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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello out there 
Can you provide me with some chat up lines for when I am out giving it large to men over the holidays. How do I get to be noticed?
I wish I could wait for men to say something to me but I like to step in and say hello.
I have done that before and actually frightened a couple because they thought I was being too forward 
So good tips on just being noticed and great lines would be really appreciated!!
Corrie |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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The coy femme look with eyes fluttering is a good one. But in all honesty its got little at all to do with words and a lot more to do with body language and eye contact.
As a bloke if a woman looks, then goes a little coy then looks again I know the signals and will strike up a conversation. But I am a confident bloke and I know some aren’t so. But saying that we all pick up on sex signs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"steel one???? like batfink???? 
ohhh I see what you meant now 
If she had one like that i would have probs gettin into her clouts alas  "
psssst, angle grinder to the hinges, but watch out for sparks   |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"steel one???? like batfink????
ohhh I see what you meant now
If she had one like that i would have probs gettin into her clouts alas
psssst, angle grinder to the hinges, but watch out for sparks "
She might notice though. You distract her and i'll go in the back way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"steel one???? like batfink????
ohhh I see what you meant now
If she had one like that i would have probs gettin into her clouts alas
psssst, angle grinder to the hinges, but watch out for sparks
She might notice though. You distract her and i'll go in the back way "
OK, i'll get it all fired up and grab my helmet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"where me chat up lines !!! I have been hijacked lol lol lol"
Best line I ever had used on me (I'm a bloke btw) was:
Her:Is your name Santa?
Me: Huh?
Her: Well someone said Santa's cumming tonight.
.... Christmas WAS good that year! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Aren't chat up lines brilliant
Think tonight w3hen I am out I am going to try a few. I like the santa one.
But I think I will try the body language - big winks and slobbering at the mouth may just do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I leave my dress at the bottom of you bed...
Can I see what my hear would look like on your pillow.
Remember my name, you will be calling it all night.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The following had worked for the gentlemen who ask the question (or something similar):
Would those lovely boobs of yours like some attention?
I find it hard to say no somehow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .
My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude. 
I was thinking something like
"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .
My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude.
I was thinking something like
"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work "
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Would you want men that are scared by you???
I too can be quite forward, and if the recipient of my attention cannot handle it, then he is a bit of a whimp and would not be suitable for me IMHO! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .
My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude.
I was thinking something like
"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work
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Would you want men that are scared by you???
I too can be quite forward, and if the recipient of my attention cannot handle it, then he is a bit of a whimp and would not be suitable for me IMHO! "
Scuse me pearl neckles... I was just about to say that!
Be you .. if they are taken aback they have nothing to give.
Men who want the 'coy' look can handle girls maybe but a woman would be too much for them. xx |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .
My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude.
I was thinking something like
"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work "
works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scuse me pearl neckles... I was just about to say that!
Be you .. if they are taken aback they have nothing to give.
Men who want the 'coy' look can handle girls maybe but a woman would be too much for them. xx "
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Too true!
A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"Scuse me pearl neckles... I was just about to say that!
Be you .. if they are taken aback they have nothing to give.
Men who want the 'coy' look can handle girls maybe but a woman would be too much for them. xx
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Too true!
A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it "
i find that so attractive in a women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too true!
A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it i find that so attractive in a women "
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I hope to meet you at a social event or club one day |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"Too true!
A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it i find that so attractive in a women
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I hope to meet you at a social event or club one day "
would love to |
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You know in reality, id be mortified if i had to chat a guy up, I could never send a guy a message first as regards to meeting and i couldnt put myself on meets today either. Bravo to all you women that can |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know in reality, id be mortified if i had to chat a guy up, I could never send a guy a message first as regards to meeting and i couldnt put myself on meets today either. Bravo to all you women that can"
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Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again! |
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"You know in reality, id be mortified if i had to chat a guy up, I could never send a guy a message first as regards to meeting and i couldnt put myself on meets today either. Bravo to all you women that can
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Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again! "
lmao, i was on there once i must of clicked something didnt know i was on till the messages started coming through lol.
I would like to add that once i know a guy i have no problems |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"You know in reality, id be mortified if i had to chat a guy up, I could never send a guy a message first as regards to meeting and i couldnt put myself on meets today either. Bravo to all you women that can
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Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again! "
why ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A saeasonal one might be:
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Or, the more generic:
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(Me never gets chatted up so a simple 'hello, who are you' would do me) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again! why ?"
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I agreed to meet a nice gent for a quick bite to eat locally.
Got there, and we had a nice chat, however, I felt bad about not wanting to play with him, as I could feel his disappointment when I said no. |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again! why ?
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I agreed to meet a nice gent for a quick bite to eat locally.
Got there, and we had a nice chat, however, I felt bad about not wanting to play with him, as I could feel his disappointment when I said no. "
men and rejection |
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