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Your top 3 junk TV programmes you 'd rather slit your wrists than watch
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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1) Top Gear, bored of the 'Let's be absolute twats on the telly' routine now.
2) Deal or No Deal. How f'king long does it take them to open a box ffs? Bet they take f'king ages at Xmas to make sure the wrapping paper doesn't get ripped and they can save it for next year.
3) 24 (due to return apparently) how many times can 1 person save the USA in a day?! And their annoying ring tones rarrrrrr.
I need a lie down now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent.
Yep, me too. Seems to be a recurring theme here. "
Agreed - seriously, these shows get broadcast due to the fact that despite the criticisms, they get high ratings, but then that's the same mentality as raising your kids of crisps and because they prefer them to real food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I the only man in Britain never to have watched Top Gear?
This is because -
a) I have absolutely no interest in cars other than a means of getting from A to B. I generally pick them on the basis of colour.
and b) If I so much catch a glimpse of that idiot Clarkson, I started throwing things at the telly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeremy kyle
made in chelsea
towie,
big brother,
i know that 4 but couldn't decide a top 3, "
Jeremy Kyle and BB - yes
TOWIE and MIC - essential viewing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Anything that's to do with Big Brother
2. I'm a "Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"
3. Dancing on ice (But its finished now  ). So that means I pick X factor.
These are brain dead program's. Give me anything that can make me laugh or has a storyline in it and I will happily watch it.
Maybe some ladies can help me out with this one. All women on here say that its the mind they are attracted to and want someone who can stimulate the brain. Why do you ask for that is it because you don't get that when these shows are on? Which is virtually every day these days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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things like 'airport' etc fuckme..if I wanted to see what someone else does for a job, I think I'd apply for the position
reality police programs
in fact almost anything that pigeons into reality tv
certain documentaries are becoming insanely bad.. dogging,ufo thing etc.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1) Top Gear, bored of the 'Let's be absolute twats on the telly' routine now.
2) Deal or No Deal. How f'king long does it take them to open a box ffs? Bet they take f'king ages at Xmas to make sure the wrapping paper doesn't get ripped and they can save it for next year.
3) 24 (due to return apparently) how many times can 1 person save the USA in a day?! And their annoying ring tones rarrrrrr.
I need a lie down now "
Apart from deal or no deal - i'm shocked and appalled by your choices hels - I truly am!
Jack Bauer is a god and could have Chuck Norris with both hands tied behind his back, his feet tied together and his cock in an angry rottweilers mouth!!!
And Top Gear? It's Car Porn for men - and i've been on the bloody waiting list for tickets for years! I'm probably more likely to win tomorrow night's lottery - in which case i'll just buy myself the chance to be 'star in a reasonably priced car' and have Fab emblazened on the sides for advertising purposes!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I agree top gear sucks, they all suck, like suckers..
Im not into cars at all..same as football.. the odd car is nice blahhblahh
but to talk about them like u wank over the bonet ala topgear... absolute drivel |
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"1) Top Gear, bored of the 'Let's be absolute twats on the telly' routine now.
2) Deal or No Deal. How f'king long does it take them to open a box ffs? Bet they take f'king ages at Xmas to make sure the wrapping paper doesn't get ripped and they can save it for next year.
3) 24 (due to return apparently) how many times can 1 person save the USA in a day?! And their annoying ring tones rarrrrrr.
I need a lie down now
Apart from deal or no deal - i'm shocked and appalled by your choices hels - I truly am!
Jack Bauer is a god and could have Chuck Norris with both hands tied behind his back, his feet tied together and his cock in an angry rottweilers mouth!!!
And Top Gear? It's Car Porn for men - and i've been on the bloody waiting list for tickets for years! I'm probably more likely to win tomorrow night's lottery - in which case i'll just buy myself the chance to be 'star in a reasonably priced car' and have Fab emblazened on the sides for advertising purposes! "
So have I! 9 years I believe! No chance x |
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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago
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All the scripted reality shows like TOWIE etc. I just want to taser all the vacuous twats on those shows.
Deal or no deal - a show that should take 2 minutes stretched out, with fake camaraderie thrown in.
Lost - most overhyped tv programme of all time. Got told by the usual empty vessels at work to watch it as it was the best programme ever, in fact it was crap. Watched another episode just to make sure it was just a poor episode, but no that was crap as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh sex and the city
what UTTER pish..strong independent 90's women...aye right, seemed they couldnt do without men in almost anything..
apart from buying shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we agree, TV is a crystal slop bucket with which we can view the turds of our society, with the occasional glimpse of gold?"
hahaha brilliant! I'm definitely gonna use this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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anything with piers morgan in
he is a cunt of the highest order,name dropping christian fuckwit
towie bunch of no bodies
big brother same shit for over 10 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anything with piers morgan in
he is a cunt of the highest order,name dropping christian fuckwit
towie bunch of no bodies
big brother same shit for over 10 years"
Do you feel better now  |
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