I start 1st January and finish NYE that’s probably about 364 but I don’t think I’ve managed that. I did count one month tho and I did over 60. Is that wrong

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 38 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Have you had your festive wank yet?

How do you make it festive? Wrap tinsel round your balls?

MrsAbz

Yup"

For added entertainment you could put a little mini santa hat on the end, see if you can make it pop off with your load?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP 38 weeks ago

"Have you had your festive wank yet?

How do you make it festive? Wrap tinsel round your balls?

MrsAbz

Yup

For added entertainment you could put a little mini santa hat on the end, see if you can make it pop off with your load?

MrsAbz "

It barely trickles these days

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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago

Wrap bacon around it then you’re got pig in blanket

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By *exbot 1Man 38 weeks ago

Chester le street

Could definitely do with a wank mmmm

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By *idfieldMan 38 weeks ago

north west

It's in hand

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By *reg45Man 38 weeks ago

durham

Just starting

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 38 weeks ago

North West

Not yet. I'm not sure I can be bothered.

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By *ffyEffWoman 38 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Always skip on it since I sleep in the livingroom at parent's over the Christmas. Don't wanna risk it lol

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