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over a year ago
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"I've forgotten where my gazebo is and I offered it to a friend for her party on Saturday night ... it's not in the shed, or the under-stair cupboard  "
I found one last week clearing the workshop out. Noooooooooo idea how it got there, don't remember buying it. Did you sneak your rubbish into my workshop ?  |
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"I forgot to put the front door key back on my car keys and locked myself out today, had to wait for old man to get home , what a plonker  "
Been there, done that......got a keysafe now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I forgot to put the front door key back on my car keys and locked myself out today, had to wait for old man to get home , what a plonker "
See husbands do have some uses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I forgot to get my eyebrows threaded and now will go out tonight looking like a yeti "
Oh my.. me too... Going to see if I can get my daughter to do it now
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've forgotten where my gazebo is and I offered it to a friend for her party on Saturday night ... it's not in the shed, or the under-stair cupboard
I found one last week clearing the workshop out. Noooooooooo idea how it got there, don't remember buying it. Did you sneak your rubbish into my workshop ? "
Ahhh that's where I left it ... be a darling and pop it back tonight will you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've forgotten where my gazebo is and I offered it to a friend for her party on Saturday night ... it's not in the shed, or the under-stair cupboard
I found one last week clearing the workshop out. Noooooooooo idea how it got there, don't remember buying it. Did you sneak your rubbish into my workshop ?
Ahhh that's where I left it ... be a darling and pop it back tonight will you "
Errrrrrrrrrm, it went in the skip last week. Oops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've forgotten where my gazebo is and I offered it to a friend for her party on Saturday night ... it's not in the shed, or the under-stair cupboard
I found one last week clearing the workshop out. Noooooooooo idea how it got there, don't remember buying it. Did you sneak your rubbish into my workshop ?
Ahhh that's where I left it ... be a darling and pop it back tonight will you
Errrrrrrrrrm, it went in the skip last week. Oops "
shame really as there's a reward for it's return  |
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"I forgot my purse when I went into town the other day. Checked keys, oyster card, ciggys and CV but no cash lol
that old one "
Cheeky  I wanted some chocolate |
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"I forgot which hotel I'd booked!
Just tried checking in - adamant that I made the booking myself - only to find I'm in one 20 miles away!
Fuckwit!!! "
you're not alone in such fuckwittery |
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"I forgot my purse when I went into town the other day. Checked keys, oyster card, ciggys and CV but no cash lol
that old one
Cheeky I wanted some chocolate "
You've saved yourself 0.05mm on your hips so all's good |
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"I forgot how to punish a certain someone! But I'm sure it will come back to me  
its like riding a bike ... you just sit on it and move your legs "
My thighs might bruise his ears though  |
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