"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination???? 
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change.  you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol 
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head}  better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!""
Was it like chucking a banana down Deansgate? |
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"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!"lmao ya silly sod "
That's only the half of it!
She then said, "Have you taken any precautions?"
I said, "Yer, I've tied me foot to the feckin sink!" |
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"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!"lmao ya silly sod
That's only the half of it!
She then said, "Have you taken any precautions?"
I said, "Yer, I've tied me foot to the feckin sink!""
And spose you wrote your name and address on the soles of youe feet...  |
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"Gynaecological or......leave a bit to the imagination????
Seen enough roadkill on my travels up and down the motorways of Britain, so I'd rather come on here and see some nice things for a change. you dont think a miners lamp suits you then wishy? lol
huh? miner's lamp?
{scratches head} better than scratching ya bollox i spose, i meant you dont wish to lean in for a closer look to the more...errrrrrrrrr graphic pics!!!!
Oh god! No! ... I once went with a woman who had a fanny deeper and wider than the black hole of Calcutta. When we got down to shagging she said, "You haven't got a very big organ, have you?" I replied, "It's not used to playing in a fucking cathedral, luv!"lmao ya silly sod
That's only the half of it!
She then said, "Have you taken any precautions?"
I said, "Yer, I've tied me foot to the feckin sink!"
And spose you wrote your name and address on the soles of youe feet... "
Well, I think me mum would like to know what became of me. Can't have her spending years and years thinking I was lording it up on a beach in the phillipines when the reality of it is I'm stuck up some fat bird's twat! |
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