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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I plan to insure my future husband then when i bump him off i want need to use his death as an excuse for a shag, coz i'll be loaded.
Like you need an excuse for a shag!!!!
MWAH xxx"
aww loves ya xxx |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I plan to insure my future husband then when i bump him off i want need to use his death as an excuse for a shag, coz i'll be loaded.
Like you need an excuse for a shag!!!!
MWAH xxx
aww loves ya xxx"
Looves you AND that pic MORE!!! xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best excuse I had for a guy not wanting his partner to come on the phone was because she was deaf and dumb so a phone is useless to her. ER.. Hello! twat. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Best excuse I had for a guy not wanting his partner to come on the phone was because she was deaf and dumb so a phone is useless to her. ER.. Hello! twat."
So whats sign language for blow job then?  I would have asked him to ask his invisible wife |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5 |
"Best excuse I had for a guy not wanting his partner to come on the phone was because she was deaf and dumb so a phone is useless to her. ER.. Hello! twat.
So whats sign language for blow job then? I would have asked him to ask his invisible wife "
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Best excuse I had for a guy not wanting his partner to come on the phone was because she was deaf and dumb so a phone is useless to her. ER.. Hello! twat.
So whats sign language for blow job then? I would have asked him to ask his invisible wife "
Prob same sign as the weather lady doing the floods for cock-a-mouth!!!! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Best excuse I had for a guy not wanting his partner to come on the phone was because she was deaf and dumb so a phone is useless to her. ER.. Hello! twat.
So whats sign language for blow job then? I would have asked him to ask his invisible wife
Prob same sign as the weather lady doing the floods for cock-a-mouth!!!!"
Lmao your prob right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i had a guy tell me his mum had died to get out of meeting me!
thing is to be a good liar you have to have a good memory, cause about 3 months later he asked me if i wanted to meet as he was in my area for his mums 60th birthday party  |
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We went on as meet and he didnt turn up, so I phoned him he was a male nurse, he said he had left a message on our phone one of his patients had died !!!!!!!!! checked later he was on fab the time I was speaking to him. |
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