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Meh! You’re average to mediocre!! *™?
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By *anBerks OP Man
over a year ago
Berkshire |
For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.
And we have cake*
Who’s in? 
(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)
* cake to be self-provided |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not 
What cake do you bring!... "
Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf  |
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"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not
What cake do you bring!...
Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf "
You really should meet my grandmother… |
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"For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.
And we have cake*
Who’s in?
(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)
* cake to be self-provided "
Woo hoo average and proud here  |
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"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not
What cake do you bring!...
Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf "
Ok...wow. I mean you have my vote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not
What cake do you bring!...
Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf
You really should meet my grandmother…"
Maybe she IS your grandmother |
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"Average Jo here.  
Gorgeous Jo there.
You're a bloody gorgeous Man Fiddles! 
You really do say the sweetest things. Because you are the sweetest thing.
Cue, U2 playing in the background.  "
See Fiddles!!
U2 Rock!! |
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"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not
What cake do you bring!...
Lemon drizzle, chocolate fudge cupcakes and a date and walnut loaf
You really should meet my grandmother…
Maybe she IS your grandmother"
Mind blown… I’m going to hell!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m flouting the no women rule and bringing cake whether you like it or not
Average-ish I suppose
Aw thanks pet
Take away the ish if you’re still in the bath…."
I’m not |
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I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.
Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care. |
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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere only we know |
"I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.
Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care. "
Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead? |
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"I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.
Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.
Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead? "
The ones that melt in your mouth? |
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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere only we know |
"I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.
Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.
Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?
The ones that melt in your mouth? "
Yes that’s the ones  |
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"I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.
Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.
Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?
The ones that melt in your mouth?
Yes that’s the ones "
For you, plenty.  |
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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere only we know |
"I think I could just about make the cut-off point for this thread, on my best days. Also, I bring the Bruce Bogtrotter cake from Revolting Recipes, which is pretty much the best chocolate cake in the world.
Come over and have a slice. It's none of your 5 a day, but you won't care.
Haven’t you got any of those delicious biscuits left instead?
The ones that melt in your mouth?
Yes that’s the ones
For you, plenty. "
I’ll look forward to tasting them |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.
And we have cake*
Who’s in?
(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)
* cake to be self-provided "
I am.pretty gym fit ut that's kt going to get me anywhere at my soon to be 60 carcass |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!
Are they those glazed ones again?
You know me so well LB
Well you do know how much I love your sticky buns  "
Like a kid in a sweet shop once you get started LB |
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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!
Are they those glazed ones again?
You know me so well LB
Well you do know how much I love your sticky buns
Like a kid in a sweet shop once you get started LB "
I’m the same size |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!
Are they those glazed ones again?
You know me so well LB
Well you do know how much I love your sticky buns
Like a kid in a sweet shop once you get started LB
I’m the same size "
No harm being little |
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"I'm jumping in too with a large serving of sticky buns for everyone!
Can I glaze your buns, Boo?!
With your outrageously long tongue? "
Well I was thinking about a different body part, but we can start with my outrageously long tongue. You know, to prepare the area thoroughly…. |
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Ok. Look, I don’t eat cheese, I don’t drink coffee and I don’t eat cake other than a very creamy and jammy Victoria sponge. What do scones with jam and cream count as?
I’m diabetic type 2 so I shouldn’t eat them but the reality is I never ate them as a kid, my brother tells me it’s because our mom did it make very good cakes, and that I can’t remember as I was young when she died.
Lot to unpack I know.
Anyway.
Have a nice day all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For those of us never successful on those Oooft! You’re hot!! type threads, sign up here.
And we have cake*
Who’s in?
(women and gym fit males are excluded from this thread)
* cake to be self-provided "
From a once "nothing special" single gent on here now in a relationship as a couple would just point out its pretty tumble for alot of couples too. Our inbox only attracts dust? No cakes for us both either because we're fat apprently so don't be disheartened it's probably hard for the majority no matter what sex or sexual preference you have.
Post pandemic alot of couples and ladies vanished, meny left or moved to networking via other means and there is an ever growing influx of male profiles married, attached cheetahs or not tipping the ballance even further.
Only time will tell but online isn't the same experience it once was for couples or ladies and fab feels very much like it's eating itself from where I'm standing.
To be more successful would be to have better a more ballanced sex ratio on here but can't see that happening the way the hoards are treating the couples and ladies.
Don't feel like you're alone and enjoy the cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I go out and come back to find a thread for me.. flying the bog standard flag here. Seems I've missed out on cake and sticky buns as usual. Just see if there are any crumbs of comfort left for me... |
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