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"i will be Aladdin
Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....? 
I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)  "
you get me and ruby sophia
i need my bloomin monkey.. abu |
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"i will be Aladdin
Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?
I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)
you get me and ruby sophia
i need my bloomin monkey.. abu "
OOOOH!!!! Yes please! Yum yum!
Monkey... oh yeah, RUSTYYYY! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i will be Aladdin
Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?
I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)
you get me and ruby sophia
i need my bloomin monkey.. abu
OOOOH!!!! Yes please! Yum yum!
Monkey... oh yeah, RUSTYYYY! "
Hey - don't forget the genie'll be on the carpet too!
Hopefully there won't be too much rubbing going on - can be a bugger getting stains out of carpets sometimes!!  |
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so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???
yeah i say ive done well for myself |
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"i will be Aladdin
Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?
I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)
you get me and ruby sophia
i need my bloomin monkey.. abu "
Haha I don't want carpet burns so you'd better be a soft carpet. |
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"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???
yeah i say ive done well for myself "
I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well? |
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"Can I be Buttons (the only furry mammal in pantomimes)and Soxy be Widow Twanky please."
WhaT………“WiDoW TwAnKy” !!!…… “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy” !!!……
You want “ME” to be “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy”!!! For-fuks-sake ,,,,,,,,,
Oh alright then….sheeezzzzz….
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"i will be Aladdin
Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?
I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)
you get me and ruby sophia
i need my bloomin monkey.. abu
Haha I don't want carpet burns so you'd better be a soft carpet. "
Mostly, but with the occasional hard bit...! |
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"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???
yeah i say ive done well for myself
I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well?"
yeah course.. wonder if we get 3 wishes each |
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"i will be Aladdin
Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?
I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)
you get me and ruby sophia
i need my bloomin monkey.. abu
OOOOH!!!! Yes please! Yum yum!
Monkey... oh yeah, RUSTYYYY!
Hey - don't forget the genie'll be on the carpet too!
Hopefully there won't be too much rubbing going on - can be a bugger getting stains out of carpets sometimes!! "
There's always a down side...! 
Anyway, Genie's float above things don't they, sort of airy fairy like?? |
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"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???
yeah i say ive done well for myself
I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well?
yeah course.. wonder if we get 3 wishes each "
I'm sure if we're very good to him we'll get 3 each!! Does that mean obi is now blue though? |
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"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???
yeah i say ive done well for myself
I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well?
yeah course.. wonder if we get 3 wishes each "
3? Each?
Oh go on then - as it's Xmas! |
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"Can I be Buttons (the only furry mammal in pantomimes)and Soxy be Widow Twanky please.
WhaT………“WiDoW TwAnKy” !!!…… “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy” !!!……
You want “ME” to be “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy”!!! For-fuks-sake ,,,,,,,,,
Oh alright then….sheeezzzzz….
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That's the spirit old chum! |
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"I'll be the ghost... I can put the willies up everyone then...
Oh,,,Viccie-boy-boi-bouy,,,,, we’d see right through your performance as a ghost… "
Now you see that's a propper panto joke.
Crap but oddly amusing  |
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"I'll be the ghost... I can put the willies up everyone then...
Oh,,,Viccie-boy-boi-bouy,,,,, we’d see right through your performance as a ghost…
Now you see that's a propper panto joke.
Crap but oddly amusing "
Oh no it isn't..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???
yeah i say ive done well for myself "
Oh so I get to be the lil furry fecker in a fez yeah cheers
Screw it I'm being Jafah, I'm good at being the evil fecker |
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