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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Understand the letter.
MFM (female centre of attention)
MMF (Bi male play plus female)
FFM (Bi female play plus male)
MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)"
Another that laughed out loud at the last one.
I think I actually have the giggles now too. Ffs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pegging, not to be confused with putting the washing out to dry outside 
Refers to the act of a woman using a strap on to penetrate a man’s anus. With his consent, of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos "
Don't get this confused with a 'social'. This means you all know you're going to head back to the hotel and rip each others clothes off like a pack of wolves.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Understand the letter.
MFM (female centre of attention)
MMF (Bi male play plus female)
FFM (Bi female play plus male)
MMMMMMF (Greedy bitch)"
Yeah, greedy bitch here lol 
Mrs |
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"Munging 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!  "
Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was. |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "
 I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "
Oh god  . I promise to always listen to you in future. |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was."
I told you not to! |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word "
You're incorrigible! I still remember being a new and hopeful forum user when you brought that word into my life and my life hasn't been the same since |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future."
Hey, I don't over react like that for no reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man! "
Ruined my night that has I’ll listen to you in future!
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Hey, I don't over react like that for no reason "
Nora lured me in once on a thread with this
I can’t unsee what I read and that was a long time ago |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Didn't think it would be worse than Urban Frubing. But it was.
I told you not to!"
I know. I’m a rebel
And traumatised |
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By *uperShyWoman
over a year ago
a town where noone should live |
"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future."
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up. |
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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere only we know |
"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement?
There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand "
Definitely a bi single woman |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
I feel it be my life’s mission to spread the mung….I mean, word
You're incorrigible! I still remember being a new and hopeful forum user when you brought that word into my life and my life hasn't been the same since "
You saw the holy light of salvation; Indeed, we are the enlightened ones. Let us spread the joyous word, even though there will doubtless be many who do not wish to hear it… |
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"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement?
There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand
Definitely a bi single woman "
I’ve also never got the impression that unicorns had to be bi. So I’ve learnt something new (along with munging!) |
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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere only we know |
"I always thought a Unicorn was simply a single woman joining others. Is bi a requirement?
There's 'cock docking' strangely mesmerising if done with a deft hand
Definitely a bi single woman
I’ve also never got the impression that unicorns had to be bi. So I’ve learnt something new (along with munging!)"
It’s because they’re as rare as unicorns I’m guessing. Silly term really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up."
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized. |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
"‘A social’ = an awkward first date of sorts, where you quickly realise you have very little to talk about and both wonder why the other looks nothing like their profile photos
Don't get this confused with a 'social'. This means you all know you're going to head back to the hotel and rip each others clothes off like a pack of wolves.
F"
Hang on.. I've been going to the wrong socials then lol the ones I get invite to are where I get lost finding the location and turn up late even though I left early lol
Still fun though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On a guys profile:
Straight (or the preferred term 'fab' straight) - Happily play with or suck cocks, kiss guys, fuck or be fucked by by guys, while strenuously denying being Bi sexual or bi curious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized. "
Dare I ask? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask? "
No way fab is letting one explain it here. Plus it defies explanation. Please please please don't look it up. It will be a perfect case of curiosity having killed the cat!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask? "
Red, how ever bad or sick you can think it is....its worse!!
(Now i know you are REALLY tempted) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red, how ever bad or sick you can think it is....its worse!!
(Now i know you are REALLY tempted)"
Oh stop it MisterB aaaargh! |
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask? "
Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it. "
You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.
She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time.
I feel attacked  "
Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it.
You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.
She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed."
Ffs, you couldn’t save me, Misty. I did. I am holding MisterBit responsible.
What an absolute abomination. My poor brain.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Munging
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I feel it my duty to strongly advise anyone against Googling this. Don't make the mistake I did in trusting this man!
Oh god . I promise to always listen to you in future.
Oh... Dear.
I looked. I just can't seem to not look these things up.
Naive me thought - 'what's the worst it could mean'! Oh god, my eyes need washing out with bleach, my mind sterilised. I think I've been traumatized.
Dare I ask?
Red - I love you too much. I beg of you. Don’t do it.
You know she will. She's got the breaking strain of a KitKat.
She's probably sitting at her desk right now...eyes wide open and open mouthed.
Ffs, you couldn’t save me, Misty. I did. I am holding MisterBit responsible.
What an absolute abomination. My poor brain. "
Pah, don't blame me because you dont have any self control, Red.
I dangled a worm, and you swallowed it.
(Please dont misinterpret the worm reference). |
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"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time.
I feel attacked
Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this "
Because my tongue is now like a vibrator with how good I've gotten at it. Silver linings Mrs Shiv!  |
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"On a guys profile:
Straight (or the preferred term 'fab' straight) - Happily play with or suck cocks, kiss guys, fuck or be fucked by by guys, while strenuously denying being Bi sexual or bi curious."
I was just thinking, no one mentioned Fab straight. Good write up, but you forgot, when a couple are looking for a bi guy. A straight profile, suddenly remebers he's Bi, but he's just not changed his profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can lick for hours loosely translates to - will cum in 3 seconds and be at a loss for what to do the rest of the time.
I feel attacked
Now why did you have to go and out yourself like that joe. I’m going to pretend I didn’t see this
Because my tongue is now like a vibrator with how good I've gotten at it. Silver linings Mrs Shiv! "
Wellll….in that case, count me in  |
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"Cannot accommodate", particularly when combined with no public pics and the word "discreet" in the bio and/or a refusal to attend clubs, means "I'm married/cohabiting and no, my spouse doesn't know".
420 friendly is supposed to mean you use or accept the use of marijuana, but on Fab it seems to mean "snorting cocaine is the same as having a spliff, right?" No joke, I once saw a status with "who wants to snort a line off my nine incher?" Frankly, I'm amazed the cops aren't on Fab posing as women to get their arrest stats up just before their monthly performance reviews!
"Straight" means anything from "super straight" to "bi but in the closet". You won't know until you talk to them. The reasons most often provided are (1) "my mates are homophobic and don't know I'm bi" and (2) "some [cis] women will not go with bi guys, so I lie on my profile". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a term for those people (usually men) who claim to adore big boobs but in reality have no clue what to do with them?
Boobinept…..? "
Yes that would work? |
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