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Favourite Movie Quote?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi...

Tell us one of your favourite movie quotes.

"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!" - Chet's pussy sales pitch in From Dusk Till Dawn

I love that movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi...

Tell us one of your favourite movie quotes.

pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog

pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

I love that movie

"
hada la vista baby i wil be back.terminator .just classic.cx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Robert De Nero passes Juliette Lewis a joint in cape fear and she's a bit hesitant to accept it. He looks at her and sings "I think we're alone now"

Sends shivers down my spine.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

I love the smell of lip balm in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh, Fred.

(Brief Encounter)

I guess you had to be there.

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan over a year ago

mansfield

Clint Eastwood in heart break ridge...

Improvise adapt and over come.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"You think the waitresses hate you now? Wait until you give them crabs then you will know what real hatred is! - Cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sanker ya dead man..." cool runnings has me smiling just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Husband...'you've finally gone round the friggin bend'

Shirley Valentine...'oh I do hope so, I've always wanted to travel'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." -Eric Draven (The Crow)

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

"ya gonna need a bigger boat"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told you to just blow the bloody doors off .

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By *arkstaffsMan over a year ago

Rugeley

And another from the great Mr Caine..

'You're a big man but you're in bad shape. With me its a full time job. Now behave yourself' From Get Carter, still one of the best films.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

youve killed me fuckin scooter....quadrophenia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey vasques you ever been mistaken for a man?.........no have you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy one for me...

"You people wouldn't believe the things I've seen. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams shimmer in the darkness off the Turnhauser gate. All those things will be lost,in time, like tears in the rain.......time to die."

Bladerunner...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I am your Father" - Darth Vader in StarWars. Not just the words but the build up and scene.

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By *attooed HandymanMan over a year ago

Near You.

Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.

Stanley Baker in Zulu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In Carwash a TV talking to a homophobe

"honey, I am more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get"

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By *weetdebWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"......Dirty Harry/Clint eastwood

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."...Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the milk turns sour I'm not the kind of pussy to drink it"

Lock stock and two smoking barrels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"......Dirty Harry/Clint eastwood

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."...Dirty Dancing"

just hijacking the thread.... You have a great arse

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By *picenicelyCouple over a year ago

third star on the right

Smokey: Why you not goin' to work? Craig Jones: I got fired yesterday. Smokey:

No shit? I thought you had the day off yesterday.

Craig Jones: I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes. Smokey: The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?

The whole film has me in tears but i love this bit from Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hemingway once said the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part...

Se7en

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever

The Crow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just throw talc at it and aim for the wet patch!!

bruce willis ,last boy scout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, your going to see some serious shit.....

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

In the nick of time would do nicely.

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

Take me to bed or lose me forever....top gun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lieutenant Dan, you got legs! Forrest Gump.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dr. Aaron Stripler: Your I.Q. scored right off the charts Jeremy. There isn't even a classification for you it was so high. All of your tests indicate you have the most advanced intellect in the history of humankind. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Powder: If you thought I was that advanced would you ask me if I understood?

Powder: Awesome film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blazin saddles

"Good mornin ma'am"

"Up yours nigger"

"You put rape down twice?"

"I like rape!"

"Ooh it's twue, it's twue"

And the best of all

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgot this one

"You use your tongue better than a twenty dollar whore"

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By *attooed HandymanMan over a year ago

Near You.

""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh there are so many!

I have always liked: "You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin temple."

Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon

Also: "It's a hell of a thing, killin a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have"

Clint in Unforgiven - just one of pretty much a movie-full of great lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.""

I will love Mandy Patinkin for that line alone forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what we have here is a failure to communicate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" English motherfu**er !! DO YOU SPEAK IT ! ? "

The great Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I will love Mandy Patinkin for that line alone forever"

Didn't recognise him in Homeland, that's for certain !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

also pretty hard to beat the great jimmy cagney in white heat:

"Made it Ma - top of the world!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everything will be all right in the end... if it's not all right then it's not yet the end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why is it us? why us? ;because we"re here,lad nobody else. just us colour sgt in zulu

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

- In Bruges

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By *exyasMan over a year ago

glasgow

You suck donkey dick you suck donkey dick lol American pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

- In Bruges"

I love that movie, so many great lines.

"fuck! A bottle!"

Has me in stitches every time..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feed my fish, not too much!

Commandant Lousard, Police Accademy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dooooo it, I'm right here ( and a billion more from predator )

The living ledge Arny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From Hot Fuzz

'You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city?'

'Everyone and their mums is packin' round 'ere!'

'Like who?'

'Farmers?'

'Who else?'

'Farmers mums'

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

- In Bruges

I love that movie, so many great lines.

"fuck! A bottle!"

Has me in stitches every time.."

Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what we have here is a failure to communicate"

One of my fav films

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yippee ki yay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your about as useless as a cock flavoured lollypop.

Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change.

I don't like your jerk off name, I don't like your jerk off face, I don't like your jerk off behaviour and I don't like you.....Jerk Off!

Hey Laser lips, Your Mama was? a snow blower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frank Drebin: My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yippee ki yay"

Yippee ki yay muthafucker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your only meant to blow the bloody doors off x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

- In Bruges

I love that movie, so many great lines.

"fuck! A bottle!"

Has me in stitches every time..

Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home"

What if the lollipop man knows karate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

also

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah! (human traffic)

and

What's your name? What have you had? Reach for the lazers. Safe as fuck (also human traffic) x

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

I'm not breaking radio silence just cos you lot got spooked by a dead flying f*cking cow.

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By *john121Man over a year ago

staffs

dude you got a tattoo

sweet what does mine say

dude what does mine say

sweet what does mine say

dude what does mine say

sweet what does mine say!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bein a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kindsa people: Dicks, Pussies an' assholes.

Pussies think everyone can get along, an' Dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinkin' it thru. But then ya got ya assholes. An all the assholes want is to shit all over everythin'!

So Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while cos Pussies get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck!

And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd git?

You'd get yer Dick AND yer Pussy all covered in shee-it!"

A little classic of the Cinema, that one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Bein a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kindsa people: Dicks, Pussies an' assholes.

Pussies think everyone can get along, an' Dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinkin' it thru. But then ya got ya assholes. An all the assholes want is to shit all over everythin'!

So Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while cos Pussies get fucked by Dicks. But Dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck!

And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd git?

You'd get yer Dick AND yer Pussy all covered in shee-it!"

A little classic of the Cinema, that one...

Dirka dirka, Mohamed jihad....

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

Oi need te have a shoite ... Mickey O'Neil .. Snatch ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zulus sir fahsands of em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

- In Bruges

I love that movie, so many great lines.

"fuck! A bottle!"

Has me in stitches every time..

Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home

What if the lollipop man knows karate?"

Have you seen the DVD extras?

Harry, on his way to Bruges, sitting opposite some business suit commuter who is trying to engage him in small talk: "If I wanted a conversation wiv a cunt, I woulda gone to the conversation wiv a cunt shop!"

all the better for being delivered by posh thesp Ralph Fiennes

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By *uneandtomCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt - as Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid jump off the cliff into the river to escape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woody Allen "sex without love is,an empty experience. But as empty experiences go its one of the best"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dude you got a tattoo

dude you got a tattoo

sweet what does mine say

dude what does mine say

sweet what does mine say

dude what does mine say

sweet what does mine say!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am.... and most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you." Baby Dirty Dancing ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tictac sir?

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By *john121Man over a year ago

staffs

“That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity

"Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."

M*A*S*H

"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

"Surely you can't be serious."

- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"

"They're here!"

"Yippie kay-yay, motherf--ker."

"Oh... Oh god... Ooo Oh God... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh God... Oh yeah, right there... Oh! Oh... Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes... Oh... Oh... Yes Yes Yes.... Oh... Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh... Huh..."

- "I'll have what she's having."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that - he's gone."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I am carrying a watermelon"

Dirty Dancing makes me smile every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” ................ love this one.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it..

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By *eaverfeverCouple over a year ago

nr Manchester

Ur all a bunch of slack jawed faggots round here this stuff will make u a goddam sexual tyranasurras just like me. Predator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never rub another man's rhubarb",jack nicholson's joker Batman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goble goble goble .deepthroat .lo.lxx

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By *ounggun432Man over a year ago

east mids

"I love you"

"I know"

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By *ixson-BallsMan over a year ago

Blackpool

" I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

...Good Luck

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

" " I am carrying a watermelon"

Dirty Dancing makes me smile every time

"
Me, too

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Get busy living, or get busy dying. Damn straight.

Shawshank Redemption

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By *utty_JiggleCouple over a year ago

Black Country

I'm a mog, half man, half dog... I'm my own best friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...Good Luck "

Yes.. I've been waiting all day for that

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By *ucsparkMan over a year ago

dudley

You were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off. The Italian job

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By *wingleOMan over a year ago

billingham

'wash': This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Mal Define "interesting".

'Wash': [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael Caine - " your'e not suppose to blow the bloody doors off.." - The Italian Job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael Caine - " your'e not suppose to blow the bloody doors off.." - The Italian Job"

yes they were

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By *couseratMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

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By *couseratMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

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By *arl828Man over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

"Michael Caine - " your'e not suppose to blow the bloody doors off.." - The Italian Job

yes they were

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By *couseratMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Apocolypse now. ' I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like victory'

I knew I would get it right in the end

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"When Robert De Nero passes Juliette Lewis a joint in cape fear and she's a bit hesitant to accept it. He looks at her and sings "I think we're alone now"

Sends shivers down my spine. "

same movie

'you're gonna learn about loss'....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the mother fuckers sgt barnes platoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lie you bastard lie .snow white to Pinocchio .porn medley classic.lol..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Merseyside

Face it ladies. I'm older and I got more insurance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now, I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think...I mean... I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even a man who is pure of heart, and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright

Maleva to Larry Talbot, in The Wolf Man...A Fabby film and my favourite of the Lon Chaney Jr Films... circa 1941....the old ones are always the best ones

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By *arl828Man over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

Nightbreed

Kinski: [having captured Boone] If we eat him, we break the law!

Peloquin: Oh, fuck the law! I want meat!

Hellraiser

Pinhead: Don't cry, it's a waste of good suffering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lingerie, do you remember lingerie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pillows those arnt pillows

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By *arl828Man over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

""The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze." "

Excellent film.

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By *enny PR9TV/TS over a year ago

Southport

Julie: You fucked me four times the other night, David. You've been inside me. I've swallowed your cum. That means something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waaaay too many to mention but heres a few of my faves

Ah! They fucking shot me! Well, shoot them back! Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi– ah! Shit! I've been shot. I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop getting shot?

Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous. But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night. Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl? Bah! Doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady sir" (in a sweet old lady irish accent.

The Quiet Man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are not the droids you are looking for

Use the force Luke

Get that walking carpet out of my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool" - Mickey Rouke in Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man

Just love that film xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will think about it tomorrow

Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind last line i think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't get up until your numb

Jake nicolson ( the departed )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You sir are most phantom like of all"

Jane Eyre to Mr Rochester.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope I give you the shits, you f**king wimp!"

Squaddie 'Spoon' to a werewolf, just before he gets eaten - Dog Soldiers

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By *arl828Man over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

""I hope I give you the shits, you f**king wimp!"

Squaddie 'Spoon' to a werewolf, just before he gets eaten - Dog Soldiers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I hope I give you the shits, you f**king wimp!"

Squaddie 'Spoon' to a werewolf, just before he gets eaten - Dog Soldiers

Awesome film

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

""I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am.... and most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you." Baby Dirty Dancing ,

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

Blazing saddles where they are all sitting around camp fire eating beans and farting and one of them says any more beans Mr tagart lol

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

Deliverence

Squeal like a pig boy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No mr bond, I expect you to die!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Deliverence

Squeal like a pig boy lol"

Banjo playing music .......

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

"Deliverence

Squeal like a pig boy lol

Banjo playing music .......

"
yes love the banjo playing lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play misty for me?

Misty huh,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like these from pulp fiction.

you want some bacon? * nah, man i don't eat pork * are you jewish? * nah man i aint jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all * why not? bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good. * hey, sewer rat may taste like punkin pie but i'd never know cuz i wouldn't eat the filthy mother fuckers. look, pigs eat and root in shit. that's a filthy animal. i ain't eatin nothing that don't got sense enough to disregard its own fecies. * what bout a dog? * i don't eat dog either * no but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? * i wouldn't go as far as to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. but dog's got personality. personality goes a long way * ah so by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal? is that true? * we'd have to be talkin about one charmin mother fucking pig, i mean, he'd have to be 10 times more charming than that Arnold on green acres, you know what i mean? hahaha*

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the

tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through

the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike

down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

What the f*ck is that?

It's me bren gun.

Don't you think you could have thought of something more practical?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's zed? Zeds dead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

three great ones from Marlon Brando:

"What are you rebelling against Johnny?"

"Whaddaya got?"

(The Wild One)

"I coulda been a contender. I coulda had class and been somebody. Instead of a bum, which is what I am"

(On the waterfront)

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

(The Godfather)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its o 600 hours.what does the o stand for.? Oh my god its earlier.!

good morning vietnam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael Caine - " your'e not suppose to blow the bloody doors off.." - The Italian Job"

Mine too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Edward Cole: Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

Thomas: I'll remember that when I start "decrepitating" sir.

Carter Chambers: Edward, I've had baths that were deeper than you.

Bucket List

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Michael Caine - " your'e not suppose to blow the bloody doors off.." - The Italian Job

Mine too

Surely they were "ONLY supposed to blow the bloody doors off"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like this (among many others) from one of my favourites, Brassed Off:

So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.

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By *john121Man over a year ago

staffs

""I hope I give you the shits, you f**king wimp!"

Squaddie 'Spoon' to a werewolf, just before he gets eaten - Dog Soldiers

Awesome film

you missed these..

Spoon: All right, you bastards...

[ignites flare]

Spoon: Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough!

Spoon: [pause] Well, come on, you beauties!

Cooper tries to push Wells' intestines back into his stomach]

Sergeant Harry Wells: My guts are out Coop!

Cooper: We'll just put 'em back in then!

Sergeant Harry Wells: They're not gonna fucking fit!

Cooper: Of course they'll fit, man!

Sergeant Harry Wells: We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch

[Homage to 3 Little pigs & The Shining]

Spoon: Little pigs, little pigs, we've come to nick ya video.

just a few

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Oh my god, the automatic pilot it's deflating....

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By *illbillMan over a year ago

dublin

wheres brugee??

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By *illbillMan over a year ago

dublin

if butch goes to indo china, i wanna nigger hiding in a bow of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass..

.m. wallace...pulp fiction

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By *illbillMan over a year ago

dublin

""I hope I give you the shits, you f**king wimp!"

Squaddie 'Spoon' to a werewolf, just before he gets eaten - Dog Soldiers"
ace movie

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

""Sanker ya dead man..." cool runnings has me smiling just thinking about it

"
Brilliant film

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

""Sanker ya dead man..." cool runnings has me smiling just thinking about it

"
Brilliant film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had better... Jim Carey in liar liar

The truth is, you can't handle the truth

a few good men

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By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

So many to choose from, a lot have already been mentioned.

But one more for the list

"You're fat, and I'm gonna throw you in the river."

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Jaws.

I think your going to need a bigger boat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give him ur wallet Mick he's got a knife. That's not a knife, THAT'S a knife....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Withnail: Are you the farmer?

Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this.

Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?

Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rosebud

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

I give you the daddy... Mr Jack Nicholson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thems mighty big words for a one eyed fat man"

"Fill yer hands you sonofabitch"

True Grit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey vasques you ever been mistaken for a man?.........no have you ? "
I love that quote and all the movies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does your dog bite ?.

Snarl gnash snarl

(Visibly shaken) You said your dog does not bite!!

That is not my dog.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Merseyside

Face it girls. I'm older and i've got more insurance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you looking at me?.......Hey, I said 'Are you looking at me?'

Airplane......

Don't call me Shirley

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By *edonism ManMan over a year ago

oldham

"That's big talk for a one eyed fat man Rooster" the classic line from True Grit, John Wayne then replies "Fill your hands with lead you son if a bitch" and charges , goosebumps, lump in throat and eyes seeping, can't be beaten for Passion.

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

they drew first blood not me there wouldnt be any trouble if werent for that king shit cop all i wanted was something to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What aint no country ive ever heard of.! Do they speak english in what.?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago