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By *aybrid OP Man
over a year ago
Bridlington |
Just thought I'd ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No idea … next question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No idea … next question. |
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To eat what we want without getting fat 
Ms  |
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I tell you what they want, what they really really want |
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Fun and adventure with no Dramatic Drama Llamas would be nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Breakfast in bed  |
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Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of it. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "
Ten above, not one. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
Where would you like me? |
Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there. |
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"Breakfast in bed "
Only breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To not be a tour guide in the bedroom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "
Or maybe men on here are dicks. |
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"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."
It's that easy?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They all want the D, they just won’t admit it.
*dons flak jacket* |
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I just want it to be tomorrow night...so not much really x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breakfast in bed
Only breakfast "
Cheeky! Not just breakfast this morning. I'd like Tom Hardy to magically appear naked in my bedroom too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."
We would happily have you as a spokeswoman for all women kind  |
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my mate knows exactly - bought his wife a George Foreman grill for christmas !!!
lol, he thinks hes done nothing wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my mate knows exactly - bought his wife a George Foreman grill for christmas !!!
lol, he thinks hes done nothing wrong"
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"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that
Or maybe men on here are dicks. "
Well you know what they say
If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe |
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By *BVNWoman
over a year ago
Swansea |
Right now this woman wants breakfast made for her.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that
Or maybe men on here are dicks.
Well you know what they say
If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe "
Guys are shit.
Glad we agree!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To eat what we want without getting fat
Ms "
Don’t we all ha ha |
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"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that
Or maybe men on here are dicks.
Well you know what they say
If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe
Guys are shit.
Glad we agree!! "
With that attitude towards them are you surprised
Check your own shoe, I think you’ll find you’ve stood in something |
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World peace of course!
Oh wait, can that only be asked for during Miss World beauty pageants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that
Or maybe men on here are dicks.
Well you know what they say
If you smell dog shit, someone stood in it. If you smell dog shit all day, check your own shoe
Guys are shit.
Glad we agree!!
With that attitude towards them are you surprised
Check your own shoe, I think you’ll find you’ve stood in something "
I'm good thanks.
Shockingly I don't actually want or need a guy.
Look above as to why. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Run it back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Run it back"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t actually want or need anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."
Like HELL YES!
M&S does a great multi seed toast, and Gail’s too.
I need me a man  |
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Toast with marmite on and a cup of tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Um a bebe goat in a jumper for me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If this thread doesn’t have 3 or 4 more to continue, I will be amazed. |
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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago
Hillsborough, NI |
there was a film on this exact topic; it should have all the answers |
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A new vacuum cleaner and some marigolds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massive cock. |
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Such a generic question, it’s hard to answer. We all having changing needs day to day, there is no secret button to press x |
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"Massive cock."
You're in luck then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Massive cock.
You're in luck then! "
Am I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "
Are you okay? Do you need a hug?
Sounds to me like you’re salty that your thiccness isn’t enough to get you laid \_(,”)_/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If they don't know 80% of the time how the fuck are we meant to |
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"Massive cock.
You're in luck then!
Am I? "
Yeah fabs full of them so they say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Massive cock.
You're in luck then!
Am I?
Yeah fabs full of them so they say! "
I am a man. I don’t want massive cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So glad we ran this back |
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Proper treatment for period pain, endometriosis, and consideration of gynaecological problems without automatic deference to childbearing capacity. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
Some decent sleep and a Massage |
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"Proper treatment for period pain, endometriosis, and consideration of gynaecological problems without automatic deference to childbearing capacity."
I would also go for some of this. |
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Though also tea, jam on toast and cuddles with my boyfriend. |
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"Fun and adventure with no Dramatic Drama Llamas would be nice "
Tbf most guys want that too . Me included |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken nuggets and someone to play with their hair. Or is that just my wife? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Balls. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I want covid to do one, I want to figure out my brain and I want to stop wanting because wanting sucks.
Also coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balls."
Chicken balls and sweet and sour? |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Yeah... I'd just like some multiseed toast right now. Obviously speaking for all women there."
Can’t accommodate. Can travel. Can provide Hovis Seed Sensations.
FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balls.
Chicken balls and sweet and sour?"
I was thinking pork. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just wanted a nice lay in this morning instead I ended up with a visit to a&e because the kid apparently fell and got Lego stuck up his nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balls.
Chicken balls and sweet and sour?
I was thinking pork."
Sword? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balls.
Chicken balls and sweet and sour?
I was thinking pork.
Sword?"
Come on I’m being serious here.
Jokes.
Yes, porking her in the vag. |
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"Massive cock.
You're in luck then! "
There's not 1 at my door yet though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balls.
Chicken balls and sweet and sour?
I was thinking pork.
Sword?
Come on I’m being serious here.
Jokes.
Yes, porking her in the vag."
Don’t forget the bum hole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:
What more could women want?
Freedom, that’s what.
Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.
Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seems on this site they want large fit cocks and someone who can host. |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
Pockets in our clothing. |
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"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:
What more could women want?
Freedom, that’s what.
Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.
Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers."
You know where Greer studied?
Sydney university
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:
What more could women want?
Freedom, that’s what.
Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.
Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers.
You know where Greer studied?
Sydney university
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Explains a lot about her views. She probably got them from the massive study the uni did and still do on fab  |
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"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:
What more could women want?
Freedom, that’s what.
Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.
Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers.
You know where Greer studied?
Sydney university
Explains a lot about her views. She probably got them from the massive study the uni did and still do on fab "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Though I hate Greer. A Greer quote for the thread:
What more could women want?
Freedom, that’s what.
Freedom from being the thing looked at rather than the person looking back. Freedom from self- consciousness. Freedom from the duty of sexual stimulation of jaded male appetite, for which no breast ever bulges hard enough and no leg is ever long enough. Freedom from the uncomfortable clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from clothes that must be worn to titillate. Freedom from shoes that make us shorten our steps and push our buttocks out. Freedom from the ever-present juvenile pulchritude.
Freedom from the humiliating insults heaped on us by the top shelf of the newsagents; freedom from r*pe, whether it is by being undressed verbally by the men on the building site, spied on as we go about our daily business, stopped, propositioned or followed on the street, greasily teased by our male workmates, pawed by the boss, used sadistically or against our will by the men we love, or violently terrorized and beaten by a stranger, or a gang of strangers.
You know where Greer studied?
Sydney university
Explains a lot about her views. She probably got them from the massive study the uni did and still do on fab
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Germaine, if you’re reading this, you’d have loved the comments in *** threads.  |
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Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning "
Stairs signs? Like fire exit? That’s where I’ve been going wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning "
Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign? |
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning
Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign? "
I know road signs.
And now I have the Spice Girls in my head
I want the Spice Girls out of my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning
Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign? "
I do by the way. That’s how I completed tinder so quickly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning
Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign?
I know road signs.
And now I have the Spice Girls in my head
I want the Spice Girls out of my head"
Speaking of head |
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning
Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign?
I know road signs.
And now I have the Spice Girls in my head
I want the Spice Girls out of my head
Speaking of head "
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
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Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.
Got it? Good. |
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning
Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign? "
The world doesn’t revolve around me but I can answer q 1 and 2. Quality time and Gemini but I don’t know I’m just a single guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much to consider op like love languages, stairs signs and how they like eggs in the morning
Do you know your love languages? And your star sign? And the rising sign? And your moon sign?
The world doesn’t revolve around me but I can answer q 1 and 2. Quality time and Gemini but I don’t know I’m just a single guy "
Bro. Find out your rising and moon. Trust me.
Tough luck on the sign also- aren’t they two faced? |
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The moon on a stick
Your last penny
More than possible to give
You last dying breath
EVERYTHING! |
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Serious answer now.
Honesty i would say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The moon on a stick
Your last penny
More than possible to give
You last dying breath
EVERYTHING!"
You ok there pal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there "
Piss off you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The moon on a stick
Your last penny
More than possible to give
You last dying breath
EVERYTHING!"
And after you gave them all of that they didn’t want your penis? |
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"The moon on a stick
Your last penny
More than possible to give
You last dying breath
EVERYTHING!
You ok there pal?"
Please refer to post underneath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there
Piss off you "
Hahaha |
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"Some proper bitter woman haters on here isn’t there "
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By *osie xoWoman
over a year ago
Market Weighton |
Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar "
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man. |
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I love women. The reverse doesn't seem to be the norm, however |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
Southern Wales |
A three week holiday somewhere quiet, alone. |
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By *osie xoWoman
over a year ago
Market Weighton |
"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man. "
So true! |
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man. "
I’m like can you handle the true?
“Lie to me baby” |
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Currently? I'd like a sunshine soaked holiday in a fully accessible, luxury hotel. Just me and Mr KC. Ta |
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man. "
#notallmen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall
Good looking
Beard
Articulate
Manly voice
Growling type of sexiness
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can't speak for all women
but this woman wants some hot sex with my gorgeous Hubby and a beautiful big woman to join us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall
Good looking
Beard
Articulate
Manly voice
Growling type of sexiness
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2 out of 6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.
#notallmen"
Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now |
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Whatever we want, whenever we want!!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall
Good looking
Beard
Articulate
Manly voice
Growling type of sexiness
2 out of 6 "
Which 2 ?? |
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.
#notallmen
Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now"
Shhh. I don't want to be attacked |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall
Good looking
Beard
Articulate
Manly voice
Growling type of sexiness
2 out of 6
Which 2 ?? "
I like to maintain a certain level of mystery. I hear women like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.
#notallmen
Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now
Shhh. I don't want to be attacked "
There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .
Oh I must stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Simple answer
Not me!
Your welcome |
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.
#notallmen
Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now
Shhh. I don't want to be attacked
There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .
Oh I must stop "
As if they'd support me in public. They're wimps and go with the status quo |
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Funny answer is chocolate cocks that keep going til the job is done.
Non funny answer is probably to be treated like people when they wanted to be treated as such. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Seems on this site they want large fit cocks and someone who can host. "
I want neither of these... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Nowt all good here. "
That's cos you got flowers innit |
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over a year ago
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Not a lot, realistically. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.
#notallmen
Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now
Shhh. I don't want to be attacked
There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .
Oh I must stop
As if they'd support me in public. They're wimps and go with the status quo "
I feel so seen you’re right tho |
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"Someone I can have a laugh with as well as having fun... And somebody who doesn't lie, nothing worse than a liar
I’ll never lie to you. - Every man.
#notallmen
Swing, you know it’s #yesallmen by now
Shhh. I don't want to be attacked
There’s plenty of white knights on fab anyway if you are .
Oh I must stop
As if they'd support me in public. They're wimps and go with the status quo I feel so seen you’re right tho"
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A winning lottery ticket would be nice
Failing that, a teleporter would be good, plane tickets aren't cheap |
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I want fun and adventure with a smattering of romance |
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"I want fun and adventure with a smattering of romance "
and you certainly deserve it. You're a very cool person |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Just thought I'd ask "
Dresses with pockets. And cake. |
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over a year ago
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"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.
Got it? Good. "
Spot on |
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I quite enjoyed Mel Gibson in this |
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By *omer47Man
over a year ago
leigh |
"Woman want what they can’t have
That’s why so many on here getting 100s of messages a day can’t find a good meet
Because no matter what you offer them, they want one above that "
Exactly right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my forays onto dating sites women seemed to want or like 3 things in the main: dogs, wine and holidays. Not necessarily in that order of preference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To eat what we want without getting fat
Ms "
This! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We dont know |
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A holiday island with a dog or cat and waiter service of wine and cake.
With me visiting every now and again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who knows! When you find out, let me know. |
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Coffee delivered and to be left alone. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
Right now she wants me to get the credit card. |
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"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.
Got it? Good. "
Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.
Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall! |
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over a year ago
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Me. The spokesperson told me so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man that doesn't need to ask this question |
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"Me. The spokesperson told me so. "
What gender was the spokesperson? This makes a difference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything and Nothing.
And Puppy’s. |
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over a year ago
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"Me. The spokesperson told me so.
What gender was the spokesperson? This makes a difference"
Man obvs. Men are all knowing. |
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"Me. The spokesperson told me so.
What gender was the spokesperson? This makes a difference
Man obvs. Men are all knowing. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Respect… and a lot of chocolate.. |
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I'm my experience women are often so contrary. Thus asking what women want in general is fruitless. Far better ask what they want right now, listen to them and learn to be adaptable. |
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Bloody hell, even Einstein, Aristotle, Plato and Darwin couldn't work that question out !!!
Women are beautiful Intelligent, Articulate Caring Loving, Dangerous Crazy Psycho's who are covered in sugar and spice and all things nice.
No man EVER has worked out what they want. It's often the best just to leave flowers and chocolates somewhere close by and retreat to a safe distance. If she smiles with her eyes as well as her mouth then it's reasonably safe to approach her (slowly and with caution)
Do not EVER joke about why she's out of the kitchen (I now walk with a permanent limp lol) |
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over a year ago
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"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.
Got it? Good.
Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.
Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall! "
Bloody bastard men!
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"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.
Got it? Good.
Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.
Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall!
Bloody bastard men!
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How could they not know we just want a toffee crisp!! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Chocolate and cock.... easy"
Cadbury's have that covered. |
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Cake.
Orgasms.
Baths at as Lava.
Respect.
Better pay.
Adventurous, fulfilling sex.
Decent conversation.
Shoes that fit.
Early retirement.
Just like men, with exception to the baths as hot as lava.
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over a year ago
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"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.
Got it? Good.
Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.
Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall!
Bloody bastard men!
How could they not know we just want a toffee crisp!! "
Or a choc cock. I didn't get anything for Easter.  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Sherburn... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Cake... or, as it's Easter, chocolate cake  |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"Women want what women want, except when what they want isn’t what they need; so do give them what they need instead of just what they want, but accept that’ll be wrong because it’s not what they wanted and they wanted what they wanted although they weren’t sure what they wanted but they wanted it anyway.
Got it? Good.
Is this like when a man is going to the shop, and asks us if we want anything, we say “no thank you”.
Then when they come back, they haven’t bought us anything! Not even a chocolate bar!! The absolute gall! "
Not even a Cornetto
Shocking |
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Red roses, chocolate, cake, diamonds, a ferrari and to be left alone. |
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"I tell you what they want, what they really really want "
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Cake and all your time and attention |
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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago
somewhere sweet and sour |
I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol |
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To zig a Zig Ahhhh for starters, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Control of the T.V. remote |
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"I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol"
you are not alone on that 1 Missus, I'm afraid when I wake up and throw the leg out of bed that I might kick the postman in the head as my leg flys out the window, (this man wants younger hips ) |
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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago
somewhere sweet and sour |
"I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol you are not alone on that 1 Missus, I'm afraid when I wake up and throw the leg out of bed that I might kick the postman in the head as my leg flys out the window, (this man wants younger hips ) "
Sorry I'm same age as you ... not younger hips lol
When I read that I imagined it coming out as younger hips wrapped round you lol
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Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights |
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"I just want to feel refreshed waking up every morning, without bones cracking and taking 30 mins to get motivated lol you are not alone on that 1 Missus, I'm afraid when I wake up and throw the leg out of bed that I might kick the postman in the head as my leg flys out the window, (this man wants younger hips )
Sorry I'm same age as you ... not younger hips lol
When I read that I imagined it coming out as younger hips wrapped round you lol
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I'd be OK with that happening, at least there would be some1 with working legs present to go fetch it and check on my postman |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
Someone to make my bed for me so I don't want to kill people (or get lost in the duvet cover).
Posh |
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