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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A little fun... You have one chance only to Woo the person above

Do your best

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By *eaverfeverCouple over a year ago

nr Manchester

Hope you have pet insurance cos I'm about to destroy your pussy lol

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By *drenaline rushMan over a year ago

Burnley

Can feel some really corny lines coming here so let's getvoneviutvthecway for starters

'My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast'

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

With a beaver like that, you can build burrow and cocoon us in for life

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By *drenaline rushMan over a year ago

Burnley

Fat Penguin! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Girls what's the best line that has been used on you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi i'm uni... Unibond... Coz i'm gonna fill your crack in.

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By *drenaline rushMan over a year ago

Burnley

Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I smell your fanny.

If as expected she answers no you retort

It must be your feet then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you two sisters??? Where the fuck is cinderella then??? Sharp exit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it just me or does this rag smell of chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My penis has died can I bury it in your fanny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My penis has died can I bury it in your fanny?

Hi I'm Bo Peep wanna help me look for my sheep? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My penis has died can I bury it in your fanny?

Hi I'm Bo Peep wanna help me look for my sheep? lol

Do you fancy polishing my crook?

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By *ickndomCouple over a year ago

Wimborne

"My penis has died can I bury it in your fanny?

Hi I'm Bo Peep wanna help me look for my sheep? lol

The names Bond, Uni Bond, gaurenteed to fill any crack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little fun... You have one chance only to Woo the person above

Do your best

Fancy a fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My penis has died can I bury it in your fanny?

Hi I'm Bo Peep wanna help me look for my sheep? lol

Do you fancy polishing my crook?

always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab your bubble wrap love!!

You've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll bring the WD40

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the WD40

Oooo now your talking kink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Put your crash helmet on, your going through the headboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A little fun... You have one chance only to Woo the person above

Do your best

Fancy a fuck ?

Where's your manners

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the WD40

Oooo now your talking kink

gutter mind!!! ..... for measuring purposes lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the WD40

Oooo now your talking kink

gutter mind!!! ..... for measuring purposes lol

Make a change from a sky remote lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the WD40

Oooo now your talking kink

gutter mind!!! ..... for measuring purposes lol

Make a change from a sky remote lol "

I am if nothing else Original !!!!! lol

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Would you like to help me polish my helmet I think it needs the gentle care of a woman like you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the WD40

Oooo now your talking kink

gutter mind!!! ..... for measuring purposes lol

Make a change from a sky remote lol

I am if nothing else Original !!!!! lol "

One of a kind I'd say lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the WD40

Oooo now your talking kink

gutter mind!!! ..... for measuring purposes lol

Make a change from a sky remote lol

I am if nothing else Original !!!!! lol

One of a kind I'd say lol "

the world wouldnt cope with two of me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like to help me polish my helmet I think it needs the gentle care of a woman like you "

crooks and helmets .......... bring it on !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just had this gem ' if I lived near you I'd be on you like a tramp on chips'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"just had this gem ' if I lived near you I'd be on you like a tramp on chips'

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just had this gem ' if I lived near you I'd be on you like a tramp on chips'

Pmsl

i just had to add it, i spat my drink out when i read it. what a charmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nurse! Nurse! Could you rub this better..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmm sheep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brace yourself!

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