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interesting true facts..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ill start... (p.s it isnt true just cause big al said so!)

Vibrators were invented when in the early 1900's Drs found a cure for womens hysteria was to make them orgasm. However when women got the word to their friends of what the Dr was doing for them they started pleading with their husbands to take them to their Drs as they were suffering from hysteria.

The Drs became overwhelmed with appointment requests and they decided they needed a home remedy .... Enter the home vibrator.

GOD BLESS THOSE DRS AND MR HITACHI!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So folks - next time there's a d*unk hysterical woman in your local - just whip out your magic wand and "izzy wizzy, lets get busy!!"

Should liven up a Friday night at the pub!!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Most people can't lick their elbow... (the outside)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heres a good one for ya CK, the G in G String stands for Groin.

Doesn't sound that sexy when you say it like that though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the impulse to cum is not regulated by the brain but by the spinal cord

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dust on chewing gum is ground marble!

Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniform

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I happen to know that Elvis isn't dead.

I saw him today!

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By *picenicelyCouple over a year ago

third star on the right

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

Who needs colgate!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elvis was ginger.

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Breast enhancement surgery was pioneered as a result of Japanese prostitutes trying to get business from US Servicemen stationed there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

GOD BLESS THOSE DRS AND MR HITACHI!!!

hear hear to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

magners in southern ireland is called bulmers, bulmers of hereford england own magners but why its called different things is a mystery like when opal fruits became starburst, fucked me up and i still call them opal fruits like 20 years on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honey is the only food eaten by humans that does'nt go off

And they will always be called opal fruits in my head!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No matter how many eggs you crack into a frying pan, at least 1 yolk is going to break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So folks - next time there's a d*unk hysterical woman in your local - just whip out your magic wand and "izzy wizzy, lets get busy!!"

Should liven up a Friday night at the pub!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The guy who came up with adidas was a German pornstar :p

All

Day

Dream

About

Sex

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

The longest erect penis on record was 13.5 inches. The smallest was 1cm.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The longest erect penis on record was 13.5 inches. The smallest was 1cm."

I choose not to place my erect penis on ma vinyl collection if you don't mind, even if the 12" matches the 12"

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elvis was ginger. "

He's not. He's bald!

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By *ibbyhunterCouple over a year ago

keighley

most lipsticks contain fish scales.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Just seen this one and it made me go "WTF!!!"

Straight men tend to have smaller penises than gay men.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm."

Lightweights

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Lightweights"

Average man, not Fabswinger's member looking at pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all babies are born with a penis .....when the doctor smacks them it falls of the smart ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you blindfold a panda it will always head north, this is because the level of iron in its body makes them slightly magnetic

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"all babies are born with a penis .....when the doctor smacks them it falls of the smart ones

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

"If you blindfold a panda it will always head north, this is because the level of iron in its body makes them slightly magnetic "

oh I was going to reword that!!!! But I won't

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By *obnessMan over a year ago

york

"No matter how many eggs you crack into a frying pan, at least 1 yolk is going to break

I am useless at cracking eggs. I crack them into a cup or something. Its easier to get the shell out than when its frying.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Animal Magnetism is the seventh studio album by the German Hard Rock band

Scorpions, released in 1980

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"magners in southern ireland is called bulmers, bulmers of hereford england own magners but why its called different things is a mystery like when opal fruits became starburst, fucked me up and i still call them opal fruits like 20 years on lol"
im the same with marathons....ohhh and why did the colour change with salt n vinegar crios to green that use to.be cheese n onion? anyone know?

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A polar bear's liver is so high in vitamin A that if you ate it you would die from an overdose of said vitamin.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"No matter how many eggs you crack into a frying pan, at least 1 yolk is going to break

I am useless at cracking eggs. I crack them into a cup or something. Its easier to get the shell out than when its frying."

I regularly crack several eggs into a frying pan without cracking the yolk.

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By *heffmMan over a year ago