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over a year ago
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"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line 
God it must’ve hurt when you fell from heaven?!
Jeez is that all you’ve got  "
No but the rest is in my trousers. |
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"Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices 
Mrs
Me too!
Or just people watch. I'm rubbish at flirting "
Would just have to walk past you lots and hope to catch your eye then  |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo  "
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before… |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…"
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday. |
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"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line
That's fine. I only have to see a profile like yours to get me got under the collar anyways 
If you’ve got a collar I’ve got a lead… "
I'd love to see you try keep me on a short leash |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday. "
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips… |
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"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line
That's fine. I only have to see a profile like yours to get me got under the collar anyways
If you’ve got a collar I’ve got a lead…
I'd love to see you try keep me on a short leash "
Love to try and tame the beast - at least for a short time… |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…"
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.  |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight. "
It was your nylon slacks making them react… |
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"Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed He’d like your phone number, He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning"
He can get hold of me in the morning if he wants…and if he wants you he can just lean over me and give you a nudge… |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…"
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.  |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure. "
Thought I’d felt a spark! |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.
Thought I’d felt a spark!"
That wasn’t a spark  |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.
Thought I’d felt a spark!
That wasn’t a spark "
There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week. |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.
Thought I’d felt a spark!
That wasn’t a spark
There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week."
Do Anne Summers sell them. |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.
Thought I’d felt a spark!
That wasn’t a spark
There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week.
Do Anne Summers sell them. "
Maybe they should - no I have to go to my specialist supplier x |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.
Thought I’d felt a spark!
That wasn’t a spark
There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week.
Do Anne Summers sell them.
Maybe they should - no I have to go to my specialist supplier x"
You can’t be too careful with a fire risk near a bush. |
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"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol
You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…
Oh helloooooooo
Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…
I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.
I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…
1,2,3, 5,6,7.
It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.
It was your nylon slacks making them react…
There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.
Thought I’d felt a spark!
That wasn’t a spark
There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week.
Do Anne Summers sell them.
Maybe they should - no I have to go to my specialist supplier x
You can’t be too careful with a fire risk near a bush. "
Now you know why I’m always near a fireman (obviously with a big hose) - especially when it’s hot… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though
Hi is always a good starting point!"
Ok I’ll add that to my first message to you. Anything else? |
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"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though
Hi is always a good starting point!
Ok I’ll add that to my first message to you. Anything else?"
Looking forward to it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x"
Lol - so am I in? |
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in? "
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x |
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"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though
Hi is always a good starting point!
Hi
Hello back at ya x"
A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber |
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"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though
Hi is always a good starting point!
Hi
Hello back at ya x
A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber "
Somebody who can drive me home (well I say home… ) - bonus points lol |
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"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though
Hi is always a good starting point!
Hi
Hello back at ya x
A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber
Somebody who can drive me home (well I say home… ) - bonus points lol"
And put you to bed |
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"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though
Hi is always a good starting point!
Hi
Hello back at ya x
A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber
Somebody who can drive me home (well I say home… ) - bonus points lol
And put you to bed "
Promises, promises… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x"
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x |
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x"
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet) "
You’re so hot |
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)
You’re so hot "
I think somebody above had a hose for that… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)
You’re so hot
I think somebody above had a hose for that…"
Looks like we’re all getting wet then! |
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)
You’re so hot
I think somebody above had a hose for that…
Looks like we’re all getting wet then! "
This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)
You’re so hot
I think somebody above had a hose for that…
Looks like we’re all getting wet then!
This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game!"
Game? - Best get you warmed up! |
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)
You’re so hot
I think somebody above had a hose for that…
Looks like we’re all getting wet then!
This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game!
Game? - Best get you warmed up! "
I’m at that age where I need to be warmed up lol |
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"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?
And a glass of red! x
I’ll get us a bottle xx
That’s my sort of chat up line lol x
Lol - so am I in?
Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x
I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x
Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)
You’re so hot
I think somebody above had a hose for that…
Looks like we’re all getting wet then!
This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game!
Game? - Best get you warmed up!
I’m at that age where I need to be warmed up lol"
Mixture of deep heat and tiger balm, but don't forget to was your hands |
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