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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tony blair
bily bragg
jeremy clarkson
russell brand
morrisey (he of the much hyped band the smiths)
eamonn holmes
alex ferguson"
eamonn's wife tho...phooaarrr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On the back of the Michael 'dairylea' Buble thread... who gives you the creeps?
Bruce Forsyth
Cliff Richard
Anne Widecombe
To name but a few 
Errrrrr cliff is NOT creepy!!!!!!!   "
oh yes he is!  |
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"On the back of the Michael 'dairylea' Buble thread... who gives you the creeps?
Bruce Forsyth
Cliff Richard
Anne Widecombe
To name but a few
Errrrrr cliff is NOT creepy!!!!!!! "
Was wondering how long before you jumped to his defence! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheryl Cole
Victoria Beckham
Rebecca Loos
Gillian McKeith
They really think themselves special...they need to get off their high horse!"
hahhaha they knocked ya back eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps not the creeps ... But having seen a few edits of “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” I found David Haye's so called natural personality had me reaching for the puke bucket….!.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tony blair
bily bragg
jeremy clarkson
russell brand
morrisey (he of the much hyped band the smiths)
eamonn holmes
alex ferguson
eamonn's wife tho...phooaarrr
oooh yes!.  "
lets cuckhold him and he can watch us triple spitroast her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"tony blair
bily bragg
jeremy clarkson
russell brand
morrisey (he of the much hyped band the smiths)
eamonn holmes
alex ferguson
eamonn's wife tho...phooaarrr
oooh yes!.
lets cuckhold him and he can watch us triple spitroast her"
eammon likes a spit roast.... the fat bastard |
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"On the back of the Michael 'dairylea' Buble thread... who gives you the creeps?
Bruce Forsyth
Cliff Richard
Anne Widecombe
To name but a few
Errrrrr cliff is NOT creepy!!!!!!!
Was wondering how long before you jumped to his defence! "
You can't hate cliff during CLIFFmas!!!!! |
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"On the back of the Michael 'dairylea' Buble thread... who gives you the creeps?
Bruce Forsyth
Cliff Richard
Anne Widecombe
To name but a few
Errrrrr cliff is NOT creepy!!!!!!!
Was wondering how long before you jumped to his defence!
You can't hate cliff during CLIFFmas!!!!!"
Just thought - if you had his portrait tattood on your bum, you could sit on his face for CLIFFmas...! |
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"On the back of the Michael 'dairylea' Buble thread... who gives you the creeps?
Bruce Forsyth
Cliff Richard
Anne Widecombe
To name but a few
Errrrrr cliff is NOT creepy!!!!!!!
Was wondering how long before you jumped to his defence!
You can't hate cliff during CLIFFmas!!!!!
Just thought - if you had his portrait tattood on your bum, you could sit on his face for CLIFFmas...! "
With the added bonus that you getting a spank gets him a slapped face...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Louie Spence - gimp
Hilary Devey (off Dragon's Den) - what a growler.
Brian fookin Norton - speak properly and not like you got a pineapple up your ass, dickhead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could easily find space in the chest freezer for Ainsley Harriott and Antony Worrall Thompson..... but I'd use the blender on Jamie just to watch him suffer....!!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FFS,,,,,,,, how could I forget to mention that gapping boil on the bottom of humanity….!.
The sanctimonious twat …… BoNo….!. "
Oh hell yes! No one has to wear sunglasses all the fucking time without being a twunt of the highest order. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imagine going to a swingers party and there is a requirement to wear a mask.
Now you find yourself spit roasting a nice lady, all is well with the world and then the string on the other guys mask snaps.
To reveal Ken Barlow.
You'll never watch Corrie again. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Imagine going to a swingers party and there is a requirement to wear a mask.
Now you find yourself spit roasting a nice lady, all is well with the world and then the string on the other guys mask snaps.
To reveal Ken Barlow.
You'll never watch Corrie again."
a little bit of vomit just mad eits way into my mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"FFS,,,,,,,, how could I forget to mention that gapping boil on the bottom of humanity….!.
The sanctimonious twat …… BoNo….!.
Oh hell yes! No one has to wear sunglasses all the fucking time without being a twunt of the highest order. "
Isn't he just a total and utter Twunt
I could quite happily stop him in the street to ask for his autograph and if he agreed to oblige, I’d say “sorry mate, it doesn’t matter, my mistake…
I thought you were Bob Geldof”….!. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Each and every wank-stain celebrity who takes part in or provides voice-overs for adverts encouraging people to take out loans or make no-win-no fee accident claims….
Tossers the lot of em! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"FFS,,,,,,,, how could I forget to mention that gapping boil on the bottom of humanity….!.
The sanctimonious twat …… BoNo….!.
Oh hell yes! No one has to wear sunglasses all the fucking time without being a twunt of the highest order.
Isn't he just a total and utter Twunt
I could quite happily stop him in the street to ask for his autograph and if he agreed to oblige, I’d say “sorry mate, it doesn’t matter, my mistake…
I thought you were Bob Geldof”….!. "
Should just say "can I have you sign this cheque?"
"Oh you dont want too?"
"Stop demanding that everyone else should then".
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"FFS,,,,,,,, how could I forget to mention that gapping boil on the bottom of humanity….!.
The sanctimonious twat …… BoNo….!.
Oh hell yes! No one has to wear sunglasses all the fucking time without being a twunt of the highest order.
Isn't he just a total and utter Twunt
I could quite happily stop him in the street to ask for his autograph and if he agreed to oblige, I’d say “sorry mate, it doesn’t matter, my mistake…
I thought you were Bob Geldof”….!.
Should just say "can I have you sign this cheque?"
"Oh you dont want too?"
"Stop demanding that everyone else should then".
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Imagine going to a swingers party and there is a requirement to wear a mask.
Now you find yourself spit roasting a nice lady, all is well with the world and then the string on the other guys mask snaps.
To reveal Ken Barlow.
You'll never watch Corrie again.a little bit of vomit just mad eits way into my mouth "
Nice. Does it taste like Ken Barlows knob? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Imagine going to a swingers party and there is a requirement to wear a mask.
Now you find yourself spit roasting a nice lady, all is well with the world and then the string on the other guys mask snaps.
To reveal Ken Barlow.
You'll never watch Corrie again.a little bit of vomit just mad eits way into my mouth
Nice. Does it taste like Ken Barlows knob? "
How the fuck would i know? Yukkkky ewwwwwwwwwwww yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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holy fuck,,,was jeremy kyle not mentioned..or was it just too obvious.His beedy eyes, his grating voice, his fucking pointing finger,stupid fuckin napper and basically just a cunt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" barry humphries - cant stand him as dame edna and especially as sir les patterson - makes me feel ill
I can't stand him as Barry Humphries...
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he's pure slime-ball |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"timmy mallet
christopher biggins
pat sharp
that idiot from pineapple dance studios..er...andrew stone"
Not forgetting louie spence he has a creeptacular new bromance with the bloody fecking twat that is the go compare man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"timmy mallet
christopher biggins
pat sharp
that idiot from pineapple dance studios..er...andrew stone
Not forgetting louie spence he has a creeptacular new bromance with the bloody fecking twat that is the go compare man "
oh god yes.
they invented double decker buses for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chris Tarrant. Twat.
Phil Collins. Divorced his wife by fax then married a 27 yr old.
Silvio Berlusconi. Corrupt elitist slimeball."
maybe corrupt but look at the pussy he gets.
more offers than tescos |
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By *ald6974Man
over a year ago
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"George Michael…… because any twat that gets behind the wheel of their car full of drink or drugs deserves their nuts chopped off at the neck…. "
Wouldnt trust him as far as i could throw him....and his mate Elton... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we still creeping or are we hating now ....
Which list do I put up ?"
Gwanny....I can't speak for anyone else but I'm targeting creeps who deserve simultaneous loathing......  |
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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"There's Is something about Keith lemon ... Can just see his face in some sex scandal in the papers ..... "
You do realise Keith Lemon is just a character he plays and the real guy is nothing like the character? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suspect Peter Hitchens is hiding something rather sinister….
He’s probably one of those 15 stone babies….
Which in all fairness isn’t all that bad…….!. but I think he’d enjoy shitting in his nappy far to much….!. |
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Michael Jackson
Harry Potter ( bloke that plays him )
Dr. Who ( the bloke that plays him now )
David Tennant
Ross Noble ( unfunny fucker )
Phil Jupitus ( embarrassing fucker )
Sharon Osbourne
Janet Street Porter
Magenta Divine
Julian Assange
Hugh Grant
Mr. Bean
Pee Wee Herman
Entire Cast of Friends
Carl Lagerfeld
Sara Jessica Parker
George Dawes
Vic Reeves
and a few others |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's Is something about Keith lemon ... Can just see his face in some sex scandal in the papers .....
You do realise Keith Lemon is just a character he plays and the real guy is nothing like the character?"
he's that bloody good at making a 'character'...sorry all keiths great lol....or avid as he is in REAL life lolol |
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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"There's Is something about Keith lemon ... Can just see his face in some sex scandal in the papers .....
You do realise Keith Lemon is just a character he plays and the real guy is nothing like the character?
he's that bloody good at making a 'character'...sorry all keiths great lol....or avid as he is in REAL life lolol"
Or Leigh Francis since thats his real name.
I always find it funny when they think Keith Lemon is his real name and hes actually like that. Its like thinking some muderer from a soap is actually out on the streets killing folk lol |
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