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"Going on a date with a woman we got a Little to d*unk and she ended up flashing the waiter what’s yours??? "
You're supposed to tip the waiter, not tit the waiter. |
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Funny now I look back was 50 years ago! Walking to the cinema with a boy and I suddenly without warning not even needing the loo I pissed myself!  never happened before or since! I would have preferred if he had run of and left me! But no he said we could go back to his and ask his mum for a pair of her knickers! I had my first high heels on and was a squelching as we walked along!  x |
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I was in bed with a lovely lady and things were warming up, I went to position myself over her and as my butt was up in the air a kitten had got under the quilt and seen my balls hanging and promptly took a strike, omg it made me jump. The little bugger sunk a claw right in. It pretty much killed the mood |
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