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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Plural Effusion.
Totally rank indeed - and someone had nicked me fucking crisps so i had nowt to even take away the taste - the bastards!!!!
Paid me back about 5 months later - taste had kind of gone by then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before I start...it WAS NOT deliberate!!........Have a ;ot of smelly animals that need a lot of mucking out......leave the rest to ur imaginations...needless to say...it was not pleasant!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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off milk, took a swig from the bottle like a tramp wondered why it was taking long to come out then in came a load of curdled milk RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK ...
that stopped me drinking from the bottle belivvvvvvvvvvve me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ate lambs bollix, sweetmeats at a posh hotel once. this is pussy btw
now for patrick he would most prob say it was last nite. he was sharing a packet of crisps with me. i wasnt hungry so i was licking the flavour of the crips and putting them back in the bag when he wasnt looking. he just thought the crips were slightly off. he still carried on eating them tho and then has the cheek to complain when i told him what i had done. anyhow its a great way of calorie counting. lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Puppy Shit...Just got a Puppy Westie a few years back laid on the floor and let it use me as a climbing frame...It jumped onto my chest turned around with its arse facing my face farted and out popped a Puppy poo at a 100 mph straight into my gob...Who fancys a snog?...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A live meal worm
Had a few drinks with some friends and made up some bush tucker trials but all we had to eat was what his lizard eats
It was GROSS!!! but very funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"off milk, took a swig from the bottle like a tramp wondered why it was taking long to come out then in came a load of curdled milk RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK ...
that stopped me drinking from the bottle belivvvvvvvvvvve me lol"
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Hasn't stopped me, still swig from the milk bottle/carton all these years later! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oyster!
I had one, was informed to chew it, and it burst and the content hit the back of my throat and made me gag.
I still can't "swallow"!  "
My friend calls oysters whale snot
I could'nt eat one either,but I thought you were meant to let them slide down your throat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oyster!
I had one, was informed to chew it, and it burst and the content hit the back of my throat and made me gag.
I still can't "swallow"!
My friend calls oysters whale snot
I could'nt eat one either,but I thought you were meant to let them slide down your throat?"
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I got tricked into biting one, by my f'ing sister!  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"off milk, took a swig from the bottle like a tramp wondered why it was taking long to come out then in came a load of curdled milk RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK ...
that stopped me drinking from the bottle belivvvvvvvvvvve me lol"
This happened to me too. I was gargling for about 10 minutes trying to forget that texture.
Thanks for the reminder. O-) |
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