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Do ladies snore?
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Yep and they can be worse than men!
Years ago I went on holiday with an ex gf and her family and we stayed at some barn conversion on a farm and stables- that night couldn’t sleep as was hot so had the window open which looked onto stable yard and All
I could hear was the bloody horses snoring (so I thought) next morning at breakfast I said about the bloody horses snoring loudly and gf dad starts pissing himself laughing and her mum gets up and walks off he then informs me that it wasn’t horses it was my gf mum - she never spoke to me again and relationship didn’t last  oh well |
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over a year ago
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"Some wheeze like an Elephant!
Some silent as lamb. 
Lambs can be noisy little things 
Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though……. "
"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming ".. |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"Some wheeze like an Elephant!
Some silent as lamb.
Lambs can be noisy little things
Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….
"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming ".."
"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some wheeze like an Elephant!
Some silent as lamb.
Lambs can be noisy little things
Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….
"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming "..
"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?""
Talk about creepy. My Wife was watching this very film last night... Oh and yes she snores as well |
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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
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"I have been known to snore, it's usually only one as it wakes me.
NBVN x
I imagine even your snoring to be done in a classy way 
Haha oh believe me I am not always classy 
NBVN x"
If carrot cake is involved it’s completely understandable |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
london |
"Some wheeze like an Elephant!
Some silent as lamb.
Lambs can be noisy little things
Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….
"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming "..
"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?"
Talk about creepy. My Wife was watching this very film last night... Oh and yes she snores as well"
"A Census Taker Once Tried To Test Me. I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti." |
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X= woman snores. 
like a pneumatic drill...
