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Can I be chancellor?
I'm good at making a budget then not keeping to it. 
But still being able to justify every purchase with a straight face and an explanation that sounds plausible till you stop and think it through  |
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"Can I be chancellor?
I'm good at making a budget then not keeping to it.
But still being able to justify every purchase with a straight face and an explanation that sounds plausible till you stop and think it through "
And yet I still do not see a need for two hundred pairs of shoes with matching hand bags |
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"Can I be chancellor?
I'm good at making a budget then not keeping to it.
But still being able to justify every purchase with a straight face and an explanation that sounds plausible till you stop and think it through
And yet I still do not see a need for two hundred pairs of shoes with matching hand bags"
But by the time I have sat you down and explained, in detail with graphs and everything, why each and every purchase has it's place you'll agree with me! 
Though it may just be so you can run away screaming... But I'll make you sign off on the purchase orders before I let you out so it's all good. |
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"I was voted prime minister last time, i was leaving it for wishy but everyone said i should get in first and it was seconded lolI d support your being Prime Minister!"
Thankyou, is a great job, i just sit back and deligate everyone else to fuck things up. |
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over a year ago
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"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer! "
Job description please - is that I contain the disasters around myself - create them so there are disasters or sort the disasters out - cos out of those three - Numbers 1 and 2 are the most likely me thinks |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer!
Job description please - is that I contain the disasters around myself - create them so there are disasters or sort the disasters out - cos out of those three - Numbers 1 and 2 are the most likely me thinks "
Need seconding for your post! |
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"Can I be chancellor?
I'm good at making a budget then not keeping to it.
But still being able to justify every purchase with a straight face and an explanation that sounds plausible till you stop and think it through
And yet I still do not see a need for two hundred pairs of shoes with matching hand bagsYou dont see the need? That is worrying  "
And not the same shoe in five different colours |
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"Can I be chancellor?
I'm good at making a budget then not keeping to it.
But still being able to justify every purchase with a straight face and an explanation that sounds plausible till you stop and think it through
And yet I still do not see a need for two hundred pairs of shoes with matching hand bags
But by the time I have sat you down and explained, in detail with graphs and everything, why each and every purchase has it's place you'll agree with me!
Though it may just be so you can run away screaming... But I'll make you sign off on the purchase orders before I let you out so it's all good. "
In my defense if you had your tits in my face I probably sign my kidneys over to you  |
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"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer!
Job description please - is that I contain the disasters around myself - create them so there are disasters or sort the disasters out - cos out of those three - Numbers 1 and 2 are the most likely me thinks Need seconding for your post! "
I'll second it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up for "Chief Whip" ??
I say kinkyinhantsActually yeah I agree - seconded
I have a wedgy already at the thought of her calling me a pleb You are a patrician!!!! "
and I look good in a toga
as long as someone has wonderwebbed the bottom
otherwise i tend to trip over it with these little legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer!
Job description please - is that I contain the disasters around myself - create them so there are disasters or sort the disasters out - cos out of those three - Numbers 1 and 2 are the most likely me thinks Need seconding for your post!
I'll second it"
Thank u - now just need to know wot I am supposed to do - and am pretty sure it wont be wot happens lol  |
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over a year ago
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Thank you for my nomination.
I also support Miss_Tress for chief whip amd I know she'd do a brilliant job. I would like to see Wishy as prime minister though because he contributes such a lot to the political threads and its very entertaining when he gets started. He's got an answer for everything that man has |
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"can i just be someone who eats cake? lol"
Sassy for tea lady!
Sounds like a minor role, but it's access all areas and you'd have a surprising amount of influence - the threat of withholding the tunnocks tea cakes and just giving the pm a digestive with her tea could change government policy! |
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"Thank you for my nomination.
I also support Miss_Tress for chief whip amd I know she'd do a brilliant job. I would like to see Wishy as prime minister though because he contributes such a lot to the political threads and its very entertaining when he gets started. He's got an answer for everything that man has "
Thats why i want him for my second in command so he can make all the decisions and i dont have to do anything,apart from pop over to america once in a while or open a new school |
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"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer!
Job description please
Need seconding for your post!
I'll second it
Thank u - now just need to know wot I am supposed to do - and am pretty sure it wont be wot happens lol "
Mostly it will be to attract and contain all disasters.
I think you're eminently suited for the role! |
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"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer!
Job description please
Need seconding for your post!
I'll second it
Thank u - now just need to know wot I am supposed to do - and am pretty sure it wont be wot happens lol
Mostly it will be to attract and contain all disasters.
I think you're eminently suited for the role! "
yep deffo attracting them |
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over a year ago
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"Polo for spokesman/spin doctor.
God, I'm creaming myself at the thought of Polo v Paxo!!!
I know who would win lol"
Sorry I am having a blonde spell here - (in role of impending disaster you understand) who is Paxo? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Now I cannot think of a nomination for Minister of Transport. Any offerings?
it might depend on the tranpsortation of wot??? "
That just reminded me of the ancient movie "What you always wanted to know about sex and did not dare to ask" with Woody Allan.. remember teh scene where all the workers are gathering in his balls to prepare for imminent sex? Not directly linked to transport but hey it is about getting things moving |
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"Now I cannot think of a nomination for Minister of Transport. Any offerings?
it might depend on the tranpsortation of wot??? That just reminded me of the ancient movie "What you always wanted to know about sex and did not dare to ask" with Woody Allan.. remember teh scene where all the workers are gathering in his balls to prepare for imminent sex? Not directly linked to transport but hey it is about getting things moving"
I have never seen the film but somehow these were my thoughts as well |
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"Polo for spokesman/spin doctor.
God, I'm creaming myself at the thought of Polo v Paxo!!!
I know who would win lol
Sorry I am having a blonde spell here - (in role of impending disaster you understand) who is Paxo? "
Jeremy Paxman off of newsnight. He who won't accept any answer but a straight one.
Sorry, need to log off and lie down cos the thought of the two of them is getting me very wibbly. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer!
Job description please - is that I contain the disasters around myself - create them so there are disasters or sort the disasters out - cos out of those three - Numbers 1 and 2 are the most likely me thinks Need seconding for your post!
I'll second it
Thank u - now just need to know wot I am supposed to do - and am pretty sure it wont be wot happens lol "
Think you will need to have Invictus as your side kick for some light relief in between disasters? I know it is a small role, nonetheless a very important one! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Minister for Sex Education ...anybody?
cali
Let me know who you chose and ask them if they can give me some pointers please, I aint half struggling with it all."
We will ask Cali very nicely if she could make you her initial project! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Proposing Minxie as Disaster Containment Officer!
Job description please - is that I contain the disasters around myself - create them so there are disasters or sort the disasters out - cos out of those three - Numbers 1 and 2 are the most likely me thinks Need seconding for your post!
I'll second it
Thank u - now just need to know wot I am supposed to do - and am pretty sure it wont be wot happens lol
Think you will need to have Invictus as your side kick for some light relief in between disasters? I know it is a small role, nonetheless a very important one! "
ooo I definitely agree |
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"Minister for Sex Education ...anybody?
cali
Let me know who you chose and ask them if they can give me some pointers please, I aint half struggling with it all.We will ask Cali very nicely if she could make you her initial project! "
That girl best be patient, Im like 20+ years behind.
Been on Fab for ages, but not the forums, Im running off to google every 5 mins asking it 'what the fucks this and what the fucks that'.
Learn something new everyday they say, ya telling me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Polo for spokesman/spin doctor.
God, I'm creaming myself at the thought of Polo v Paxo!!!
I know who would win lol
Sorry I am having a blonde spell here - (in role of impending disaster you understand) who is Paxo?
Jeremy Paxman off of newsnight. He who won't accept any answer but a straight one.
Sorry, need to log off and lie down cos the thought of the two of them is getting me very wibbly. "
ooo impending chaos and mayhem then |
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Given my considerable experience I would like to stand for Intergalactic and Temporal Minister.
Given that me and Funky are technically the same person we can job share and save a fortune for the new government. Just don't allow any expenses for glitter related items... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'd like to propose myself as Minister Without Portfolio (I've always thought that sounds the most pointless non-job in the known universe, so would leave me plenty of perving time), Daz as Minister Without Sense and Taz as Minister Without Conscience
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"Given my considerable experience I would like to stand for Intergalactic and Temporal Minister.
Given that me and Funky are technically the same person we can job share and save a fortune for the new government. Just don't allow any expenses for glitter related items... "
This is a great concept and I can get on board with it, we just need to drill into the expenses details a little and see if we can move something from the axe budget to glitter. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Given my considerable experience I would like to stand for Intergalactic and Temporal Minister.
Given that me and Funky are technically the same person we can job share and save a fortune for the new government. Just don't allow any expenses for glitter related items...
This is a great concept and I can get on board with it, we just need to drill into the expenses details a little and see if we can move something from the axe budget to glitter."
Glitter is kind of an unmentionable word right now...isnt it? |
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"Given my considerable experience I would like to stand for Intergalactic and Temporal Minister.
Given that me and Funky are technically the same person we can job share and save a fortune for the new government. Just don't allow any expenses for glitter related items...
This is a great concept and I can get on board with it, we just need to drill into the expenses details a little and see if we can move something from the axe budget to glitter."
I'm prepared to aggresively renegotiate on this. But no glitter  I can, however, move a little on disco glitter balls and a blue porn allowance but my handaxe allowance is considered ring fenced.
Anyway, we have an unofficial bum thread to deal to deal with in sector 4. It's a code amber alteady |
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"Given my considerable experience I would like to stand for Intergalactic and Temporal Minister.
Given that me and Funky are technically the same person we can job share and save a fortune for the new government. Just don't allow any expenses for glitter related items...
This is a great concept and I can get on board with it, we just need to drill into the expenses details a little and see if we can move something from the axe budget to glitter.
I'm prepared to aggresively renegotiate on this. But no glitter I can, however, move a little on disco glitter balls and a blue porn allowance but my handaxe allowance is considered ring fenced.
Anyway, we have an unofficial bum thread to deal to deal with in sector 4. It's a code amber alteady "
You had me at blue porn! DEAL!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Given my considerable experience I would like to stand for Intergalactic and Temporal Minister.
Given that me and Funky are technically the same person we can job share and save a fortune for the new government. Just don't allow any expenses for glitter related items... "
No ure r my righthand person - giving me light relief in between my attracting mayhem and chaos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you think Kev is going all Kofi Annan on us and is trying to form a proper government, with some actual plans, rather than just attempting to take the world by force ?
So cut the shite Kev, doesn't matter who does what - there are just two important questions ?
1. What are we wearing, and
2. Is Lacey still in charge of letters home from the trenches ? |
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