and diesel generator with surgical instruments looks lovely behind the Welsh dresser? |
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"You always have two rather large handbags on the go ... your normal every day one and your just in case you get lucky one ... complete with fuck me heels, hold ups, crotchless lingerie, condoms, lube, wet wipes, velcro restraints, blindfold and battery operated mini toys !!! Whoooa there girl, you seem to know too much about all this !
My reputation obviously precedes me !!!
In actual fact I much prefer to entertain at home now ... my suitcase on wheels with mini generator was proving to be a bit of a give away !!!
Yeah bet the purpose made bondage table and diesel generator with surgical instruments looks lovely behind the Welsh dresser?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glued to your smartphone 24/7"
Well isnt everyone theses days...but they could be chatting on any site..facebook etc....doesnt automatically make them a fabster...
But wouldn't it be cool if there was some sort of code????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glued to your smartphone 24/7
Well isnt everyone theses days...but they could be chatting on any site..facebook etc....doesnt automatically make them a fabster...
But wouldn't it be cool if there was some sort of code???? "
We could bring back toothing, send the word "F.A.B" out via Bluetooth if a non swinger catches you out, just say you like thunderbirds lol |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
The typical FAB TG (some of this might be true for your actual girls, too) ALWAYS looks glamorous, we have full make up on, frillies, condoms and lube in our handbag AND we are constantly at a loose end, just waiting for some faceless chap to ask us to meet him in a layby an hour's drive from us to suck him off for 2 minutes, before driving back home. Our biggest sexual fantasy is to meet that strange chap who wants us to meet him in Sainsbury's car park between 13.45 and 13.55 on a Tuesday afternoon whilst his wife is busy and using an invisibility spell have coitus without getting arrested.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The typical FAB TG (some of this might be true for your actual girls, too) ALWAYS looks glamorous, we have full make up on, frillies, condoms and lube in our handbag AND we are constantly at a loose end, just waiting for some faceless chap to ask us to meet him in a layby an hour's drive from us to suck him off for 2 minutes, before driving back home. Our biggest sexual fantasy is to meet that strange chap who wants us to meet him in Sainsbury's car park between 13.45 and 13.55 on a Tuesday afternoon whilst his wife is busy and using an invisibility spell have coitus without getting arrested. "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The typical FAB TG (some of this might be true for your actual girls, too) ALWAYS looks glamorous, we have full make up on, frillies, condoms and lube in our handbag AND we are constantly at a loose end, just waiting for some faceless chap to ask us to meet him in a layby an hour's drive from us to suck him off for 2 minutes, before driving back home. Our biggest sexual fantasy is to meet that strange chap who wants us to meet him in Sainsbury's car park between 13.45 and 13.55 on a Tuesday afternoon whilst his wife is busy and using an invisibility spell have coitus without getting arrested. "
Maybe I'm a TG?! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Probably a long shot but here goes to spontaneously good luck ...anyone going to be near/in st.lucia soon and looking for the time of there life "
Where do you say it? Context is important here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I saw a member of fab in Curry's the other day. He was walking about with a Sky remote held next to his crotch 
Men never use the Virgin remote on here."
Maybe they're afraid of the virgin branding and the effect it may have ? Is it smaller ? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I saw a member of fab in Curry's the other day. He was walking about with a Sky remote held next to his crotch
Men never use the Virgin remote on here.
Maybe they're afraid of the virgin branding and the effect it may have ? Is it smaller ?"
It doesn't have as much girth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab Tranny,,,,,,, the furtive blokey who lurks about in women’s shoe shops checking out the extra large section….!.  
Size 6  "
Oh you lucky foooker,,,
OMG I'm so jealous.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every time anyone says "Fab" about something you do a double-take to see if it's worth saying "Fab" with a wink back at them.
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Don't wink ... If you wink they'll just block you |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Every time anyone says "Fab" about something you do a double-take to see if it's worth saying "Fab" with a wink back at them.
Don't wink ... If you wink they'll just block you "
What if I suggest we could be friends?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every time anyone says "Fab" about something you do a double-take to see if it's worth saying "Fab" with a wink back at them.
Don't wink ... If you wink they'll just block you
What if I suggest we could be friends?
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Have you spoke to them first? At length? With interesting, original and witty conversation? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Every time anyone says "Fab" about something you do a double-take to see if it's worth saying "Fab" with a wink back at them.
Don't wink ... If you wink they'll just block you
What if I suggest we could be friends?
Have you spoke to them first? At length? With interesting, original and witty conversation? "
No - I just heard them say "fab". Hangs head in shame. Slouches off blocked and ashamed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every time anyone says "Fab" about something you do a double-take to see if it's worth saying "Fab" with a wink back at them.
Don't wink ... If you wink they'll just block you
What if I suggest we could be friends?
Have you spoke to them first? At length? With interesting, original and witty conversation?
No - I just heard them say "fab". Hangs head in shame. Slouches off blocked and ashamed.
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When will you single females learn ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Leading on nicely to the fact that we categorise everyone:
Single male
Single female
Couple
Etc
Excuse me can you give directions to.....bugger off you're outside my filters |
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