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"A post on the Absurd Forum thread just created this all on its ownio.
So, squirt, cum, spit your drink at the screen, whatever - what can you make us do?"
I can make you feel awkward by holding a door open for you even though your more then 10 feet away, so you have to go into a light jog to get there  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A post on the Absurd Forum thread just created this all on its ownio.
So, squirt, cum, spit your drink at the screen, whatever - what can you make us do?
I can make you feel awkward by holding a door open for you even though your more then 10 feet away, so you have to go into a light jog to get there "
That's you is it? It's just to tits jiggling isn't it? |
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"A post on the Absurd Forum thread just created this all on its ownio.
So, squirt, cum, spit your drink at the screen, whatever - what can you make us do?
I can make you feel awkward by holding a door open for you even though your more then 10 feet away, so you have to go into a light jog to get there "
frustrates me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A post on the Absurd Forum thread just created this all on its ownio.
So, squirt, cum, spit your drink at the screen, whatever - what can you make us do?
I can make you feel awkward by holding a door open for you even though your more then 10 feet away, so you have to go into a light jog to get there
That's you is it? It's just to tits jiggling isn't it?"
I enjoy making you feel awkward that much, i never even noticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I enjoy making young people feel awkward by being first to give up my seat on a crowed bus when elderly passengers are forced to stand because seated people aboard the bus choose to bury their faces in the mobile phones pretending they’ve not noticed all the seats are taken….  |
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"A post on the Absurd Forum thread just created this all on its ownio.
So, squirt, cum, spit your drink at the screen, whatever - what can you make us do?
I can make you feel awkward by holding a door open for you even though your more then 10 feet away, so you have to go into a light jog to get there "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A post on the Absurd Forum thread just created this all on its ownio.
So, squirt, cum, spit your drink at the screen, whatever - what can you make us do?
I can make you feel awkward by holding a door open for you even though your more then 10 feet away, so you have to go into a light jog to get there "
Very British problems  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I enjoy making young people feel awkward by being first to give up my seat on a crowed bus when elderly passengers are forced to stand because seated people aboard the bus choose to bury their faces in the mobile phones pretending they’ve not noticed all the seats are taken…. "
I did that on the tube the other day and it ended up with three people getting up to offer me their seats in return. I didn't know whether to just tell them off or gather as many struggling to stand people to use them.
Soxy, you're a mensch. Can I make you...? |
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lol but it amuses me so haho !! 