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By *estarossa. OP Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Just for fun, make up an outrageous lie about the poster above!

Go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She cleaned my arse with her tongue after my morning shit when we met.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She cleaned my arse with her tongue after my morning shit when we met. "

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By *enriette and SamCouple over a year ago

can i ask you a question

He once lived in the play boy mansion and was Hugh’s designated nut cracker.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

He likes sex with mannequins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's not actually Scottish

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

He has a pet gerbil called Harry who he sings to on Wednesdays.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"He has a pet gerbil called Harry who he sings to on Wednesdays. "

She has a ravenous appetite for eggy bread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He wrote Men in Black

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He once drove a car in reverse for 32 miles to see if he could make the fuel range go up

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"He has a pet gerbil called Harry who he sings to on Wednesdays.

She has a ravenous appetite for eggy bread

He only wears leopard print y-fronts and a string vest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's had a wank whilst diving.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

He likes to wear a tutu and reenact Swan Lake whilst beatboxing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's had a wank whilst diving.

That isn't a lie

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"He's had a wank whilst diving.

That isn't a lie

He wears scooba gear for cunilingus

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

It’s rumoured in parts of bognor Regis that his bellend resembles hulk hogan.

The mr

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"It’s rumoured in parts of bognor Regis that his bellend resembles hulk hogan.

The mr "

They don’t like coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn’t wash their genitals for a week once and told me they had been going bare with random meet nows

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Didn’t wash their genitals for a week once and told me they had been going bare with random meet nows

He’s hip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's had a wank whilst diving.

That isn't a lie

He wears scooba gear for cunilingus

Some would see that as a kink

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By *estarossa. OP Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"He's had a wank whilst diving.

That isn't a lie

He wears scooba gear for cunilingus

Some would see that as a kink

Is a voiceover artist most famously known for being Moe in the Simpsons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's had a wank whilst diving.

That isn't a lie

He wears scooba gear for cunilingus

Some would see that as a kink

Is a voiceover artist most famously known for being Moe in the Simpsons"

If she stood upright she'd be more flat chested than my dad

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

"He's had a wank whilst diving.

That isn't a lie

He wears scooba gear for cunilingus

Some would see that as a kink

Is a voiceover artist most famously known for being Moe in the Simpsons

If she stood upright she'd be more flat chested than my dad"
Works as an onion peeler.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn’t wash their genitals for a week once and told me they had been going bare with random meet nows

He’s hip. "

She’s once approached someone to chat them up barking like a dog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn’t wash their genitals for a week once and told me they had been going bare with random meet nows

He’s hip.

She’s once approached someone to chat them up barking like a dog. "

Was spotted leaving the Mongolian fur traders swinging club..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once entered Eurovision for Latvia with the song "Swinging Dinging Dong" whist wearing a transparent flasher mac and white budgie smuggler's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calls himself a pussy diver but sits at home aggressively wanking with his head in the fish tank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Calls himself a pussy diver but sits at home aggressively wanking with his head in the fish tank."

I literally spar my coffee out

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Didn’t wash their genitals for a week once and told me they had been going bare with random meet nows

He’s hip.

She’s once approached someone to chat them up barking like a dog. "

Woof.

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By *estarossa. OP Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"Calls himself a pussy diver but sits at home aggressively wanking with his head in the fish tank."

I startled the cat, with my guffaw!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Calls himself a pussy diver but sits at home aggressively wanking with his head in the fish tank.

I startled the cat, with my guffaw!"

Oh that poor pussy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Before his sex change. His camel toe looking like Marilyn Monroe. And was nationally known as the monroe toe in the 1970.

The mr

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

They don't really like coffee

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They don't really like coffee

Tinder x"

Tinder once ride Beards face so fast his beard ignited...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's from Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like all good Brummies she loves a bag of Gary Lineker endorsed Walkers Bovril flavoured crisps whilst lacking naked on her bed masturbating to Jasper Carrott

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

He can't swim

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"He can't swim

Takes dates out for a meal, and reverses the car round the Macdonalds drive thru so it's on his dates side to pay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He can't swim

Takes dates out for a meal, and reverses the car round the Macdonalds drive thru so it's on his dates side to pay

Donald trumps brother

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By *angtidy42Couple over a year ago

Redditch

He's got six fingers on the other hand.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"He can't swim

Takes dates out for a meal, and reverses the car round the Macdonalds drive thru so it's on his dates side to pay

Donald trumps brother

Fake news

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

He got sacked from his last job because he took threw a sickie to hold a funeral for his gold fish.

The mr

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

They are actually peasants of the bathwater table

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

100% picks her bogies and eats them.

The mr

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Last summer they held a gay wedding for their 2 dogs Mr Snufflebottom and Banjo. The grooms wore diamonte studded hats and exchanged gold coloured sticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs only love one dick at a time

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

He has a heart shaped bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He has a heart shaped bush"

She is really Nora batty

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By *estarossa. OP Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"He has a heart shaped bush

She is really Nora batty

Won Clacctons' knobbly knees competition 3 years in a row!

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

Her profile pics are actually photos of me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

He is actually a famous magician and escapologist. Could not keep him cuffed to the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their photos are rather underwhelming.

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Motherwell

"He is actually a famous magician and escapologist. Could not keep him cuffed to the bed

Are stand in body doubles for Phil and Holly

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By *arry HornhillMan over a year ago

Outside Belfast

"He is actually a famous magician and escapologist. Could not keep him cuffed to the bed

Are stand in body doubles for Phil and Holly"

Is the secret love child of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

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By *ab FunstersCouple over a year ago

Midlands

He uses a body double and doesn't do his own stunts..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crash landed their plane in Nazi occupied France and made a daring escape by dressing as a pantomine cow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought this was the place to be

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By *emptme1993Man over a year ago

manchester

He doesn’t actually snorkel, he just wears it as a fetish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He doesn’t actually snorkel, he just wears it as a fetish "

You are right, snorkelling is for wimps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought this was the place to be"
that's a genuine mistake and not a lie

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

the space between spaces

The person above is the real brains behind elon musks space program but was fired for taking photos of there anus on the company printer and sending it to elons mum

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By *aggonerMan over a year ago

for a penny

Has Videos for sale of gerbils carrying out unspeakable acts with hamsters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spends hours on end running on a giant spinning wheel singing the French national anthem

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Is actually a famous mexican musician who sang at King Charles's coronation & currently having an affair with Boris Johnson’s wife

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is actually a famous mexican musician who sang at King Charles's coronation & currently having an affair with Boris Johnson’s wife

Gets meets on fab and women message him first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is actually a famous mexican musician who sang at King Charles's coronation & currently having an affair with Boris Johnson’s wife

She goes like a privy door in the plague

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