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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics."
I blurred your penis calm down. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics."
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
At least we know you won’t be Unicorn Hunters *shudders*"
Oh you're safe don't worry |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down."
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
At least we know you won’t be Unicorn Hunters *shudders*
Oh you're safe don't worry"
Thank fuck. I was really quite fussed. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend. "
A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina."
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend.
A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick."
You drive a hard bargain  |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
Has does one obtain said permission?
Asking for a friend.
A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick.
You drive a hard bargain "
I’m a man that knows my worth |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina."
Scarily accurate |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate "
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child."
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
"
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too "
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
"
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan."
Someone's had their Weetabix today. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
Someone's had their Weetabix today. "
Is that code for cans of San Miguel? |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan."
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You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
"
There might be some truth to it. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it."
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
"
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her  |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her "
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything. "
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her "
I kind of like her humor.
Makes my humor less weird sometimes.
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."
I know the feeling. You know the ace venture shower scene. That. |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."
I still have it laminated |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."
***
I mean that's a bit too much for a joke.
No? |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
I know the feeling. You know the ace venture shower scene. That. "
More like the scene when he climbs out of a rhinos arse. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
***
I mean that's a bit too much for a joke.
No?"
I have no limits for my humour. |
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
I still have it laminated "
***
Well, I came to save you, but...
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"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.
Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.
I always have my couples one
I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.
I blurred your penis calm down.
Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.
Scarily accurate
If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.
I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too
I'd say so.
And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.
Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.
***
You're the second guy gave similar description.
Hmmm
There might be some truth to it.
***
She's good with the camera for sure.
I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her
Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.
I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.
I still have it laminated "
You look like you enjoy laminating. |
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