So I'm sitting in a cold and draughty waiting room, sorry, 'customer lounge' perving profiles and creating random threads to keep me amused.
Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets. |
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"So I'm sitting in a cold and draughty waiting room, sorry, 'customer lounge' perving profiles and creating random threads to keep me amused.
Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets. "
There are still stations with bars on them but most are up north.  |
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"Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets.
There are still stations with bars on them but most are up north. "
I am up north, I'm in Leicester. I know, I know, it's officially the midlands but I'm a southerner so anything north of Watford is north. |
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I think the station bar in Stalybridge still has an open fire.
I know they serve toasted teacakes and hot vimto - makes waiting for a train a much nicer experience  |
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"So I'm sitting in a cold and draughty waiting room, sorry, 'customer lounge' perving profiles and creating random threads to keep me amused.
Whatever happened to open fires on stations? At this rate I'll be hugging the radiator in the smelly girls toilets. "
They have toilets specifically for 'smelly girls' ? How quaint... |
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Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?
I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing. |
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"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.
He'd like that.
Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?"
its what i do for a living and i wasn't a computer last time i checked my hard drive for a virus! |
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"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?
I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing. "
id give up my seat for you.
what happened to being a gentleman these days? |
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"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?
I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing.
id give up my seat for you.
what happened to being a gentleman these days?"
Ooo, I missed this, I do apologise and a big thanks from me. I'd let you sit on my lap. |
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"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?
I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing.
id give up my seat for you.
what happened to being a gentleman these days?
Ooo, I missed this, I do apologise and a big thanks from me. I'd let you sit on my lap. "
How late is this bloody train ?
Are you still not there yet ? |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.
He'd like that.
Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?
its what i do for a living and i wasn't a computer last time i checked my hard drive for a virus!"
unfortunatly it is at leicster mate has bee n for years
what box you in ex signalman my self |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
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"Now I'm having to stand up all the way to London. Shall I feign illness so that at least one person would be gallant enough to share their seat for at least part of the journey?
I'm facing everybody in the carriage and nobody has made eye contact yet which is surprising anyway. There are not many old ladies with colourful coats, lesbian pulling shoes and dreadlocks around here. I also happen to be mouthing words to the tunes I have in my head. And dancing.
id give up my seat for you.
what happened to being a gentleman these days?
Ooo, I missed this, I do apologise and a big thanks from me. I'd let you sit on my lap.
How late is this bloody train ?
Are you still not there yet ?"
if the train is more thanan hour late ask for a form on alighting you can claim your fare back trom the train company
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Shove something up your jumper to give you a bulge - then start moaning to yourself quietly about back ache, hormones and how that bastard of an ex won't cough up til the DNA test is done live on JK!  |
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"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.
He'd like that.
Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?"
Computers are slower than a real signalman! |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Pop up the signalbox and suck off the signalman.
He'd like that.
Isn't that all done by computers these days or is that the one job left that computers can't do?
Computers are slower than a real signalman! "
to true |
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