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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Yes twice, and more to come. Obviously

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By *oey500Man 38 weeks ago

who knows

Good question.. I’d say no as no proven record;) hopefully it satisfied you tho or complete wasteee

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman 38 weeks ago

In the clouds

I must be a virgin then

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By *olden PoleMan 38 weeks ago

Thal

No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"I must be a virgin then "

I am… maybe

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

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By *archelCouple 38 weeks ago

A field somewhere

Do people from the forums actually fuck other fabbers though

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight."

I was told it was dust, man dust

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By *oeBeansMan 38 weeks ago

Derby

Absolutely not, that's nowhere near visible enough! You need to follow each other in every thread and reply and flirt with each other to draw attention to the fact you're fucking

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton

I met someone from the forums but neither of us verified the other... must mean it didn't happen

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By *oey500Man 38 weeks ago

who knows

I mean I guess some people just take things for granted and too selfish to share the experience

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By *umbrian78Man 38 weeks ago

Ulverston

No, we need photos & videos as proof as well

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By *oo..Woman 38 weeks ago

Boo's World

Of course you did, rumours always go full circle in the end and everyone knows who's had who.

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By *ex HolesMan 38 weeks ago

Up North

The spunk stains on the curtains say it happened

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By *mf123Man 38 weeks ago

the space between spaces

Yes id get cramp if i did veris

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Depends if you go on the forums and tell everyone

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By *magikal74Man 38 weeks ago

Birmingham


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

"

Nope..it remains purely conjectural and theoretical

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By *oeBeansMan 38 weeks ago

Derby


"Depends if you go on the forums and tell everyone "

Hey

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton

...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"Depends if you go on the forums and tell everyone

Hey "

Hey

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Depends if you go on the forums and tell everyone

Hey "

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

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By *rozac_fairyCouple 38 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Do people from the forums actually fuck other fabbers though "

That depends on the specific posts by the forum users surely?

We all know the male posters who aren't getting any, they tell everyone and ask why enough that their fab names are burnt into everyone's memory

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By *oody BMan 38 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

Only if it was in the woods near a tree.

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Don't forget lampost pissing. That's a dead giveaway. Even when you don't want someone to piss on your lampost.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"Only if it was in the woods near a tree. "

Or in a tree near a Woody

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By *oo..Woman 38 weeks ago

Boo's World


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed "

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha "

...whoops forgot about that

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By *ussieChrisMan 38 weeks ago

Walsall


"Do people from the forums actually fuck other fabbers though

That depends on the specific posts by the forum users surely?

We all know the male posters who aren't getting any, they tell everyone and ask why enough that their fab names are burnt into everyone's memory "

Does seem that is the case.

In response to OP, there might have to be a general test.. 100 forum fabbers meet fuck and dont leave a veri.. lets see the results.. lol

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"The spunk stains on the curtains say it happened "

And on the pillowcases.

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By *olden PoleMan 38 weeks ago

Thal


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust "

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain.

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By *oo..Woman 38 weeks ago

Boo's World


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that "

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By *naswingdressWoman 38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain."

It’s actually really hard to get man dust out of the bed linens once it’s dried (or so I’ve heard)

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it."

So true!!!

Just flirt with 5 different people on the forums to keep the idiots busy with their 2+2 sums. Works every single time.

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain."

Thank fuck I'm verified!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it."

If you read into my posts, I’m dining at the Y every night with many many Xx’s and possibly an XY

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it.

So true!!!

Just flirt with 5 different people on the forums to keep the idiots busy with their 2+2 sums. Works every single time."

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By *he ass man 666Man 38 weeks ago

paradise city

I didn’t publish a verification, was it me , did I bump my head and lose that magical memory

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

It didn't

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it.

If you read into my posts, I’m dining at the Y every night with many many Xx’s and possibly an XY "

I got way to many XXXXX's

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it.

So true!!!

Just flirt with 5 different people on the forums to keep the idiots busy with their 2+2 sums. Works every single time.

"

Wonder what happens if I start flirting with you.

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By *naswingdressWoman 38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it.

If you read into my posts, I’m dining at the Y every night with many many Xx’s and possibly an XY "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k&pp=ygUTeW1jYSB2aWxsYWdlIHBlb3BsZQ%3D%3D

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it.

So true!!!

Just flirt with 5 different people on the forums to keep the idiots busy with their 2+2 sums. Works every single time.

Wonder what happens if I start flirting with you. "

Maybe… we can all go ice skating?

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

I'd like to think you can remember?

You don't have to share it with the masses. Just enjoy!

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Schroedinger's sex also depends on the rumour mill, and things that the off-site groups try to read into forum comments.

X replied to Y with a emoji, therefore X obviously bit Y last night and Y liked it.

If you read into my posts, I’m dining at the Y every night with many many Xx’s and possibly an XY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k&pp=ygUTeW1jYSB2aWxsYWdlIHBlb3BsZQ%3D%3D"

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By *orthwhile27Man 38 weeks ago

dark side of the moon

In my humble opinion I'd of thought if you were a shit fuck you'd either be told (and meet is cut short) or you get blocked at earliest opportunity. It's not TripAdvisor.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Of course you did, rumours always go full circle in the end and everyone knows who's had who. "

Everybody knows the dice are loaded / everybody rolls with their fingers crossed…

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By *cottish guy 555Man 38 weeks ago

London

Nope, cos you're fake. Wait, are we all fake?

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By *olden PoleMan 38 weeks ago

Thal


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain.

Thank fuck I'm verified!

"

But you have a V and not a P so you can’t obtain Man Dust. I could give you some but I’d have to charge.

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By *rHotNottsMan 38 weeks ago

Dubai / Nottingham


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

"

Memorable then ?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"In my humble opinion I'd of thought if you were a shit fuck you'd either be told (and meet is cut short) or you get blocked at earliest opportunity. It's not TripAdvisor."

“Lads, pass this one by”

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By *aitonelMan 38 weeks ago

Liverpool

It happened in one reality or another at least

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By *asty tatsyMan 38 weeks ago

london

It’s great having your own secrets isn’t it

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain.

Thank fuck I'm verified!

But you have a V and not a P so you can’t obtain Man Dust. I could give you some but I’d have to charge."

1. I’m a V.I.P… maybe

2. If I have a V I can get as much man dust as I want. #fabfacts

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 38 weeks ago

Reading

Noone from the forum fucks.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It’s great having your own secrets isn’t it "

Maybe… wanna find out?

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By *asty tatsyMan 38 weeks ago

london


"It’s great having your own secrets isn’t it

Maybe… wanna find out? "

I would actually

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Noone from the forum fucks. "

*quietly* don’t explain the joke…

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By *oody BMan 38 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

"

So who do you want to fuck then op?

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By *phialtesMan 38 weeks ago

Beyond the Wall


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

"

Anyone shagging someone else on the forum needs to give their head a wobble

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By *aitonelMan 38 weeks ago

Liverpool


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

So who do you want to fuck then op? "

Maybe she already has. Maybe it was me! Maybe it was you, Woody!?

Maybe it was a mod!

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

Anyone shagging someone else on the forum needs to give their head a wobble"

Why?

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By *olden PoleMan 38 weeks ago

Thal


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain.

Thank fuck I'm verified!

But you have a V and not a P so you can’t obtain Man Dust. I could give you some but I’d have to charge.

1. I’m a V.I.P… maybe

2. If I have a V I can get as much man dust as I want. #fabfacts"

Definitely maybe with the VIP status!

You get your man dust on account of being awesome. Don’t go wasting it…..your awesomeness that is.

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By *eliWoman 38 weeks ago

Where would you like me?

Unless there's a story written about it or you start a thread about it? Nope.

Anyway, don't be so daft as to think forum users have sex. We all know it's just words, zero action.

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By *irtydevil666Man 38 weeks ago

bristol

Forumites fuck whatever next

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain.

Thank fuck I'm verified!

But you have a V and not a P so you can’t obtain Man Dust. I could give you some but I’d have to charge."

Why do I have the kelis song stuck in my head now?

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

Anyone shagging someone else on the forum needs to give their head a wobble"

*PW checks hotlist*

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Even when you have a social with someone from the forums, assumptions are made you’re fucking them. Best to do what you want and not tell anyone.

Do it or don’t, they’ll all still whisper assumptions about you behind your back.

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By *olden PoleMan 38 weeks ago

Thal


"No absolutely not. The forums aren’t real, they’re only made of moonlight.

I was told it was dust, man dust

Ah come on now!

Man dust is crushed stars that only the tough, only the brave, only the verified singles can obtain.

Thank fuck I'm verified!

But you have a V and not a P so you can’t obtain Man Dust. I could give you some but I’d have to charge.

Why do I have the kelis song stuck in my head now?"

Because the force is strong with this one.

You can hum along

Go about your business

Move along move along

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman 38 weeks ago

In a Sparkly Dress

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"Even when you have a social with someone from the forums, assumptions are made you’re fucking them. Best to do what you want and not tell anyone.

Do it or don’t, they’ll all still whisper assumptions about you behind your back. "

Or one person from the two that had the social says they're fucking, when maybe they're not, in an attempt to get someone in to bed by way of competition or to make themselves look the catch.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

"

..

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

.. "

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

Anyone shagging someone else on the forum needs to give their head a wobble

*PW checks hotlist*"

You still have a hotlist?

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Not in

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Unless there's a story written about it or you start a thread about it? Nope.

Anyway, don't be so daft as to think forum users have sex. We all know it's just words, zero action."

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By *itIrishgent86Man 38 weeks ago

London/Belfast

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By *itIrishgent86Man 38 weeks ago

London/Belfast


"I must be a virgin then

I am… maybe "

The train departed long ago.

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

Memorable then ? "

Maybe

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

..

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

"

Aaand a step to the right....

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

..

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

Aaand a step to the right...."

Put your hand on your hips (TITS)

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By *ddie1966Man 38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

This is so similar to the "Butterfly Effect"

I think we should call it the "Condom Effect"

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Even when you have a social with someone from the forums, assumptions are made you’re fucking them. Best to do what you want and not tell anyone.

Do it or don’t, they’ll all still whisper assumptions about you behind your back. "

I think it was Oscar Wilde, who said that the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about…

He would’ve loved fab.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 38 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Shröedingers fuck?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

..

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

Aaand a step to the right....

Put your hand on your hips (TITS) "

And bring your knees in tight... hang on a minute that's not conducive to having the sex

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 38 weeks ago

London

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I never hear any of these rumours. I genuinely don't have a clue unless they've made it really bloody obvious.

J

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 38 weeks ago

London

Do people from the forum really fuck?

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By *itIrishgent86Man 38 weeks ago

London/Belfast


"Do people from the forum really fuck? "

No, I'm just a chronic fabsturbator.

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By *ookie46Woman 38 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I never hear any of these rumours. I genuinely don't have a clue unless they've made it really bloody obvious.

J"

Probably the best way not hearing about them if you ask me ….. less drama

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Shröedingers fuck?"

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

..

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

Aaand a step to the right....

Put your hand on your hips (TITS)

And bring your knees in tight... hang on a minute that's not conducive to having the sex "

The pelvic thrust is…

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

..

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

Aaand a step to the right....

Put your hand on your hips (TITS)

And bring your knees in tight... hang on a minute that's not conducive to having the sex

The pelvic thrust is… "

Conducive to sex lol

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 38 weeks ago

London


"Do people from the forum really fuck?

No, I'm just a chronic fabsturbator. "

Lol

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It happened in one reality or another at least "

You watch Rick and Morty don’t you?

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By *aith Skynbyrd OP   Woman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

..

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

Aaand a step to the right....

Put your hand on your hips (TITS)

And bring your knees in tight... hang on a minute that's not conducive to having the sex

The pelvic thrust is…

Conducive to sex lol"

It really drives me INSA-A-A-A-ANE!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 38 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Do people from the forum really fuck? "

Sometimes.

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By *oey500Man 38 weeks ago

who knows

Lol I’m still yet to experience any kinda encounter of fab let alone chance to leave a verification hahaha

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 38 weeks ago

London


"Do people from the forum really fuck?

Sometimes. "

So there is hope

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 38 weeks ago

Southampton


"...my lips ( on my face you perverts) are sealed

Soon gets revealed after several drinks at a social ha ha

...whoops forgot about that

..

“It’s just a jump to the left…”

Aaand a step to the right....

Put your hand on your hips (TITS)

And bring your knees in tight... hang on a minute that's not conducive to having the sex

The pelvic thrust is…

Conducive to sex lol

It really drives me INSA-A-A-A-ANE! "

Let's do the time warp again.....

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

"

Na, you need to film the act, with your usernames written on you, smiling at the camera holding today's news paper with the date clearly shown and a clock visable in the background, and then reveiw.

I think that's what sex is, scientifically or something.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 38 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

In my job ifs it's not written down it didn't happen...

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By *ittlebirdWoman 38 weeks ago

Somewhere only we know


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

"

Nope… honestly

Ps. Not talking from personal experience… obvs

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By *oody BMan 38 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin


"Do people from the forum really fuck?

Sometimes.

So there is hope "

That’s all I have left now! Hope!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Do people from the forum really fuck? "

I heard they just have tea and biscuits together

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago


"If I fuck somebody from the forum and we don’t publish our verifications… did we really get laid?

"

Guess it depends if you were horizontal or not

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By *eordieJeansCouple 38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

People on the forums don’t fuck. We’re too busy talking shit on here for any sexual activity.

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