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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds
on the tv
Not forgetting the DFS sale! 
DFS are having a sale????....When??... 
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret "
does everyone buy a sofa every new year????? what a pile of shite that is as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds
on the tv
Not forgetting the DFS sale!
DFS are having a sale????....When??... "
Every fucking bank holiday ! Why the fuck do they assume that on our one and only day off work we want to go away and buy a new fucking sofa ? We have better things to do Mr.DSF - so go get fucked ! |
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"then jan 1st all we get is holiday adds
on the tv
Not forgetting the DFS sale!
DFS are having a sale????....When??...
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret "
Oh ok...sorry....should i start a rumour..DFS are NOT having a sale?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dance too i am not the only freak yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh need my tabs i think"
LOL I havent taken mine for days, hence the dancing, ahabs was about 4ft away just shaking his head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There is a perfectly good reason why sofa companies advertise in the New Year, it's because:
1) Grandma shat all over the old one on boxing day.
2) the kids got felt tip all over the old one with their new fecking pen set that Cheapo Aunty Sharon bought.
3) the dog that you didn't want but hubby thought it would be a nice surprise for the kids when he was half cut down the feckin pub on Xmas Eve has ripped the old one to fookin bits.
4) you set fire to the old one when you fell asleep with a fag in your hand late on Xmas Day after gorging yaself stupid then boozing like a wino.
5) Dizzy Cousin Sheila thought your covers would wash ok in the washing machine after her spoilt brats decided to have a fight during which they knocked a glass of red wine all over the sofa, and 9 times out of 10 she'd probably be right but 10/10 they fucking shrink when you tumble dry them.
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So, before you bitch about the Jan Sales featuring nothing but sofa ads, there's a bloody good reason why. See!  |
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