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"Yes indeed 
Zero splashback endured plus the possibility of a delightful ‘Witch’s Kiss’ every time  "
Talking of which, I’ve just read a rather interesting article on Reddit asking: ‘Is it normal for my balls to touch the water?’ (In a toilet)   |
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"Yes indeed
Zero splashback endured plus the possibility of a delightful ‘Witch’s Kiss’ every time
Talking of which, I’ve just read a rather interesting article on Reddit asking: ‘Is it normal for my balls to touch the water?’ (In a toilet) "
“Can you tie em in a knot / can you tie em in a bow” |
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By *illy IdolMan 40 weeks ago
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"Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan 
How is that posh?
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Because your mum washes your trousers for you |
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"Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan
How is that posh?
Because your mum washes your trousers for you "
… mine doesn’t.
Maybe if I had a willy she would. |
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By *illy IdolMan 40 weeks ago
Somewhere near the middle |
"Only trouble is sometimes when it's really cold and your willy is in hibernation mode, you piss all down the back of your trousers, rather than in the pan
How is that posh?
Because your mum washes your trousers for you
… mine doesn’t.
Maybe if I had a willy she would."
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"The only thing stopping me from living the life of forever sit down wees... The fucking arctic toilet seat! "
We women sit on it every damned time, including at 3 in the morning when it's extra fucking freezing! |
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"Yes indeed
Zero splashback endured plus the possibility of a delightful ‘Witch’s Kiss’ every time
Talking of which, I’ve just read a rather interesting article on Reddit asking: ‘Is it normal for my balls to touch the water?’ (In a toilet)
“Can you tie em in a knot / can you tie em in a bow”"
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"Yes but panic if in a public toilet my cock touches the porcelain
Must be nice to have that problem...
Prob more to do with toilet design than anatomy  "
Ahaha never sit on a public toilet without prepping the goods prior!! Lol
Personally I can't sit in a service station... I've spent whole days recceing prime toilet locations when I'm out and about with work... |
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Regularly. If I'm in no rush, I'll take my phone with me and maybe watch a video on YouTube or play a game on my phone. When you're sat on the toilet every part of you is relaxed if you get me, so it's comfortable there. Ultimately though, it's the toilet, so it's not like I can move the TV and PlayStation in, and before long I retighten my grip and then go back into the living room or bedroom. |
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Always at home. Even though live on my own. Have visits from female friend , her mother and children. All females . So ensure seats down etc.
plus if go to her house . Again sit down as all females in house.
If out use urinal. As others have said cubicles not clean . |
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