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So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me 
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner* |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*"
Careful she doesn't get a puncture. |
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*
Careful she doesn't get a puncture. "
She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.
I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Oof.
You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face 
I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.
J"
Wouldn't you like to know  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*
Careful she doesn't get a puncture.
She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.
I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car."
As it so happens... |
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"Oof.
You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face
I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.
J
Wouldn't you like to know "
Yes, I would. Please? With a cherry on top!
J |
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"So I'm just here with my partner sitting on my face right now, and I couldn't help but wonder how she did such a good job trimming my mane for me
*posts thread to fab while giving oral to his partner*
Careful she doesn't get a puncture.
She might be one of those Real Dolls. I don’t think they’re inflatable.
I’ll bet he also drives a fancy car.
As it so happens... "
A Kia Picanto? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Oof.
You can say that again, I dropped my phone on my face
I though she was sat on it? I need you paint a better picture of the logistics! Thank you.
J
Wouldn't you like to know
Yes, I would. Please? With a cherry on top!
J"
Ooh alright as you asked nicely
I was laying on my back, she was sitting on my face, just leaning back a little, while I could get my arms around her hips and hold my phone just above my face. And that's how I dropped my phone on my face |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Are you typing with your tongue?
Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2"
I'm typing with the tip of my erect penis while I have a no.2 I'll have you know |
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"Are you typing with your tongue?
Nah, he's sat on the bog, having a No.2
I'm typing with the tip of my erect penis while I have a no.2 I'll have you know"
I wondered what those screen smears were. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "
OP, do you have human body parts?
Tell the truth.
Are you ChatGPT ? |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack? |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?"
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
OP, do you have human body parts?
Tell the truth.
Are you ChatGPT ?"
No, I don't have physical form or body parts. I exist as a virtual assistant here to help with information and conversation. How can I assist you today?
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."
And juggling several pairs of tits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?"
That's for swiping up to unlock my phone |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."
Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills! |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio. "
Are you recording an album? |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Are you recording an album?"
It's on 35mm |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits "
What is the collective name for more than 2 tits? |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
That's for swiping up to unlock my phone "
You’d assume Face ID would work down there too. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills."
Man.... |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
Man.... "
Is it you with a strap on on again? |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
That's for swiping up to unlock my phone
You’d assume Face ID would work down there too."
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills!"
I got skills? Tell that to my partner, she absolutely drained me while we were on the crapper together. Now she has to deal with only getting head for the rest of the night cos I'm out of viagra |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
Dude's kneeling on the crapper, with a "woman's" legs over his shoulder AND she's going to town. Presumably on the No.69. Dude's got more than skills!
I got skills? Tell that to my partner, she absolutely drained me while we were on the crapper together. Now she has to deal with only getting head for the rest of the night cos I'm out of viagra "
I thought she'd gone to town? Isn't there a late night pharmacy open?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits
What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?"
Charlies 
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits
What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?
Charlies
*shrugs*"
Oh - Charlie is definitely at this party |
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"This just in! She has now taken off her glasses, thrown her ankles over my shoulders as I kneel over her, and she is going to town on me. This is was unexpected. Back to the studio.
Did you type that with the crease of your ball sack?
Whilst sitting on the toilet? Man’s got skills.
And juggling several pairs of tits
What is the collective name for more than 2 tits?
Charlies
*shrugs*
Oh - Charlie is definitely at this party"
The King?! Heavens, what a group sesh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Figured you'd turn up tonight op
Oh really? And what got you figuring that then?
Oh you know. When others can't be around, other ones pop up. "
Others pop.. What?
*scratches head*
What does that even mean?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*"
 I'm not part of the in-crowd here so nope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*
I do.
After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead."
*Now that's a lot of damage meme* |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*
I do.
After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead."
What train?!!!
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"There is no in-crowd, I don't do crowds.. *ick*
I do.
After the train is finished they have to stuff my beaver with ice because it’s dead.
What train?!!!
*whistles Take the A Train*"
Utterly bewildered by this thread. Ah well. RIP to your beaver! |
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J"
Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J
Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! "
If you need to crack the code, you've already failed |
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J
Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code! "
On top of your head? That's where I find mine
J |
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"Wait, what?
Me too. I think it's a secret code.
If you know its a secret code, then you know the secret...
*DUN-DUN-DUUUHN*
I've got the key...
I've got the secret...
J
Now, if I could just find my glasses, we could crack the code!
On top of your head? That's where I find mine
J"
I threw them somewhere in the throws of passion... |
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