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"A Twix.
lessons on filling in a profile 
Pmsl
A large double ended dildo  
ohhh wheres me lube!!
I'm being Mysterious.
A car, so you can travel. "
erm driving lessons first please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Twix.
lessons on filling in a profile
Pmsl
A large double ended dildo
ohhh wheres me lube!!
A 500ml bottle of lube too  "
A puffet to match your comfy sofa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x"
Ide decorate your crutches in glitter and pink fluff |
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x"
Mulberry bag |
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x
Ide decorate your crutches in glitter and pink fluff"
They def need blinging  . I've gotta get used to em so plain grey is boring as hell  |
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x
Mulberry bag"
An idiots guide to motor boating |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x
Mulberry bag
An idiots guide to motor boating "
Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x
Mulberry bag
An idiots guide to motor boating
Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x "
A hand written invite(all pretty like) to read my book with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x
Mulberry bag
An idiots guide to motor boating
Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x
A hand written invite(all pretty like) to read my book with me "
What Book is it ? |
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x
Mulberry bag
An idiots guide to motor boating
Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x "
Ah you know me well!! ) |
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"Session in a recording studio!!
me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches
Aaw thanks x
Mulberry bag
An idiots guide to motor boating
Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x
A hand written invite(all pretty like) to read my book with me
What Book is it ? "
It was 'an idiots guide to motor boating' lol x |
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"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much
Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep
I tickle and spank riding crop  so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x"
Oooh lovely!!
For you bambi I would give a big smooch.... |
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"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much
Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep
I tickle and spank riding crop so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x
Oooh lovely!!
For you bambi I would give a big smooch.... "
A lovely gift and right back at Ya!!! (am learning the linguo...have you noticed?)
Can I give you a 1 scoop of mango and lime ice cream? |
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"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much
Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep
I tickle and spank riding crop so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x
Oooh lovely!!
For you bambi I would give a big smooch....
A lovely gift and right back at Ya!!! (am learning the linguo...have you noticed?)
Can I give you a 1 scoop of mango and lime ice cream? "
Yummy! Sounds delish! |
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"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much
Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep
I tickle and spank riding crop so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x
Oooh lovely!!
For you bambi I would give a big smooch....
A lovely gift and right back at Ya!!! (am learning the linguo...have you noticed?)
Can I give you a 1 scoop of mango and lime ice cream?
Yummy! Sounds delish! "
Even better when I lick it off your hot bottie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only one???  Are you from Scotland? "
Hold on...
Before you call me a tight arse I didn't tell you what croissants.
For your info the expensive Almond ones twin pack! |
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Only one??? Are you from Scotland?
Hold on...
Before you call me a tight arse I didn't tell you what croissants.
For your info the expensive Almond ones twin pack! "
Now you're talking!! Nuts and cream xx sorted!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would give Bambi some nice coloured tight leathers as long as she modelled them for me
Which colour? any pattern? are we talking psychedelic? neon?"
Red |
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"Jeans
A sofa made of JEANS material? F**king hell you are talking my language!
For Miss Bambi, a night out with good food and plenty of wine "
I am yours....do your worst!!! You had me at 'night out' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat
Hmmmm cock pic hey 
Oh I see....you respond to him but not me...(turns round in a huff) pfft!  "
My apologies, ile just get you pissed on wine, Brie and baguette |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat
Daft Bat...are you trying to win this lady to your cause young man ??? Lol
every 1 falls for my charms in the end you should no that "
Tart |
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"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat
Hmmmm cock pic hey
Oh I see....you respond to him but not me...(turns round in a huff) pfft!
My apologies, ile just get you pissed on wine, Brie and baguette"
Now you are talking Madame...Oh yes! I'll bring the red stuff |
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"A return ticket to woodford green.
Dinner @ Ketterings
Ketterings ? Is it nice ?
Yes and that posh they eat burgers with a knife and fork "
I saw you eat yours on Tuesday!! Knives and Forks indeed!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A return ticket to woodford green.
Dinner @ Ketterings
Ketterings ? Is it nice ?
Yes and that posh they eat burgers with a knife and fork
I saw you eat yours on Tuesday!! Knives and Forks indeed!!! "
I saw you watching me licking my lips
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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet. "
As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis! |
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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.
As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis! "
As she's bagged the front seat in my cab on our next club trip, I might be able to help there.... She won't notice the plaster on my seat... honest!! |
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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.
As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!
As she's bagged the front seat in my cab on our next club trip, I might be able to help there.... She won't notice the plaster on my seat... honest!! "
You wicked wicked man....I was hoping to smear/smooth/smolder (HELP) the plaster with my bare little hands...you know the ones I mean dont you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.
As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!
As she's bagged the front seat in my cab on our next club trip, I might be able to help there.... She won't notice the plaster on my seat... honest!!
You wicked wicked man....I was hoping to smear/smooth/smolder (HELP) the plaster with my bare little hands...you know the ones I mean dont you? "
Moi? What are you suggesting Madame...??????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.
As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis! "
I (mr Polk) get to admire it at least twice a week. More during the school holidays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.
As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!
I (mr Polk) get to admire it at least twice a week. More during the school holidays. "
Only twice a week???? Anything you'd like to tell us...????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.
As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!
I (mr Polk) get to admire it at least twice a week. More during the school holidays.
Only twice a week???? Anything you'd like to tell us...????? "
Shift work  |
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