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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty...  :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries...  |
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"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries... "
Just the one candle?
Have you ever tried four candles?  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries...
Just the one candle?
Have you ever tried four candles? "
I have 3 on the go... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries...
Just the one candle?
Have you ever tried four candles? "
I love it when jokes go over peoples heads!!
Nooooo....fork handles....new handles for me forks!!
(circa 2 ronnies 1982)  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries...
Just the one candle?
Have you ever tried four candles?
I love it when jokes go over peoples heads!!
Nooooo....fork handles....new handles for me forks!!
(circa 2 ronnies 1982) "
ok ok I never got it!! |
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serious answer now....i used to sell Partylite candles and learnt lots of useful tips!!
snuff dont puff to keep the with in the centre
hug the tops of your pillar candles to make them burn evenly and reduce the risk of wax spillage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i once put 8 dinner candles in my own special candle holder
unlit though "
Just the one holder? You might have managed yet more using your second 'special candle holder' - but that could have been dangerous if they'd been lit!! |
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"i once put 8 dinner candles in my own special candle holder
unlit though
Just the one holder? You might have managed yet more using your second 'special candle holder' - but that could have been dangerous if they'd been lit!! "
what holder are yo thinking of???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i once put 8 dinner candles in my own special candle holder
unlit though
Just the one holder? You might have managed yet more using your second 'special candle holder' - but that could have been dangerous if they'd been lit!!
what holder are yo thinking of??? "
No idea!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i know a guy who take candles on his travels incase he fancies a romantic moment with himself in the bath 
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i got excited as thought he was into melting wax and dripping it onto a womans body.. sadly they are for 'mood lighting' lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries...
Just the one candle?
Have you ever tried four candles?
I love it when jokes go over peoples heads!!
Nooooo....fork handles....new handles for me forks!!
(circa 2 ronnies 1982) "
I didnt get it, just as a dialect difference I'm afraid say FfOrrk, u say fOark |
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Another yankee candle fan here.
Currently have warm spice burning, last night french vanilla and tomorrow probably strawberry buttercream.
I love the vanilla based ones - might have something to do with the fact vanilla scents are known to turn men on too..... :whistle: |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries...
You and me both lol but I like my candles for other types of play "
thats a fuckin baseball bat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another yankee candle fan here.
Currently have warm spice burning, last night french vanilla and tomorrow probably strawberry buttercream.
I love the vanilla based ones - might have something to do with the fact vanilla scents are known to turn men on too..... :whistle:"
I only ever buy Vanilla, dont know about turning men on but it sure does me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my favourite perfumes is vanilla based. It makes me want to eat myself. 
Contortionist!!!!
I said I want to, not that I can "
In that case......lie back!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have you ever tried four candles?
fork handles ??
..i didnt get it either till i pretended to say 'four' in english and not scottish "
I got it because I've seen the clip of the sketch several times. It's quite clever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my favourite perfumes is vanilla based. It makes me want to eat myself.
Contortionist!!!!
I said I want to, not that I can
In that case......lie back! "
Are you sure you can stay awake?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my favourite perfumes is vanilla based. It makes me want to eat myself.
Contortionist!!!!
I said I want to, not that I can
In that case......lie back!
Are you sure you can stay awake? "
Of course! But if I did start snoring - think of the vibrations! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midnight mass... is that one of those ceremonies that needs a goat?
no, just an altar and some vino.
och...and I'm a horny capricorn too  Paddy.....ya heathen! "
might change to Sagittarius....hung like a fuckin horse I am! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Midnight mass... is that one of those ceremonies that needs a goat?
no, just an altar and some vino.
och...and I'm a horny capricorn too Paddy.....ya heathen!
might change to Sagittarius....hung like a fuckin horse I am! "
yeah or ya shit in public a lot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Midnight mass... is that one of those ceremonies that needs a goat?
no, just an altar and some vino.
och...and I'm a horny capricorn too Paddy.....ya heathen!
might change to Sagittarius....hung like a fuckin horse I am! yeah or ya shit in public a lot! "
are u pisces?....not insinuating anything...  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Midnight mass... is that one of those ceremonies that needs a goat?
no, just an altar and some vino.
och...and I'm a horny capricorn too Paddy.....ya heathen!
might change to Sagittarius....hung like a fuckin horse I am! yeah or ya shit in public a lot!
are u pisces?....not insinuating anything... "
No im scorpio! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Midnight mass... is that one of those ceremonies that needs a goat?
no, just an altar and some vino.
och...and I'm a horny capricorn too Paddy.....ya heathen!
might change to Sagittarius....hung like a fuckin horse I am! yeah or ya shit in public a lot!
are u pisces?....not insinuating anything... No im scorpio! "
nice grip |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Midnight mass... is that one of those ceremonies that needs a goat?
no, just an altar and some vino.
och...and I'm a horny capricorn too Paddy.....ya heathen!
might change to Sagittarius....hung like a fuckin horse I am! yeah or ya shit in public a lot!
are u pisces?....not insinuating anything... No im scorpio!
nice grip "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries...
Just the one candle?
Have you ever tried four candles? "
you been to the hardware shop?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the scented candles, they make my farts smell better.
You're not supposed to eat them! "
I have rose scented ones burning in my bedroom just now .... and no I haven't farted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love candles.. Scented ones are my fav. I have my side light on in the living room and candles lit.. I brought this candle that when lit changes colour its really pretty... :-. All I need now is a hot man and some champers and strawberries... "
Have you tried the 'Woodwick' ones Miss Chops ?
They smell really nice but they also make the crackling sound of a log fire
Well that's the idea at least.
I light one, forget about it and then half way through Corrie think 'what the fkin 'ells that noise ?'
Try 'em tho - they're nice (if a bit pricey at £12-£20 a throw) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've currently got my Yankee Candle wax tarts burning, love them "
My favourite Yankee Candle is Lemon & Lavender, but they also do a range of aromatherapy ones and the tangerine & vanilla one of them is lovely too.
I love the cinnamon / spice ones too, but you can over do them. I have a friend who has them on a lot and when you come ou of her house you always smell like Christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like the scented candles, they make my farts smell better.
You're not supposed to eat them!
I have rose scented ones burning in my bedroom just now .... and no I haven't farted. "
Who said anything about eating them? I can think of better uses for a candle. |
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