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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tonight we fancied a couple of slices of toast, nothing wrong there except that there was no bread in the house, so we nipped out to the CO-OP and bought a Warburtons Toasty Loaf - specially made for toasting.
On our kitchen bench there is a brand spanking new Breville toaster for which we paid nearly 40 quid
So far so good
So why the F*$K does a toasty loaf not fit into a standard bloody toaster ? What a silly idea. 90% of the slice gets toasted and in order to toast the other 10%, the slice needs to be turned upside down, thus burning the 90% which had already been done
How stupid is that a toasty loaf which will not fit a standard toaster !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This has been annoying me for bloody ages but i've never had anyone to vent my anger with! It's getting hard work to find any sodding bread which fits in my toaster now without having to tuck the fucking edges in. Grrr. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Readin gthis thread has made me want to eat some toast so ive just made some and it fitted in the toaster
Im obviously using inferior bread or I have a massive toaster  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what is wrong with doing the old fashoined way - under the grill!!!
You youngsters!!!!
Pah!!!! lol"
Or perhaps over a fire, holding it with a stick?
Just wanted to say, Warburtons Tostie rules! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Extra thick crumpets are the same - you stick them in a standard toaster and after a zillion minutes it clicks to say it's done but guess what? - no fookin crumpets! They've superglued themselves to the inside of the feckin toaster forcing you to try and lever them out with a knife - after you've switched the mains off of course, then, THEN! - you manage to pry half the feckin thing out leaving the other half of it in tatters still inside the toaster! grrrr.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And what is wrong with doing the old fashoined way - under the grill!!!
You youngsters!!!!
Pah!!!! lol
Or perhaps over a fire, holding it with a stick?
Just wanted to say, Warburtons Tostie rules! "
Now were talkin' REAL toast - mind you, I must have been a posh kid because I used an extendable toasting fork, not a stick lol ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Extra thick crumpets are the same - you stick them in a standard toaster and after a zillion minutes it clicks to say it's done but guess what? - no fookin crumpets! They've superglued themselves to the inside of the feckin toaster forcing you to try and lever them out with a knife - after you've switched the mains off of course, then, THEN! - you manage to pry half the feckin thing out leaving the other half of it in tatters still inside the toaster! grrrr...."
very true then the next time u use the toaster the left over crumpet sets the fuckin smoke alarm off good old warburtons ehh lol |
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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago
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"Extra thick crumpets are the same - you stick them in a standard toaster and after a zillion minutes it clicks to say it's done but guess what? - no fookin crumpets! They've superglued themselves to the inside of the feckin toaster forcing you to try and lever them out with a knife - after you've switched the mains off of course, then, THEN! - you manage to pry half the feckin thing out leaving the other half of it in tatters still inside the toaster! grrrr...."
lol!! i put thick cut bread, the kind you cut yourself, in the toaster and was too thixk that when it popped it was still stuck in the toaster, and yep i got it out with a knife but 4got 2 switch the effin mains off!!! pmsl, thank god im here to tell the tale hahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And what is wrong with doing the old fashoined way - under the grill!!!
You youngsters!!!!
Pah!!!! lol"
Grill!!!! coal fire and toasting fork
(well i am older than you pmsl
Craig x |
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