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What ruins a kiss?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Washing machine" kisses, that just go round and round and round and round....."
PARK LIFE!
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being too hard. used to kiss a girl when i was a kid and she used to drive her mouth onto you, love it soft and sensual mmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"
Oh no, that sounds awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it
Oh no, that sounds awful"
Hell yeah its awful,I think they think its passionate!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel!  Did they get Bogies? 
Well I was a bit worried  Imagine if they had made you sneeze! "
That may have surprised them.....and not in a good way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone gave my nostils a french kiss on saturday........very novel! Did they get Bogies?
Well I was a bit worried "
now that can be quite nice if done right (apart from the bogies) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not something the other person did, but when I was younger and was out on the town and had 1 too many ales and started kissing a girl and used to get room spin because I'd closed my eyes, and I had to stop kissing or I'd of been sick, not anymore I don't drink too much anymore,
Come on admit it we've all had room spin kissing |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm? 
I'm putting a positive vote in for the soft-mouthed, tongue-free, passionate snog - it's a dying art!
Now combine that with some full body contact......."
Me too. I go all weak kneed just thinking about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"
Hell yeah  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"
I don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinking about it, the thing that really ruins a lovely kiss is when the other person then wipes their mouth as soon as you separate.
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Yep, got to agree with you on that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I pulled a absolutly stunning girl at my local we had fancyed each other for years she was like an angel all the blokes fancyed her but she was really shy anyway the first time we kissed it was so passionat and she accedently farted and went bright red i could not stop laughing witch made it worse  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Thinking about it, the thing that really ruins a lovely kiss is when the other person then wipes their mouth as soon as you separate.
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I do that. I can't bear having wet lips. I get through many napkins while eating.
What ruins a kiss for me, apart from quite a few of the above, is tongue sucking. It's weird. |
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Bad teeth, bad breath, slobber, those who just want to stab the back of your throat with their tongue, HEAVY smokers, excessive moaning (especially during a bad kiss, lol), being pulled in so tight that your teeth knock...
Many things, really... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I pulled a absolutly stunning girl at my local we had fancyed each other for years she was like an angel all the blokes fancyed her but she was really shy anyway the first time we kissed it was so passionat and she accedently farted and went bright red i could not stop laughing witch made it worse "
Oh the poor girl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I pulled a absolutly stunning girl at my local we had fancyed each other for years she was like an angel all the blokes fancyed her but she was really shy anyway the first time we kissed it was so passionat and she accedently farted and went bright red i could not stop laughing witch made it worse
Oh the poor girl x"
poor me we were together for 5 years. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Too much talking.
"Just shut up and kiss me" - not quite as romantic in real life as movies would have you believe."
It's worked for and with me. My ex used to kiss me to stop me talking. |
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"Too much talking.
"Just shut up and kiss me" - not quite as romantic in real life as movies would have you believe.
It's worked for and with me. My ex used to kiss me to stop me talking. "
Hahaha, that's a classic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When all they do is hold their mouths open and stick a tongue out,or when they ram it down your throat and hold you so tight you're choking on it"
so very true x
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"Apart from the obvious......hmmmmm? "
Had a lovely erotic kiss with a gorgeous girl last month,it was all going very nicely but then she started to break wind quite loudly and often,,it killed the moment and i burst out laughing.....just as well i wasnt doing something with my tounge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when they go in too fast, crush your lip & bang their teeth against yours & a automatic grab for the boobs.
All for the slow gentle sensual kiss with full body contact. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they try and kiss like they're in a movie. Like they're eating your face.
I like slow, sensual kissing. "
Definitely hate the face being eaten, I won't meet again if they cannot kiss! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a guy grabs the back of you head and pins himself against you as he tried to perform an endoscopy with him tongue
I got to stop doing that "
It's ok it wasn't you  |
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