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Who else thinks short women are better in sex?
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By *oland. OP Man 39 weeks ago
Norwich |
Shouldn't do a thread at 3 o'clock I guess.
Oh, well...I'm more of an insomniac, when there's no work tomorrow.
Fuck!
Who am I explaining myself to?
Either need to sleep or loosing my mind.
***Shrugs shoulder***
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"Talking to yourselg in public isn't the greateat plan
MrsAbz
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It's called thinking loud.
All chefs do it, and it's not crazy at all.
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I talk myself through stuff all the time. Fortunately I'm in an office by myself or at home when working so my mutterings are only heard when people walk past
Plus am often found singing and dancing away at my desk.
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By *oland. OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"Well I'm almost 5'4" but Mr is 6'2".
Both my 2 oldest children tower over me... one is only 11
MrsAbz "
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I actually love shorter women, but it's more of a convenience for me.
The thread was kind of a joke anyway.
Another social experiment.
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By *oland. OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"How short we talking ?
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Under 5'8"
That’s not really short like "
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5'3" is under 5'8" as well.
I didn't want to specify it, because it's not a serious thread.
Just testing how long a thread like this stays active. |
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"Well I'm almost 5'4" but Mr is 6'2".
Both my 2 oldest children tower over me... one is only 11
MrsAbz
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I actually love shorter women, but it's more of a convenience for me.
The thread was kind of a joke anyway.
Another social experiment.
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I didn't think it was a serious thread lol. Height isn't really indicative of sexual prowess, I don't think anyway!
And honestly, almost 5'4" is not that short
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"How short we talking ?
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Under 5'8"
That’s not really short like
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5'3" is under 5'8" as well.
I didn't want to specify it, because it's not a serious thread.
Just testing how long a thread like this stays active."
Its active cos we are the only dafties up
Height is irrelelavant to that too
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"I'm not sure height is a factor.. besides, isn't the saying goes "we're all the same height laying down" applies here
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I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Height couldn't possibly have any impact on sexual prowess.
Well, except, if youre shorter sometimes you need to keep your heels on
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By *oland. OP Man 39 weeks ago
Norwich |
"I'm not sure height is a factor.. besides, isn't the saying goes "we're all the same height laying down" applies here
I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Height couldn't possibly have any impact on sexual prowess.
Well, except, if youre shorter sometimes you need to keep your heels on
MrsAbz"
No, it's not a serious thread.
Yes, it doesn't make much difference laying down.
My shortest ex was slightly under 5'.
Petite with massive boobs and really round arse.
She wasn't slim, but I could lift her up and fuck her like that.
The tallest was almost 6'.
Slim, tall and with really long legs.
My cock slipped out occasionally during cowgirl.
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"I'm not sure height is a factor.. besides, isn't the saying goes "we're all the same height laying down" applies here
I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Height couldn't possibly have any impact on sexual prowess.
Well, except, if youre shorter sometimes you need to keep your heels on
MrsAbz
No, it's not a serious thread.
Yes, it doesn't make much difference laying down.
My shortest ex was slightly under 5'.
Petite with massive boobs and really round arse.
She wasn't slim, but I could lift her up and fuck her like that.
The tallest was almost 6'.
Slim, tall and with really long legs.
My cock slipped out occasionally during cowgirl.
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I always wanted long legs!
I have accepted that won't be happening now.
MrAbz and my best mate keep teasing me cos they say I have really short arms. Rude that is.
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"I'm not sure height is a factor.. besides, isn't the saying goes "we're all the same height laying down" applies here
I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Height couldn't possibly have any impact on sexual prowess.
Well, except, if youre shorter sometimes you need to keep your heels on
MrsAbz"
Well, it is a bit of light hearted fun really after all but quite an intriguing one lol
If only height would be a factor though.. if it was true, at being 5'4 myself.. I should be a sex guru by now,
If the theory applies to all that is.. wishful thinking on my part lol |
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By *oland. OP Man 39 weeks ago
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"I'm not sure height is a factor.. besides, isn't the saying goes "we're all the same height laying down" applies here
I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Height couldn't possibly have any impact on sexual prowess.
Well, except, if youre shorter sometimes you need to keep your heels on
MrsAbz
No, it's not a serious thread.
Yes, it doesn't make much difference laying down.
My shortest ex was slightly under 5'.
Petite with massive boobs and really round arse.
She wasn't slim, but I could lift her up and fuck her like that.
The tallest was almost 6'.
Slim, tall and with really long legs.
My cock slipped out occasionally during cowgirl.
I always wanted long legs!
I have accepted that won't be happening now.
MrAbz and my best mate keep teasing me cos they say I have really short arms. Rude that is.
MrsAbz"
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Short women can have kind of long legs.
Long for their body, not long long.
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That is rude.
Mr. Abz should sleep on the sofa after that.
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"I'm not sure height is a factor.. besides, isn't the saying goes "we're all the same height laying down" applies here
I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Height couldn't possibly have any impact on sexual prowess.
Well, except, if youre shorter sometimes you need to keep your heels on
MrsAbz
No, it's not a serious thread.
Yes, it doesn't make much difference laying down.
My shortest ex was slightly under 5'.
Petite with massive boobs and really round arse.
She wasn't slim, but I could lift her up and fuck her like that.
The tallest was almost 6'.
Slim, tall and with really long legs.
My cock slipped out occasionally during cowgirl.
I always wanted long legs!
I have accepted that won't be happening now.
MrAbz and my best mate keep teasing me cos they say I have really short arms. Rude that is.
MrsAbz
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Short women can have kind of long legs.
Long for their body, not long long.
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That is rude.
Mr. Abz should sleep on the sofa after that.
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It is rude! Thank you for agreeing!
I keep telling them I have normal size arms but nope, take the piss they do.
No, my legs arent long for my body lol. They look it when Im going about my life as I nearly always wear heels but in reality, nope. Diddy legs.
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By *oland. OP Man 39 weeks ago
Norwich |
"I'm not sure height is a factor.. besides, isn't the saying goes "we're all the same height laying down" applies here
I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.
Height couldn't possibly have any impact on sexual prowess.
Well, except, if youre shorter sometimes you need to keep your heels on
MrsAbz
No, it's not a serious thread.
Yes, it doesn't make much difference laying down.
My shortest ex was slightly under 5'.
Petite with massive boobs and really round arse.
She wasn't slim, but I could lift her up and fuck her like that.
The tallest was almost 6'.
Slim, tall and with really long legs.
My cock slipped out occasionally during cowgirl.
I always wanted long legs!
I have accepted that won't be happening now.
MrAbz and my best mate keep teasing me cos they say I have really short arms. Rude that is.
MrsAbz
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Short women can have kind of long legs.
Long for their body, not long long.
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That is rude.
Mr. Abz should sleep on the sofa after that.
It is rude! Thank you for agreeing!
I keep telling them I have normal size arms but nope, take the piss they do.
No, my legs arent long for my body lol. They look it when Im going about my life as I nearly always wear heels but in reality, nope. Diddy legs.
MrsAbz "
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Those hands seem perfectly capable holding that cock.
Not sure it was a BJ or praying session though.
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"I'm happy to run an experiment with three willing ladies of different heights
A noble and generous offer. Such sacrifices you are willing to make!
MrsAbz "
My generosity knows no bounds. There's space on the experiment still if you're interested. Let me know if you want including in the short, medium or tall category? |
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"I’m 5’5 and most people are taller than me. Apart from LittleBird, she’s teeny
I'm almost 5'4" so you're taller than me. Just
MrsAbz"
I'm 5'1", so LB, me, Mrs abz and Fluffy would look like a set of stairs if we stood in a line. We probs need a 5ft2 and a 5ft3 to be even mind. |
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"I’m 5’5 and most people are taller than me. Apart from LittleBird, she’s teeny
I'm almost 5'4" so you're taller than me. Just
MrsAbz
I'm 5'1", so LB, me, Mrs abz and Fluffy would look like a set of stairs if we stood in a line. We probs need a 5ft2 and a 5ft3 to be even mind. "
There must be a 5'2 and a 5'3 about willing to be a step on the stairs
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Short you say?
Well, Mrs Wick is 4ft 10.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I wanna stand next to her and feel tall! I never get to feel tall living in a household of giantists.
MrsAbz "
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"Short you say?
Well, Mrs Wick is 4ft 10.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
I wanna stand next to her and feel tall! I never get to feel tall living in a household of giantists.
MrsAbz
Bring it "
Next time I'm down your way, I am coming past to take lots of pics of me and MrsWick
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"Seeing a man with his short gf who looks more like his little daughter is hilarious.
Its not my fault I didnt grow taller!
MrsAbz "
Did you wish you were a baller. |
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I once heard a dwarf (his word) say “Everyone’s the same size in bed.”
I’m pretty tiny myself, 4’11, and being with a tall guy doesn’t faze me until he’s over I guess about 6’3… he’s gotta be lean though. So I can wrap my legs around him.
It doesn’t work as well for me if a man is broad with a big frame, whether it’s from fat or muscle - if he’s slim / lean / muscular, everything fits the way it needs to, in every position.
Now I have to go wank… damn… |
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"Seeing a man with his short gf who looks more like his little daughter is hilarious.
Its not my fault I didnt grow taller!
MrsAbz
Did you wish you were a baller."
I also I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
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Does anyone even seriously care about height when it comes to sex?
I don't think I've ever considered it. Tell a lie... once actually, when I met my ex, I wondered if he was all in proportion, he was 7' on the dot |
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By *oland. OP Man 39 weeks ago
Norwich |
"All 5'11 of me is upset.....does it count I am just under 3ft on my knees?  "
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It's just an experiment, not a serious thread.
I was interested how long time it takes to go page 2.
I guess it's my most stupid thread ever.
With 0 thinking going into it.
Done it quite late and still going.
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Why would you measure your height on your knee when you are praying?
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"From my experience short women have a hard time taking the dick but taller women have no problem
Maybe it’s the way you’re delivering it. Just a thought. It’s not a weapon  "
Oh I try to be as gentle as I can  |
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