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A new WORLD record attempt. ....
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"Wasnt there a guy going on about not getting a sausage a while ago... that descended into chaos and 175 posts in about 30 mins  "
Well I am not having that! I will not be beaten by a sausage. ....I just won't I tell you! |
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"Wasnt there a guy going on about not getting a sausage a while ago... that descended into chaos and 175 posts in about 30 mins
Well I am not having that! I will not be beaten by a sausage. ....I just won't I tell you! "
Better get a move on then  |
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I know how to get it going, all BBWs are bonkers and the CLIQUE should ban them all. ........oooh I am going to hell for that one!
Touch paper lit. .....retire. ......safe distance, and don hard hat! |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"I'm working on packing for 4 days with just hand luggage... I may need to sacrifice some shoes  "
I can lend you an alter and a knife but I'm not sure it'll do any good - you may need to simply pack less instead.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know how to get it going, all BBWs are bonkers and the CLIQUE should ban them all. ........oooh I am going to hell for that one!
Touch paper lit. .....retire. ......safe distance, and don hard hat! "
You are a bad man and must be punished!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the answer 4:32pm on the 6th of July 2017? 
Is that your final answer??  "
No thats just what my automatic random anwser generator came up with......
I use it to pick my lottery numbers too....  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Right, let's see if we can get it going...
Where's all the fat birds?
Is it racist to say no blacks/asians/whites/jews/7th Day Adventists?
Wd u fck my bf?
I'd rather fuck a BBW than a skinny minny bag o' bones
How's that for starters  |
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"Right, let's see if we can get it going...
Where's all the fat birds?
Is it racist to say no blacks/asians/whites/jews/7th Day Adventists?
Wd u fck my bf?
I'd rather fuck a BBW than a skinny minny bag o' bones
How's that for starters "
Here
No
Not right now
Thats good you know what you like
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop"
I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay"
If theres custard im there rubes xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay
If theres custard im there rubes xx"
There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
Awwwwww but its always my turn..... and I've just put my curlers in...sheeeeeshhhh "
Im wrapped in me blankie, go on soxy pleeeaaaasssseeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
Awwwwww but its always my turn..... and I've just put my curlers in...sheeeeeshhhh
Im wrapped in me blankie, go on soxy pleeeaaaasssseeeee "
I've got my snuggie and PJs on - I'll have to put a bra on and my specs for when we go into Canada in a bit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay
If theres custard im there rubes xx
There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom"
Love abit of noming  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay
If theres custard im there rubes xx
There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom
Love abit of noming "
I do love noming - on lots of things... cock in particular! I wouldn't mind noming on the OP's cock hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay
If theres custard im there rubes xx
There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom
Love abit of noming
I do love noming - on lots of things... cock in particular! I wouldn't mind
noming on the OP's cock hehe"
nom nom slurp xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone sending out for cake?
Its your turn to go to the shop
I'm awaiting a food parcel from Mum - but no cake - however I have got a sticky toffee pudding in the cupboard! Yay
If theres custard im there rubes xx
There will certainly be custard! Nom nom nom
Love abit of noming
I do love noming - on lots of things... cock in particular! I wouldn't mind
noming on the OP's cock hehe
nom nom slurp xx"
You want to share Julie? Hehe Fancy a 2 woman blow job OP?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now thats a plan ruby xx "
I'M GETTING CAKE!!!! Mum just rang and is bringing me cake from the supermarket! She's actually choosing the gooeist stickiest one there!
Oh yeah, the OP.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now thats a plan ruby xx
I'M GETTING CAKE!!!! Mum just rang and is bringing me cake from the supermarket! She's actually choosing the gooeist stickiest one there!
Oh yeah, the OP.... "
Grab him quick before he runs off xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now thats a plan ruby xx
I'M GETTING CAKE!!!! Mum just rang and is bringing me cake from the supermarket! She's actually choosing the gooeist stickiest one there!
Oh yeah, the OP....
Grab him quick before he runs off xx"
I'm not doing multitasking very well at the moment - so cake is currently very exciting! But so is the OP! A new, yummy, forumite! Who needs Obi's Harem?!? Hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so. "
Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!) |
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"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.
Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!) "
Spank away. ....spank away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.
Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)
Spank away. ....spank away! "
Pretty please will you return the favour! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.
Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)
Spank away. ....spank away!
Pretty please will you return the favour! "
To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"
**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.
Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)
Spank away. ....spank away!
Pretty please will you return the favour!
To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"
**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know "
Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex! |
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"Not going so well is it  "
No. I am not a happy bunny, but then as I saidbeing as there is no official record I shall still claim it when its full.....or is that if. ....haha
So in the interest of spicing it up, every likes to think they are honest, but how honest. I was asked by my gf of 15 during a blow job if she was the best at it. ....
I said NO. ...then told her who was, to her credit, and my suprise she finished the bj!
How honest have you been? |
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"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.
Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)
Spank away. ....spank away!
Pretty please will you return the favour!
To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"
**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know
Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My phone died. ....what did I miss? Did I get a beating for my mischievous comment? Ooh I do hope so.
Not yet - however I can offer you a spanking (which you can return of course!)
Spank away. ....spank away!
Pretty please will you return the favour!
To quote the ladies of Castle Anthrax..."And after the spanking, the oral sex"
**Monty Python and the Holy Grail in case you youngsters didn't know
Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex! "
Or not as the case may be (I do give an epic blow job though!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I f***ing want to get into your Y-front Lol
and I can post fatser than you can wink!!
Fatser? Is that a new kinky game I dont know about? "
Never underestimate Bambi! |
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"I f***ing want to get into your Y-front Lol
and I can post fatser than you can wink!!
Fatser? Is that a new kinky game I dont know about?
Never underestimate Bambi!"
I wouldn't even begin to. ....it could be my downfall. |
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Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!
Oh I say you have excellent taste!
I think I have too! "
Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!
Oh I say you have excellent taste!
I think I have too!
Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place. "
I do apologise.
Was admiring the view
Sorry I hi-irted then (hijacked and tried flirting) |
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Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!
Oh I say you have excellent taste!
I think I have too!
Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place.
I do apologise.
Was admiring the view
Sorry I hi-irted then (hijacked and tried flirting) "
Dont be sorry. I am not. And anyway as I said on the other thread its officially called flacking now. Ie. I have been flacked. Damn she flacked me. Oh I am such flacker. ....and so on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!
Oh I say you have excellent taste!
I think I have too!
Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place. "
Oh I'm sure we can redirect that misplaced blood |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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Oh I'd love to give the OP oral sex!
Oh I say you have excellent taste!
I think I have too!
Ladies you are making me blush.....what a waste of all that blood.....its in totally the wrong place.
Oh I'm sure we can redirect that misplaced blood"
May I join the official OP admiration society...he is seriously handsome |
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"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all. "
It does help to be young, fit, sexy, interesting, clever....and have a rather yummy and lickable cock!! |
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"Oi! Paws off!!! I'm trying to get him to meet an old batt!! if you younglings get involved I have not chance...have I???
Huffs and puffs!! change preferences to 99 to 99 why not!! 
Oh I do hope you've included me as a youngling...been a while since anyone's done that "
ABSOLUTELY!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Oi! Paws off!!! I'm trying to get him to meet an old batt!! if you younglings get involved I have not chance...have I???
Huffs and puffs!! change preferences to 99 to 99 why not!!
Oh I do hope you've included me as a youngling...been a while since anyone's done that
ABSOLUTELY!!! "
I love you, FroggyFawn |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all.
Don't pay attention to any of them, they are all just pretending to be females. Honest
Shall I flash you to convince you hunnie ??? "
Lmao!
I believe you! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Now why did no one tell me all I had to do was post random thoughts on the forum to get offers of meets. All this wasted time. ....you all kept the secret of the forum from me. ...damn you all. "
Oi! I told you. |
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