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Invictus and I need extra bodies ;)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So here I am loading the dishwasher and my mobile whistles at me.
I look and it's dear old viccie boy texting; suggesting we have a 'mmmf' 
(personally thought we might get some more 1 on 1 first) 
So for fun only...
Who would you guys suggest that Invictus and I indulge in? and what could we possibly do with them 
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"yes my bunny; & i told you how that would play out 
Don't leave me with those two ffs!!!!
Is she teasing you _nvictus?
More like a threat with the two she means!!! Aaaaarrgghh! "
one could wash up, the other could dry and the third can put away.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cough, cough..... twas not I that suggested anyone. Invictus suggested some men, i simply offered to watch and take pictures of the 3 of you  "
Oh this made me laugh!!
Very good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We scared him off 
or he is out buying lubricant
I have plenty "
Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,
Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We scared him off
or he is out buying lubricant
I have plenty
Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,
Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol "
Sure we can take pics from all angles then.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We scared him off
or he is out buying lubricant
I have plenty
Kinky by name, kinky by nature springs to mind "
Me??? No no no well ok maybe a little |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We scared him off
or he is out buying lubricant
I have plenty
Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,
Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol
Sure we can take pics from all angles then. "
We just need to find him now!!! |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"We scared him off
or he is out buying lubricant
I have plenty
Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,
Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol
Sure we can take pics from all angles then.
We just need to find him now!!! "
Watch out for his New thread |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"We scared him off
or he is out buying lubricant
I have plenty
Kinky by name, kinky by nature springs to mind
Me??? No no no well ok maybe a little "
I'm sure _nvictus wants it no other way |
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"cough, cough..... twas not I that suggested anyone. Invictus suggested some men, i simply offered to watch and take pictures of the 3 of you
WTF?!?!
That wasn't in the contract!!!! 
Really ? Are you very sure about that?
I have cooking oil at the ready "
A
(F)MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
wasn't what I had in mind!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iron pants on.
Weapons set to stun.
Prepare to repell borders....  "
your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iron pants on.
Weapons set to stun.
Prepare to repell borders....
your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party! "
Weapons have been de activated, you have nothing to protect you now! Ha ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dont worry not all of the emails are suitable
ya know when I text ya to say I'd watch and take pics... I was sincere
I've even got some olive oil, be good for your tush |
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"Iron pants on.
Weapons set to stun.
Prepare to repell borders....
your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party!
Weapons have been de activated, you have nothing to protect you now! Ha ha ha ha "
Feck this!! I'm off to the Plasticine era in the Time Machine for a few million years until this has blown over. At least the dinosaurs only want to eat me!!!
....erm.... where's my keys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iron pants on.
Weapons set to stun.
Prepare to repell borders....
your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party!
Weapons have been de activated, you have nothing to protect you now! Ha ha ha ha
Feck this!! I'm off to the Plasticine era in the Time Machine for a few million years until this has blown over. At least the dinosaurs only want to eat me!!!
....erm.... where's my keys? "
Your keys? You mean these things that I have in my hand... We have confiscated them from you, you have nothing to worry about, now shush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....
...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh! "
Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke! |
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"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....
...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh!
Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke! "
Bollocks!!!!
The ram-jet intake conduits!!! That's it!!!
....I'm too old for all this running |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....
...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh!
Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke!
Bollocks!!!!
The ram-jet intake conduits!!! That's it!!!
....I'm too old for all this running "
They are being serviced as we speak!
And what's all this fuss about, your getting what you asked for arent you?
Now just relax.... It won't hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....
...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh!
Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke!
Bollocks!!!!
The ram-jet intake conduits!!! That's it!!!
....I'm too old for all this running
They are being serviced as we speak!
And what's all this fuss about, your getting what you asked for arent you?
Now just relax.... It won't hurt "
There's a 3 pronged attack going on here Viccy, you're surrounded - you may as well just give in and take it like a man! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right enough flirting and flashing that tush you.
Im thinking partners;
We can tie you down,
There is the 'glass' roof, so observers can see from many angles,
The pool is great and you might want a a soothing bath afterwards,
And as its a good distance; your reputation wont be ruined, but it isnt too far to drive 
so when should I pick you up?? |
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The intakes are still open!!!!
I'm in!!!
Initiating Overwatch system! Hull at 18,000 volts and rising... plasma shield at 90, 95, 100%!
Into the oxygen booth!! Purging decks 1 to 500, 3 - 2 - 1....
Sorry Dave, I can't let you do that
Oh FFS!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right enough flirting and flashing that tush you.
Im thinking partners;
We can tie you down,
There is the 'glass' roof, so observers can see from many angles,
The pool is great and you might want a a soothing bath afterwards,
And as its a good distance; your reputation wont be ruined, but it isnt too far to drive
so when should I pick you up?? "
Do they have a swing, just thinking this may be better for double penatration!
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You can't get me now. I'm locked in a Stateroom and I manually purged the whole vessel so nothing is alive on here but me (luckily Jodie was out shoe shopping and Mr Crusty doesn't need air)
On my way to the Plasticine Era as I type.
The onboard computer is singing 'Daisy, Daisy' for some reason though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am rolling round the floor at this thread _nvictus your slipping down a long pole no pun intended lol will leave u to your mmmmmmmfmmmmm session as I have no intentions of joining the male bonding. Looks like you are going to have to take it like a man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loving this fair play, funny as hell, sorry _nvictus but I think the ladies will have their way with u, btw ladies if ur short of a cock I can sub with my strap on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't get me now. I'm locked in a Stateroom and I manually purged the whole vessel so nothing is alive on here but me (luckily Jodie was out shoe shopping and Mr Crusty doesn't need air)
On my way to the Plasticine Era as I type.
The onboard computer is singing 'Daisy, Daisy' for some reason though... "
Thats us girls singing, we're hiding in the computer room, and will hologram our asses out of there any minute now to catch you unawares! Call yourself a time traveller!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Viccie
Enough chatting now.
I want my mmmf
set a date so evreyone can arrange sitters etc,
We also need to work out the car shares etc "
I'll bring the nibbles |
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Tacyon Relay Message:
Sorry, Invictus is not available at present. He is currently surfing the time streams seeking a cure for glitter.
Please leave a message after the slightly camp jingle (bloody Jodie)...
dingle-dangle-doing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do NOT make me have to start a 'he wasted my time' or a 'he couldnt deliver' post young man.
Ps strap ons... Great idea :D "
I think you should, reckon he's gone to a party, somewhere where his bottom is safe from strap-ons and the like! Damn timewasting time travellers, damn them all |
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