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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Just do as the distance runners do and both pace yourselfs.  "
Assuming an average penis of 6 inches and each thrust in and out is a foot, a marathon sex session (26.2 miles) gives you 138435 feet - i.e. 138435 full thrusts.
Best get in training now  |
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By *imtomyMan
over a year ago
manchester |
"Just do as the distance runners do and both pace yourselfs.
Assuming an average penis of 6 inches and each thrust in and out is a foot, a marathon sex session (26.2 miles) gives you 138435 feet - i.e. 138435 full thrusts.
Best get in training now "
haha, genius. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we talking 'Bobby Charlton' comb over here? 
I've yet to see any young guys sporting this ultra fashionable hairstyle yet - although have seen a few at some clubs recently, but wouldn't describe the owners as young!!  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"It's a saying that some prick off geordi shore says (and no I don't watch that shit - well maybe once or twice but I was in a dark place back then and I was in female company at the time) "
Just admit it, you have it set on series record. |
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"It's a saying that some prick off geordi shore says (and no I don't watch that shit - well maybe once or twice but I was in a dark place back then and I was in female company at the time)
Just admit it, you have it set on series record. "
I'm not admitting anything and I never will! !!!!
Ok ok I admit it...... help me get the help I need.... I want to change... |
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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago
Cheltenham |
"Assuming an average penis of 6 inches and each thrust in and out is a foot, a marathon sex session (26.2 miles) gives you 138435 feet - i.e. 138435 full thrusts."
All the way in and all the way out? I've heard of guys with brains in their cocks but do some have eyes too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think everyone is not getting this...
1)young guys with a comb over
2)I get a leg over
3)game over night night
4)we repeat as above
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I'm still going Huhhhhhh? in my head.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think everyone is not getting this...
1)young guys with a comb over
2)I get a leg over
3)game over night night
4)we repeat as above
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I'm still going Huhhhhhh? in my head. "
Me too! What the hell is a comb over? 
It's obviously not the same as what it was when I was a girl.....a couple of years ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think everyone is not getting this...
1)young guys with a comb over
2)I get a leg over
3)game over night night
4)we repeat as above "
????
1) Something about young men that are going bald?
2) Leg over what? Leg over a young guys comb over?
3) Which game, are we talking cluedo, monopoly, twister?
I cannot figure out the riddles either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My understanding of a comb over is someone bald on top with whisps of hair combed over to cover it. Everyone else is singing from this hymn sheet yes?
I'm wondering if the OP means young guys with a side parting style haircut? or maybe comb overs are her thing? |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"It's a saying that some prick off geordi shore says (and no I don't watch that shit - well maybe once or twice but I was in a dark place back then and I was in female company at the time)
Just admit it, you have it set on series record.
I'm not admitting anything and I never will! !!!!
Ok ok I admit it...... help me get the help I need.... I want to change... "
Next your be admitting to Made in Chelsea and The only way is Essex |
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"comb over leg over game over "
Just my take on this riddle....
She likes young men with a comb over...few strands of hair that take off in the wind..
She likes them to GETtheir leg over...as in stradle her (could be doggy style too) for a good long hard f**k
When the deed is done is Game over...go home and come back when I whislte for you again
Just a French interpreTation of the post...no offence meant OP
If I got it right...do I get a Make Over?  |
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"I like the phrase "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" in the term of a quickie "
Oh my god...took me 3 times reading this to get it! I need to go back to work, my brains are obviously melting and disolving!! Good one Foxy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"allll riteeeee pet "
Love Geordie women but I always think I'm going to get a three way cos they do tend to say "fancy coming back to mine to fuck us" lol |
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