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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My 10 yr old lad asked me what a Brazilian was this morning, he'd heard it on Robson Greens extreme fishing of all things.
What awkward question have fellow fabbers had from their kids.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mum.. .what's a Ménage à trois..after listening to a song.
My answer was ask your dad lol
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Another recent gem while I was picking up a packet of latex free condoms...
Mum you realise they aren't balloons? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is bukkake? I had to ask in what context and where did you hear it before I chocked on my dinner!"
Classic. I don't even know the answer to that, honest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mum.. .what's a Ménage à trois..after listening to a song.
My answer was ask your dad lol
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Another recent gem while I was picking up a packet of latex free condoms...
Mum you realise they aren't balloons? "
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When my lad was small about 6/7 me an his mum was out shopping an in a packed shop in a very load voice asked me what a dildo was true to form I quickly answerd ask your mother. Anther time we was in a taxi I was watching him stare at the drivers bold head when we was getting out he rubbed his head an run was soooo funny. Love reminding him now hes 24  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is bukkake? I had to ask in what context and where did you hear it before I chocked on my dinner!"
You should have said its the act of when you can't find your car keys, then someone leaps out with them and surprises you.
'Boo! Car keys!' |
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"What is bukkake? I had to ask in what context and where did you hear it before I chocked on my dinner!
Classic. I don't even know the answer to that, honest."
"It's what you do to prepare noodles, Sweetheart. It's the Japanese word for splashing them with water".  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
If children are old enough to ask, they are old enough to know. Just phrase the answer in language they would understand for their age.
My daughter asked what condoms were when she was 8. I had to tell her that the daddy puts them on over his penis to stop the mummy having babies when she is not ready to. She seemed happy with that at the time. |
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Not me but a mate said her eldest daughter asked her very nonchalantly what a blow job was, just as she took a mouth of tea. After spurting the tea she told her daughter what it was, her daughter thought it was disgusting. Her daughter was 16 at the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was asked by my eldest what the "birds and bees" was all about so i explained it best i could.
Was immediately told by the youngest that i was wrong, thats not how it happens on Casualty. |
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