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Eeek.... not sure I should admit this!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
Could have been worse lol..  
Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee"
or it could have been me!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
Could have been worse lol..
Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee"
Notts...
Why do they all pick on you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
Could have been worse lol..
Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee"
true... 
Used to like you.... Meanie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
Could have been worse lol..
Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee
Notts...
Why do they all pick on you? "
No Idea babes... No idea, 
Nothing but complimentary to the fat arsed twats ... but they still keep it coming.. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
Could have been worse lol..
Yeah - couldda been you!!!! Heeheeheee
or it could have been me!!!! "
NOTTS - ya been out done mate - it coullda been that guy!!!! LOL
Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ach god love the old soul!! see all they silver surfer classes the government promoted have had results!! xx 
Well Good Luck to him ...
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lol sorry but for once it no me!!! xxx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy xx
Prove it.. "
Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2
TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy xx
Prove it..
Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2
TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya"
No curtains here lol.. Can't afford em! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy xx
Prove it..
Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2
TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya
No curtains here lol.. Can't afford em!"
Shit - you mean all this time i been staling ya next door neighbour???
Fuck me - he really DID eat all the pies!!!
Ok, moving swiftly aong to the next window...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Notts you knows i loves ya really - and me arse may be fat - but its very comfy xx
Prove it..
Let me get me dressing gown on and i'll be over in 2
TOO late to be rushing shutting the curtains now - i already seen ya
No curtains here lol.. Can't afford em!
Shit - you mean all this time i been staling ya next door neighbour???
Fuck me - he really DID eat all the pies!!!
Ok, moving swiftly aong to the next window......"
You.. young lady, seriously need a spankin.
Then again... You'd enjoy it ff's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe "
In 30 years times i will be trawling for my toy boys |
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"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe "
Tell you what you do. You send them home after two days to recover lol. Ok hes not 70 but hes only 4 years off and has had to have a triple bi pass since hes been with me lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe
Tell you what you do. You send them home after two days to recover lol. Ok hes not 70 but hes only 4 years off and has had to have a triple bi pass since hes been with me lol"
Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????
XXXX |
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"Have you never considered that in 30 years time you'll HAVE to shag 70y/o men so you might as well get clued up now about how to fuck them without killing them! Simples, see. hehehe
Tell you what you do. You send them home after two days to recover lol. Ok hes not 70 but hes only 4 years off and has had to have a triple bi pass since hes been with me lol
Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????
XXXX"
pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????
XXXX
pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol"
Ya lucky bugger you ;) |
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Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????
XXXX
pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol
Ya lucky bugger you ;)"
Lol only to get up and make me a coffee ive usually slept through morning glory lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Well you cant kill him off hun -= who would make your sarnies then????
XXXX
pmsl reckon he has got more life in him than me half the time. Defiently in the mornings thats for sure lol
Ya lucky bugger you ;)
Lol only to get up and make me a coffee ive usually slept through morning glory lol"
hahahahahaha
Am sure you make up for it tho
Twice in 4 mins is pretty impressive in my book |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
So then, when have you arranged a meet with him? 
Tony"
Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol
Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?
Tony
Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol
Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time
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ewwwww
Tony |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?
Tony
Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol
Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time
ewwwww
Tony"
Hope she see's this tomo!!! LOL :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A old man went to the doctor's and asked for some viagra as he had a 30y/o woman coming over that evening. The doctor said, "how old are you?", he replied, "I'm 74, why?" The doctor replied, "Jesus, it could be fatal, you know!"
The old man said, "Well, if she dies, she fookin dies!"
"Not her! I mean YOU!"
"Oh give over, gimma some of them tablets."
So the doctor gave him a viagra tablet with the strict instruction that he wasn't to take a whole one, only half.
The old man thought, "Fuck it, a chance like is ain't gonna happen everyday, I'm taking it all!"
The next day he went back to the doctor's and the doc asked him how it went.
"Fookin handsome! 9 fookin times!"
"Ah, and now I supoose you've come for something for your back, eh?"
"No," the old man replies, "me fookin elbow, she never showed up!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?
Tony
Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol
Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time
ewwwww
Tony
Hope she see's this tomo!!! LOL :D"
PMSL!!
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"But ...
I've just been contacted by a 72 year old gent!!
xx
So then, when have you arranged a meet with him?
Tony
Think she went already - she seemed to disappear pretty quick after posting this...lol
Obviously needed to get in there before his bed pan time
ewwwww
Tony
Hope she see's this tomo!!! LOL :D
PMSL!!
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Was that at him hun??? hehehehehe |
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