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Funniest name for a human you've ever heard
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Misty 
I don't get it  "
It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Misty
I don't get it
It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl? "
It's like her parents want her to become a stripper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Misty
I don't get it
It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl?
It's like her parents want her to
become a stripper"
Perhaps when she was born it was foggy  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I recall a girl on an estate I used to live on loved the Irish name Siobhan. She decided to call her daughter it but did not know how to spell it. So she spelled it 'Chevon'. Sounds like the road markings on a motorway. |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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"I recall a girl on an estate I used to live on loved the Irish name Siobhan. She decided to call her daughter it but did not know how to spell it. So she spelled it 'Chevon'. Sounds like the road markings on a motorway."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Misty
I don't get it
It's the name of a girl I know. Her real name. Ffs that's not even a suitable name for a cat. Maybe alright for a hamster. But for a teenage human girl?
It's like her parents want her to become a stripper"
Not even a suitable name for a cat genius, you just made me seriously piss myself lol |
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"Theres a lad called Prince William in my football league. I have a neighbour called Micheal (mike) Hunt. without sounding racist, i have an African customer called Mr Liquorice
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just thought of anoother customer called Mrs Sithole although she pronounces it Sithull |
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My ex-husband went to register his son. Because of his Jamaican accent the registrar spelt it as he pronounced it. All rather unfortunate as it's spelt like a Jamaican swear word!
He uses the correct spelling!
Worked with a woman called Brenda Ennis who had a husband, Paul!
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Neville Neville is Gary Nevilles dads name. Wayne Kerr was an American company in electronics in the 1980s.
Last but not least a massive company called Siemens had so many offices throughout the world that the receptionists were told to answer the phone with Siemens and the branch they were at, ie Hanover or in Englands case... Siemens Staines ... true story. |
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I once had to deal with a customer by phone who said "hello it's Mrs godby here"
So i thought. After ten minutes of confusion i finally grasped that her name was Mrs Godbehere. 
Actually a lovely name, but confusing over the phone.
Also once followed someone down the street chasing their child and calling out Tar, Tar get back here now. Was trying to work out who calls their child Tarquin and lives on a council estate (same estate i lived on) when she finally lost it and bellowed "Tarzan get yer arse back here now!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dick Mold
now is it me or if you had Mold as a surname, wouldn't you insist on being called Richard or Rick or Rich or Ritchie as opposed to 'that' option ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had to deal with a customer by phone who said "hello it's Mrs godby here"
So i thought. After ten minutes of confusion i finally grasped that her name was Mrs Godbehere.
Actually a lovely name, but confusing over the phone.
Also once followed someone down the street chasing their child and calling out Tar, Tar get back here now. Was trying to work out who calls their child Tarquin and lives on a council estate (same estate i lived on) when she finally lost it and bellowed "Tarzan get yer arse back here now!" "
Lmao
I'd love to be a registrar and occasionally say 'no you can't call him / her that because it's ridiculous.' |
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When my mum worked in a bank, one of the customers was a Mrs Hogsflesh. She insisted it was pronounced 'Ho-flay' though.
Another customer was a young Navy WRN called Miss Titball. Bet that caused a few sniggers in the ranks! |
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I just remembered a name from school. Poor Rachel, her dad was a Korean doctor so she was Rachel Kok. Not too bad until you discover her middle name was Sukin. I shit you not. |
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I went to school with a lad called mark Bates, so when he was younger it was Master Bates.
A neighbour was Richard Willey.
And I work with a lad called David Fagot
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Neville Neville is Gary Nevilles dads name. Wayne Kerr was an American company in electronics in the 1980s.
Last but not least a massive company called Siemens had so many offices throughout the world that the receptionists were told to answer the phone with Siemens and the branch they were at, ie Hanover or in Englands case... Siemens Staines ... true story. "
Gave rise to the terrace song..
.(to the tune of 'Rebel, Rebel' by David Bowie)
Neville Neville, Your future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!
(this is a song rarely heard nowadays!) |
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No joke someone I went to school with named his daughter Bunny Love, a friend commented how lucky she was that their surname wasn't Cox.
Also have a friend that met a man who had changed his name to Free Man. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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In my hotel career, I had to page the following guests:
A Dutchman, by the surname of Mr. Scheidt (pronounced as Shite!)
An American with the surname of Thumm! Yep, his Christian name was Tom, plus he was 6'6" tall too!! |
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I used to work where there were a lot of Indian children. A girl once started called ipshita we thought it would be said with Indian accent but turns out it was said exactly how it's spelt.... Plus with bristol accent!!! Poor girl when she hits secondary school.
Also seen children called Aperver, Ocean for a boy, and a family with three children each named after the weather including one called Storm!!!
Can't say details of this but my mum decided against a name for a girl after marying as it would sound to awful. Then my brother married a girl with the name!!!! Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I served in the army with a James Bond and to make matters worse when they issued his army number they had a laugh because his last 3 numbers were yes 007 hehehehehehehehehe
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