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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is a penis fart 
Sorry I'm a little bored in the office today 
Is "penis fart" a posh way of saying some prick is talking ? "
There are some that do on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do I fix my farting penis?
HI,
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.
Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There very nasty i had a perianal fistula and had a operation and will be out of work for 2 months. "
Bet that was painful. Much more painful than a fart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Colovaginal fistula is a tearing between the colon and vagina. It often occurs after surgery or child birth, and can lead to urinary tract infection or other complications. If you do have colovaginal fistula you’ll need to see your doctor so that it can be properly treated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There very nasty i had a perianal fistula and had a operation and will be out of work for 2 months.
Bet that was painful. Much more painful than a fart. "
Its unbelievable the amount of pain i was in .when i had it over a month and keeped getting misdiagnosed but had the operation so waiting for it to heal. |
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