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If you could replace your genetals with any item what would it be?
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I'd like a coffee machine for a cock. Squeeze my left ball for coffee or my right for normal function during sex. Might be a little uncomfortable for her during play but it would save me a small fortune  |
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Some kind of collapsible seat so I can sit down anywhere, anytime.
Think ‘go-go-gadget seat’ and it would extend and expand out of me and back between my legs to become an elegant resting solution.
It could have a cup holder and a slot for my kindle. And a Tupperware container for a slice of cake.
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"I suppose if I had to lose my male bits I would swap them for women’s bits. I imagine that would be great fun… I would want some boobs too of course!  "
I like what you did there and your boobs are granted  |
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"Some kind of collapsible seat so I can sit down anywhere, anytime.
Think ‘go-go-gadget seat’ and it would extend and expand out of me and back between my legs to become an elegant resting solution.
It could have a cup holder and a slot for my kindle. And a Tupperware container for a slice of cake.
Cue a look of smugness."
Brilliant! I can imagine this being all the rage for walkers |
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"A pressure washer for a vag.
Conuse the fuck out of the neighbours and have a sparkly patio ....
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granny your neighbours would be so confused, but you could maybe do their car and patio for them |
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"A pogo stick. I’d just bounce around like Tigger all day."
Give yourself a jump.
I hope it wouldn't feel like you were being kicked in the nuts over and over. |
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"A pogo stick. I’d just bounce around like Tigger all day.
Give yourself a jump.
I hope it wouldn't feel like you were being kicked in the nuts over and over."
Some people would be into that kinda thing. |
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