Cocks go floorward

By *ornucopia OP Man over a year ago

Bexley

My cock went floorward today after going black in the autumn.

Are you completely disorganised on this the shortest day of the year?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m more concerned about your cock going black…

By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m more concerned about your cock going black…"

You know the old saying, “once you go black…. it needs amputating!”

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m more concerned about your cock going black…

You know the old saying, “once you go black…. it needs amputating!”"

Definitely sounds like frostbite.