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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
Where would you like me? |
I'm not doing steak. I feel like I'm letting the fiancé down if I give him only a blowjob with no steak - who'd want only half a celebration?
No one in their right mind.
Undecided dinner wise. Might skip it, eat when I'm hungry. |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
Pre ordered steak already tonight for our dinner. In theory he's going to get a blow job. In practise we may end up back in the hotel in a food coma.
Smoked Argentinian rib eye steak served with corn on the cob,arugula & cherry tomato salad, thrice cooked chips with chimichurri
I'm drooling already. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
Where would you like me? |
"I actually am having steaks! Boring, boring turkey steaks though in pitta bread with salad. Then I'll cry wank myself to sleep... "
It's like a corner shop version of today. So sad. |
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"I actually am having steaks! Boring, boring turkey steaks though in pitta bread with salad. Then I'll cry wank myself to sleep...
It's like a corner shop version of today. So sad. "
A corner shop version! I don't think I could've described it any more perfectly  |
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Genuine question — have I missed something? There seems to be quite a few references today about steak and oral. 
Notwithstanding OP, I'm making Macaroni Cheese with Pancetta, served with garlic...with extra dollops of full-fat garlic butter. |
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over a year ago
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"Genuine question — have I missed something? There seems to be quite a few references today about steak and oral.
Notwithstanding OP, I'm making Macaroni Cheese with Pancetta, served with garlic...with extra dollops of full-fat garlic butter."
14/03 a month after St. Valentines Day. It's steak and blow job day for the guys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then 
Bugger!
No really....  "
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then
Bugger!
No really....
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish "
What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then
Bugger!
No really....
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish
What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too. "
Isn't buns plural already? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then
Bugger!
No really....
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish
What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.
Isn't buns plural already? "
I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then
Bugger!
No really....
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish
What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.
Isn't buns plural already?
I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation. "
That's a lot of buns...  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then
Bugger!
No really....
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish
What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.
Isn't buns plural already?
I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.
That's a lot of buns... "
Wait until you try my special sauce... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then
Bugger!
No really....
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish
What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.
Isn't buns plural already?
I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.
That's a lot of buns...
Wait until you try my special sauce..."
Peri peri? |
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"I actually am having steaks! Boring, boring turkey steaks though in pitta bread with salad. Then I'll cry wank myself to sleep because I have no one to give me a blowjob "
Oh, Joe my friend, is there any sadder phrase in the English language than a cry wank?!
Solidarity brother, stay strong  |
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I’m making stolen chicken. I have no idea where it got that name from, but it’s a good name so I’m sticking with it. (And yes, the accent is there to get around it being a banned word.)
Chicken thighs and baby potatoes marinated in lemon juice, olive oil and a metric fuckton of garlic. Green beans on the side. A sauce made from the cooking juices with a dash of chicken stock and a splash of white wine.
Low maintenance dinner so that I have plenty of spare time afterwards … |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"As I have no one to give a blowjob to, I'm making green thai curry and jasmine rice with mango.
Fuck it, I'll put the steak away then
Bugger!
No really....
Ok, I'm having a burger, that's a slab of meat between buns with relish
What a coincidence. I relish meat between my two buns, too.
Isn't buns plural already?
I'm differentiating two buns from 3 buns - which I no longer have since the operation.
That's a lot of buns...
Wait until you try my special sauce...
Peri peri? "
Well, I am hot stuff, after all.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.
How very dare you!
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lol I see irish restaurants here. But never traditional British. |
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"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.
How very dare you!
lol I see irish restaurants here. But never traditional British. "
I think Irish restaurants only serve Guinness |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"No offense .. for a country that cornered the spice trades . The majority of your food sucks.
How very dare you!
lol I see irish restaurants here. But never traditional British.
I think Irish restaurants only serve Guinness "
It's not true, I've been served in an Irish restaurant... |
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"I didn't send any Valentine's this year, so guess it's only fair I'm not celebrating S&BJ Day.
But, frankly, dinner's better than either: cottage pie. "
I hate to be one of *those* guys, but literally no one offered to cook me a steak last night. What's the point of this place?! I'm off to start a thread about how bad Fab is... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a steak and a willing mouth but no man …. sad times
Same here Cookie.
Hopefully a gent will come along soon for each of us
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hey how you doing haha |
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There’s potential for a nanna and chocolate chip pancake for afters if I make it to the gym 
