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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

What time do you pop it in then?

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

Spilsby

Oh i thought it was a holiday destination thread.....

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Oh i thought it was a holiday destination thread..... "

Well you can go to turkey and pop it in but thats sommat different!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

about 7 lots of basting and bacon over the top.

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Brest up or brest down???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh i thought it was a holiday destination thread.....

Well you can go to turkey and pop it in but thats sommat different! "

Dont i know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brest up or brest down??? "

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo "

tell mr o to let go then!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo "

You commando crawling across the lounge floor???

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo tell mr o to let go then!!! "

gobble gobble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo tell mr o to let go then!!! "

If only that was the case

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo

You commando crawling across the lounge floor??? "

No im sat here typing on keyboard lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case "

Lol Mr O being naughty then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x "

Butter wouldnt melt eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

Lol Mr O being naughty then! "

He's not here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol"

Lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol"

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh "

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right "

Is that all..is it only a small turkey lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

Lol Mr O being naughty then!

He's not here "

Aww bless well hope you get to see soon.

Xmas all ready for the young un i hope.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right "

no that would depend on said size, 4 hours may be too much for some birds.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush"

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol "

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts "

you called???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Brest up or brest down???

Mine are dragging on floor at mo tell mr o to let go then!!!

If only that was the case

Lol Mr O being naughty then!

He's not here

Aww bless well hope you get to see soon.

Xmas all ready for the young un i hope.

"

Oh yes boxing day countdown and yes shes all tucked up and sleeping soundly phew

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol "

I'm all yours baby

lurpak me all over

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

no that would depend on said size, 4 hours may be too much for some birds."

Well turn the heat up, bit of basting and a little roasting and the bird always comes up perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts "

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

I'm all yours baby

lurpak me all over "

Oh wot a country life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"on the back to get the juices flowing then pop it on its belly to finish it off.

Take notes boys lol

Certainly have done

Roasting for about 4 hours right

no that would depend on said size, 4 hours may be too much for some birds.

Well turn the heat up, bit of basting and a little roasting and the bird always comes up perfect "

ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod


"

ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment."

Just find people with the right equipment

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing "

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh! "

Bloody hell im hank marvin now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment.

Just find people with the right equipment"

are you offering

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im not having any

sob sob

can i come and have a lick of someone elses please

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh!

Bloody hell im hank marvin now "

Well get cooking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im not having any

sob sob

can i come and have a lick of someone elses please "

Awwwwwwwwwwwww me lovely peaches ((((HUG)))) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im not having any

sob sob

can i come and have a lick of someone elses please "

You can come and share mine any time Honey xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come rub olive oil in me breasts n stuff me anytime

This champagne turns me into a slut and as yoiu know, I am not usually x x x

Butter wouldnt melt eh

absolutely x x x

now butter nipples would taste lush

Gotta be real butter tho not this cant believe crap lol

Ahhh bliss buttering breasts

Yes u butter the breast and give it a good stuffing

Its one way to get a succulent Brest and a bit of tender thigh!

Bloody hell im hank marvin now

Well get cooking "

Now why didnt i think of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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ive always liked the idea of spit roasting but dont have the right equipment.

Just find people with the right equipment

are you offering "

Well its christmas and im in a giving mood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cant eat anything.

It dont stay down unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I cant eat anything.

It dont stay down unfortunately. "

Then I shall send you a hug and a kiss to keep you going xxx Mwah xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I cant eat anything.

It dont stay down unfortunately. "

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i had that today but powered through. x

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Awww well hope you manage to wrap up and look after your self xx

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Right... oven ready, I got maple syrup to drizzle - who fancies some stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x "

does steve watch????

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x "

Lucky butcher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oven????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x does steve watch????"

Ohh hun he always watches me when I go to the butchers something about I always get extra sausage - havent a clue what he means tho

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I got the bestest stuffing ever from my local butcher and you know he does it better every year I really must remember to thank him

Shona

x x x does steve watch????

Ohh hun he always watches me when I go to the butchers something about I always get extra sausage - havent a clue what he means tho

Shona

x x x "

My butcher looks like a bulldog, mind his bacon slicer woman looks a bit of allright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x "

butchers are bloody dirty flirty lot ya know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x butchers are bloody dirty flirty lot ya know "

But quite handy tho

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its all nice young men at my local butcher

Maybe that has more to do with why I get me steak pies there than how good the pies are???

Shona

x x x butchers are bloody dirty flirty lot ya know

But quite handy tho

Shona

x x x "

certain ones are yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x "

oh i get tut tutted at all the time...fun aint it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohh so much fun

Must remember to get the steak pie for new years

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x "

Ooo you tease lol bet the blush big time young lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x

Ooo you tease lol bet the blush big time young lady "

Yup you been spying on me??

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I likes how the nice young men go all red in the face when the realise what they said means something entirely different to a grown up

And the wee old women tut tuting behind me in the q really makes my day

Shona

x x x

Ooo you tease lol bet the blush big time young lady

Yup you been spying on me??

Shona

x x x "

Me spying???? Hell Yehhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x "

hes a bigbad window licker

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker "

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your.......

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your....... "

my what??????

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your....... my what?????? "

Well i aint on about your sweet tummy button

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wondered why me windows were so clean - did the blind in the kitchen cause you any problems last night

Shona

x x x hes a bigbad window licker

Oi i have never licked a window! well unless its a new name for your....... my what??????

Well i aint on about your sweet tummy button "

lollipop?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lollipop? "

OHHHHH NO

Now I have that annoying song from that stupid Dell advert in me head complete with coloured craps being squirted from the machine

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"lollipop?

OHHHHH NO

Now I have that annoying song from that stupid Dell advert in me head complete with coloured craps being squirted from the machine

Shona

x x x "

Prefered the "i am blue today" one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x "

bong bong is good!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x bong bong is good!!! "

Not when your all alone and you really want to hear heavy breathing and the bed making funky noises

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x bong bong is good!!!

Not when your all alone and you really want to hear heavy breathing and the bed making funky noises

Shona

x x x "

thats true!!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Ohh ffs now I can hear the bong bong bong sounds

I really must cut back on the pain pills

Shona

x x x bong bong is good!!!

Not when your all alone and you really want to hear heavy breathing and the bed making funky noises

Shona

x x x "

Lots of noises going on tonight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you think if I woke him up now he would bite me head off or would he want me to be wrapped around him in nowt but stockings??

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do you think if I woke him up now he would bite me head off or would he want me to be wrapped around him in nowt but stockings??

Shona

x x x "

go fer it gal!!!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Dont forget to get up early to put the turkey in!!!

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