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Pot noodle and a posh wank day
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"For all of us singletons that didn't get to enjoy steak and a bj day .....
I hereby launch " pot noodle and a posh wank" day  "
Tough today is Fanny Licking Friday. Youll have to wait for tomorrow, but just think how exciting the anticipation will be... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For all of us singletons that didn't get to enjoy steak and a bj day .....
I hereby launch " pot noodle and a posh wank" day
Tough today is Fanny Licking Friday. Youll have to wait for tomorrow, but just think how exciting the anticipation will be..."
No way... You can't lick your fanny if your single and alone....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so a posh wank is one where you wear a condom, is that so that you dont get any 'globby bits' on your hand???  "
Nooooo it's to give your wank sock a much needed day off xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With a posh wank you don't scream "I'm cumming" but "One has arived"!!!
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You got it... Whilst posh pulling you must refer to your self in the third person..... It's the law |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought guys sat on their hands until they cut off the blood supply, then had a wank with 'someone elses hand'... or is that ghost wanking.???
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Yes that's known as a fantasy fistful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ? "
Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now im getting to the actual substance of your thread........... its the 'pot' that made it. Understand now,
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I mean a pot noodle, jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay couldn't knock up such culinary delights  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx "
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as |
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as "
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up) "
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I'm a lesbian
Youre def not. Well according to my elderly neighbour who you kept up all night recently. Although i did hear the kettle going on a few times "
Had to keep filling the hot water bottle up |
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle...."
Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x |
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"Think I'm a lesbian
Youre def not. Well according to my elderly neighbour who you kept up all night recently. Although i did hear the kettle going on a few times
Had to keep filling the hot water bottle up"
Thank god, thought you were washing out the condom, you are obviously posher than the OP |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle....
Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x "
Quickies? That's harsh, I'm a quick finisher .
And reusing--- there is a credit crunch on you know. At least iv stopped sharing one with the man down the road. |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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"I thought guys sat on their hands until they cut off the blood supply, then had a wank with 'someone elses hand'... or is that ghost wanking.???
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Have any of you done this, I haven,t. Always thought it was an urban myth ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought guys sat on their hands until they cut off the blood supply, then had a wank with 'someone elses hand'... or is that ghost wanking.???
Have any of you done this, I haven,t. Always thought it was an urban myth ?"
Iv sat on someone else's hand then had a wank. |
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle....
Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x
Quickies? That's harsh, I'm a quick finisher .
And reusing--- there is a credit crunch on you know. At least iv stopped sharing one with the man down the road. "
Sadly I have to go out shopping now, 2 things are off the list, ( no need to say which Im sure you can guess)
Im going to miss this thread tho, its one of the poshest Ive been involved in. Have fun and make sure you bring in the condom off the washing line, its just started raining. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im a lezzer and reading a thread about willy wanks
In fact i am loving all your comments lol
Thanks for cheering me up xxx
I wanna be a lesbian too, yam fit as
IM off, the idea of wanking wearing a sock on your hand whilst waiting for a pot noodle to cook was at least believable. Now your talking about becoming lesbian and leaving the pot noodle to go cold while you fiddle with another lady...... thats just total fantasy. (piddle off while i chat her up)
I'm a quick mover I could pour in the hot water, put in the soy sauce , chat up the pretty "lezza"( her words) give her the orgasm of a lifetime ( one that only a pot noodle connoisseur can give) put on my wank sock and a jonny for a posh wank. Cum. Wash said jonny( very frugal) put wank sock back in its box . And still be back at my table for one to scald my tongue on my hot pot noodle....
Chancer, now i realise your just not my type, quickies and re-usable jonny's man. Im gonna leave and let you be eaten alive by Lezzie who has had many many wonderful orgasms without the need for a man or a chicken pot noodle.x
Quickies? That's harsh, I'm a quick finisher .
And reusing--- there is a credit crunch on you know. At least iv stopped sharing one with the man down the road.
Sadly I have to go out shopping now, 2 things are off the list, ( no need to say which Im sure you can guess)
Im going to miss this thread tho, its one of the poshest Ive been involved in. Have fun and make sure you bring in the condom off the washing line, its just started raining. xxx"
Washing line? It's in the mangle..... |
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"Just going the shop, what flavours do people want?
Ill meet you in the pot noodle aisle
You have to get them from m&s xx"
awww, im a Morrisons girl. ah well, just have to go for a pot noodle and half a cucumber ..... and be done with it. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just going the shop, what flavours do people want?
Ill meet you in the pot noodle aisle
You have to get them from m&s xx
awww, im a Morrisons girl. ah well, just have to go for a pot noodle and half a cucumber ..... and be done with it. x"
oooh can't beat a salad sausage.... |
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ?
Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science"
I'mconfused. How does one make a pot noodle wank?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ?
Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science
I'mconfused. How does one make a pot noodle wank? "
Oh here come the grammar police to spoil our fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So, does the posh noodle get eaten before, or after the posh wank. What is the protocol ?
Make the pot noodle have a wank , then pot noodle is at perfect temp. For eating.... It's a science
I'mconfused. How does one make a pot noodle wank? "
Whilst I'm at it ... What's an I'mconfused? Before you get on your high horse about a missing bit of punctuation , try finding the space bar |
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